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Adrian Țepeș said:
What if CatKnight brings it up on their next interview... maybe tells him Sonichu can't make the cut unless Chris gets the rights for "Ray" from Sega or something? At the very least the mental gymnastics would be amusing to listen to.
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Chris won't have to get the copyrights because "Sonichu: The Electric Pokemon" is a totally original creation composed of Sonic fusing together with a Pikachu through rainbow rays and whatever other BS.

(Inset Chris' Smugness Here)

The best case scenario would be that Chistopher rails against the new Sonic character so hard that Sega finds out and sends a copyright infringement notice to Chris for all the cheap junk he's peddling.
 
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ChurchOfGodBear said:
http://segabits.com/blog/2016/02/04...pposedly-uncovered-presenting-segasonic-bros/

So, this might not be specifically about Chris, but it seemed a little too on-the-nose to put in the General or Sonichu subforums (mods please move if I'm wrong in this) But it seems that perhaps Sonichu isn't even Chris's Original Character(TM). Sega was apparently playing with the idea of Sonic recolors EIGHT YEARS before Chris made Sonichu, in particular making a yellow one that, as of now, is the closest Sonichu has ever come to being in an actual game.

Also noteworthy is a red Sonic who likely morphed into the character Knuckles.

So, Chris... sorry, man, but Sonichu really was't your idea after all. Looks like you failed that high school project.

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If Chris didn't have the yellow skin as a point of distinction, he'd just move to other superficial differences like the longer ears and zigzag tail or the moves copied from Pokemon.

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Adrian Țepeș said:
What if CatKnight brings it up on their next interview... maybe tells him Sonichu can't make the cut unless Chris gets the rights for "Ray" from Sega or something? At the very least the mental gymnastics would be amusing to listen to.
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C'mon, Chris already explained that Sonic can't shoot lightning, what more do you want? Sonichu is way different from Sonic!
 
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Do y'all think that Chris will celebrate (in some way) when either Mary Lee or Michael snyder finally dies?
 
18plusful said:
Do y'all think that Chris will celebrate (in some way) when either Mary Lee or Michael snyder finally dies?
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He probably won't even hear about it. I don't think he keeps tabs on them or anything. In fact, I don't think he even views them as real people. They're just cartoon villains out to ruin his life because they hate love/hate autistics/are assholes. In fact, I have a theory about this which I'm going to spoiler for length and sperginess.
I think Chris' views on MLW, Snyder, Megan and the Yellow-Shirted Foe can be tied in with his autism. Chris has real trouble with abstract concepts. As we know, he also has trouble taking the blame for his many failures. So it's easier for him to think of the problems in his life in terms of people.

For instance, we know the reason he got kicked out of PVCC was because he was being creepy and ultimately crazy. For Chris, though, it's easier for him to simply think, "it was because of Mary Lee Walsh." Similarly, he got kicked out of the PLACe "because of Snyder." He doesn't get trolled because he's a strange person who reacts hilariously, it's "because of Megan." He doesn't need to come up with reasons or motivations, they just do these things because they're evil. Decades of kiddie cartoons have reinforced this as a possibility.

This serves three purposes. Firstly, it reduces the situation to something simple and concrete that he can understand. Secondly, it removes all the blame from him and enables him to believe that he leads a blameless and innocent existence. And thirdly, perhaps most importantly, it means that all he has to do is defeat these people (or preferably get someone else to do it) and his life will be perfect.

I think this is also what's behind the Autism figures. He can't really blame anyone for his autism, but nevertheless it is a cause of many of his problems. So he personifies it as this weird humanoid figure in the vague cargo-cultish hope that he can some day vanquish it.

He's even taken it to extremes, laying the blame for his misfortunes on such figures as God and the Grim Reaper - it's like he recognises that some problems are too big and complex to be trollish machinations, but at the same time he can't let go of that need for a singular enemy.
Basically, I don't think he's going to celebrate the demise of his enemies, because the problems he believes they caused will still be in place. He'll just move on to the next big enemy.
 
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18plusful said:
Do y'all think that Chris will celebrate (in some way) when either Mary Lee or Michael snyder finally dies?
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Funny you should mention Snyder, I was just about to post a random thought I had.

The whole GAMe PLACe saga would have been really funny in context, Chris absolutely despises some guy that owns a toy store, if he hadn't tried to run him over with Sonchu multiple times....

But to answer your question, I think Snyder and Walsh have many years of life left, possibly more than Chris.:c
 
Elaine Benes said:
When people bring up Chris-Chan to their friends, do anyone else's friends say "Isn't he transitioning?"
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all of my friends have no clue what has been happening to chris in the last 10 years or so.

and on that note
chris will soon transition into a beautiful butterfly with :briefs: on his wings
fly chris, fly away
 
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Drawets Rednaxela said:
Does Chris genuinely believe his father invented plastic?
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He knows that Bob "designed the controls on plastic moulding machines." I doubt he has any idea what that actually means - he just repeats the phrase "without him, we wouldn't have a simple plastic funnel" the same way he repeats the same jokes over and over. Certainly I think he has an inflated idea of Bob's importance in the making of the modern world, no doubt stoked by Borb themselves.

While I don't want to diminish Bob's achievements, the impression I get is that he was one of a number of people working on that project and if he hadn't done it, someone else would. It wasn't exactly Newton and the apple.
 
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In all honestly, Chris's life is really not that interesting at this point.

He's selling things on etsy. Good for him.

Why anybody in their right mind would buy things he puts out is beyond me, but hey, who am I to question it?
 
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