Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[leroyjenkins3000]

When Greene county has a blackout because the Bob Chandler Grave Roller Electric Generator will stop working.

Oh man, that was a doozy.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

Now I have a mental image of a troll squad at the burial, who instead of firing off three salvos shout "JULAAAYYYYY" three times in unison.

 

[Nigonidas]

You know that feeling you get some mornings? That one where you just know something bad will happen? Millions of kiwis will feel that. Then someone autistic enough to spy through his window will see our Lord and Saviour encased in a shrine of lego. The last shit will be passed. The last sigh will be done. And just like that *poof* he's gone.

 

[King_Scrotus]

I'd imagine we'd have to hear from a field agent. Not trying to get autistic and weird, but barb is a hoarder. They have been known to keep dead loved ones around after expiring. And it's not like she has many outside connections. Though my money is on him living abnormally long, because life is ironic.

 

[ChrisIsGay]

Legends never die.

 

[bigshot]

We will be able to tell, because the smell will be even worse than normal.

 

[bacterium]

Marvin will tell us.

 

[The Giver]

Chris won't so much "die" as be consumed by, thereby becoming one with, the hoard.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

Despite his health problems, I think Chris is still going to outlive Barb by a few years at least.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Legends never die.

Bob did.

 

[JFKdestroyer]

There will be a great disturbance in the lulz. Like a million voices crying out "JULAY" at once before being suddenly silenced.

 

[Fapcop]

He'll undoubtedly come back from the afterlife to haunt the dang dirty trolls who tormented him.

The sounds of otherworldly fapping and ghostly stress-sighs will wake you up one night, and by the dim light of a moonless night, you'll see him in spirit form wrecking havoc on your Crayola Model Magic supplies.

(You may also find oddly disfigured LEGO figures spread out on your floor.)

 

[Guy Smiley]

Marvin will tell us.

This. There are multiple people on the forum who know Chris IRL. One of them will confirm it.

Or every kiwi will have nightmares one night about the ghost of a small child and his dog.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Chris won't die, he'll slowly turn into Barb, just like whoever Barb used to be, as well as her mother, and her grandmother ect.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

When this thread gets unlocked.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

We already have a system in place.

 

[OtterParty]

Chris has always been dead inside.

 

[friedshrimp]

I love this

 

[BurningPewter]

Christian Chandler is dead. But Christine Chandler will never die.

 

[HumanBeanbag]

Chris hasn't uploaded a video in over two weeks and has only uploaded three videos total since this time last month.
His last 10 videos have all been either a paid request or a book reading.

What will the next video be?