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Does anybody have a mirror for "I Love You, Catherine" video? The CWCki mirror is down and couldn't find it anywhere else online.
 
In the Father Call, Kacey mentions a letter Chris wrote for her parents:
Kacey: Um, I'm cool, um, I'm over at my parents' house, cause, um, they wanted to call [Chris speaks over her] 'cause they saw some of your videos and I gave them the letter.

Where's that letter? It is only mentioned in that call and I can't find it anywhere else.
 
The video where Chris goes "C'mon. Damian. Damian Antaria. Give me a break! You know my, I don't want to be back in a situation where I'm, that desperate I got... Go as far as to pay a hundred dollars for a damn hooker. Give me a breaaak!! I'm a 28-year-old high-functioning autistic virgin! I'm in a hell of my own! *sigh* C'mon, please? Pleeeeaaaase?" is pure comedy gold. For all the wrong reasons, too.
Oh, that was the best. That was Chris going for broke.
How much troll involvement was there to make Chris create the Surfshack Tito videos anyway?
Which videos?
Does anybody have a mirror for "I Love You, Catherine" video? The CWCki mirror is down and couldn't find it anywhere else online.
When the cwcville library was taken down, we got started on archiving all the videos in torrents. You can find it in the 2014 torrent. The filename is "The Chronicles of Chris-chan Snorlax-O-Vision [10 4 2014].mp4".
 
Videos like the one where Chris dresses up like a Highlander, for instance.
Oh, pretty much dictated.

Like, we'd play off of his interests at the time. So he was already trying to use his royal heritage in a half baked attempt to seduce the wallflower. We just prodded Chris into directly challenging Tito, by wearing a kilt to show just how British he is.
 
Oh, pretty much dictated.

Like, we'd play off of his interests at the time. So he was already trying to use his royal heritage in a half baked attempt to seduce the wallflower. We just prodded Chris into directly challenging Tito, by wearing a kilt to show just how British he is.

When it comes to Christory, we'd be better off doing a Q&A with @Marvin than Chris these days. Imagine sucking at your life so much, someone else is better at telling your anecdotes.
 
When it comes to Christory, we'd be better off doing a Q&A with @Marvin than Chris these days. Imagine sucking at your life so much, someone else is better at telling your anecdotes.
In all fairness to Chris, I don't see why he should feel obligated to tell people that dislike him about humiliating experiences.
 
Haven't heard Chris say much about high school lately. Do you suppose there's any significance to that?
 
iirc he found out all his gal pals were around him out of pity so i guess he's just kinda not trying to bring it up
Quite. That was the first time OPL ever contemplated suicide after he heard that news. So, I think it hit him quite hard, how his rose-spectrum past was nothing more than an illusion. Still though, he will always have CWCville. he spends about 2-3 hours a day inside CWCville, just paling around with trans gendered hedgehogs.
 
What @Morbid Boredom said (although Emily was the girl I rescued).

Heh, now, the wallflower story was very funny for different reasons. So, Chris made friends with the Wallflower at some event for awkward adults. They were legitimately friends at first, but they both had very different conceptions of where they wanted the friendship to go. Chris was very desperate for a physical relationship. On the other hand, the Wallflower was completely uninterested in playing "hide the pickle" with Chris (or anyone at all, most likely).

We found, on her facebook, a picture of her with a dark skinned fellow. We sent that picture to Chris from Tito, claiming that it was actually Tito in that picture, and that Tito was banging the Wallflower. Chris thought we stole the Wallflower from him. So Chris goes straight to the Wallflower saying "please, don't dump me!!1 (:_( tito is a jerk". Now, this is the best part: the Wallflower played into our setup perfectly. When Chris started complaining about Tito, she didn't say "who's tito?" She just said "Leave me and Tito alone!" without any prompting from us. It was great.

Later on, maybe two years later, another really funny thing happened.

She posts up pictures of some sort of party with a few of her family members with a cake that randomly had "From CWC." They are all just eating it as if nothing happened. But turned out CWC stood for Charlotesvile wellness center.

Sorry, this is an old shitpost from this morning, got fucked up in the archives, now I am too drunk to post properly. You should know that feeling Marvin.
 
Later on, maybe two years later, another really funny thing happened.

She posts up pictures of some sort of party with a few of her family members with a cake that randomly had "From CWC." They are all just eating it as if nothing happened. But turned out CWC stood for Charlotesvile wellness center.
Heh, well, I'm hoping for her sake that she's escaping Chris' memory. Good for her.
Sorry, this is an old shitpost from this morning, got fucked up in the archives, now I am too drunk to post properly. You should know that feeling Marvin.
My strategy is to avoid posting during certain timespans. Or rather, to be very cautious during certain timespans.
 
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