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Marvin said:
Oh, he does. They say things to him like "eat healthier", so he says "hmm, denn i will get da good food from mcdonalds dere, hmm, yeh".
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At one point he was eating all those salads, what made him stop, just a slow slide back or did he finally realize that it was not his weight keeping him female genitals.

RoboticRichardSimmons said:
The most disgusting part of this entire scenario is that a doctor (most likely a woman) sat there and inspected his rotting gaping taint wound while Chris probably was all sorts of turned on that a woman was that close to touching him. Having a female doctor touch him must be the closest thing he'll get to a woman's touch besides Barb any time soon.
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I can imagine a female doctor telling Chris, as if they were speaking to a child, "Where does it Hurt?" and Chris would just jump on the table spread Eagle and say something like, "well it hurts between mai testicles and butthole, but it can also hurt wherever you want it to...hmm..yeah"
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
At one point he was eating all those salads, what made him stop, just a slow slide back or did he finally realize that it was not his weight keeping him female genitals
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I don't know if he was eating too many salads. Maybe occasionally? And actually, Chris actually has been consistently keeping up his stupid diet. His diet consists of totally healthy grilled chicken sandwiches, instead of the deep fried ones. And then a side of totally healthy apples, with like 200 calories of syrupy caramel to go with it.
 
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Guy Smiley said:
From the 3D printer thread:


Legitimate question: If you could have a job where you could make fifty bucks for a couple of minutes work, pretty much whenever you wanted, but the trade-off was that you had to be an internet laughingstock, would you do it?
Note that I'm taking all the other horrors of Chris' life out of the equation. You can basically make fifty bucks whenever you want, but you're constantly getting harassed online. (and occasionally in real life.)
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Hmm I would have to say hell no myself.
 
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blastoiseplushie said:
Oooh! I hope someone gets pics. It's like our Oscars!

Other people follow the Kardashians, or their favorite football team, or Leonardo diCaprio, or Justin Bieber. We follow a crossdressing, Chicken McNugget-gobbling, e-begging whackjob in Ruckersville, Virginia. It's perfectly normal, right?
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Except we're horrified. People admire talentless celebs like the Kardashians, and other over hyped talentless celebs constantly beamed in their faces to dumb them down as role models.
 
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Who was the magic man? I dont know if thats even his real nickname. He was the guy in that video where Chris did that Jekyll and Hyde skit. But also in the CWC Rollin and Trollin video, theres a part where he is being asked about Obama and it sounds like that same guy. Is there any other connections? Was he a white knight or just undercover?
 
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DOCTORN said:
Who was the magic man? I dont know if thats even his real nickname. He was the guy in that video where Chris did that Jekyll and Hyde skit. But also in the CWC Rollin and Trollin video, theres a part where he is being asked about Obama and it sounds like that same guy. Is there any other connections? Was he a white knight or just undercover?
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I wondered this just the other day myself as I was watching Rollin and Trollin and took a screen capture right as they entered the elevator in the garage and here's what I saw in the reflection;

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I asked Marvin if he recognized this face in PM, but either he didn't want to narc on the person or he was too busy being himself to get back to me, either way he didn't say one way or the other. I thought magical mystery potion man also like you did and now that you say it's the same voice I'm more sure of the shared identity across those two videos. But is it THE :pickleman:? We may never know but I love the idea that Chris can't even tell who the guy is out of the costume with a just a pair of shades to hide behind due to :autism:.
 
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Here's a thought, is Chris a kind of pioneer in his autistic pursuits. Think about it, he created a blatant recolour OC (which every DA user seems to do nowadays) long before the concept of making shitty recolours was utilised by the rest of the internet. Every "your name, the hedgehog" creator should be thankful that their autistic forefather laid the ground for their speedy/zappin' rip-offs parodies.
 
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Here's a thought, is Chris a kind of pioneer in his autistic pursuits. Think about it, he created a blatant recolour OC (which every DA user seems to do nowadays) long before the concept of making shitty recolours was utilised by the rest of the internet. Every "your name, the hedgehog" creator should be thankful that their autistic forefather laid the ground for their speedy/zappin' rip-offs parodies.
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He was also the original "Let's Play"-er.
 
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Flame the Sunbird said:
Maybe friends was the wrong word? I mean, I thought you were in semi-regular contact with him in a non-antagonistic way at least.
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I suspect his deep sense of eternal guilt perpetually ties him to Chris and forces him to keep track of him in increasingly intrusive and almost creepy ways, with an international network of spies and so on.
 
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This is the first video he made after being discovered, and I find it notable how calm he is in the video. He would completely ruin this later of course, but he actually just seems like a harmless nerd in this video. Also, he keeps doing this weird inhaling thing a lot that he's never done since, maybe because he was nervous.
 
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Napalmxxx2 said:
I feel like he'd really freak out if he ran into a Chris Chan cosplayer.
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Well, that would depend. Would it be a "20th Birthday Galpal Party Chris", "Pepper Attack Christine" oder "Helicopter Action Christine"?
Also think about 3D-printed merch and bumper stickers ("My other car is SON-CHU!").
 
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