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I have a random question: What's everyone's thoughts on Bob? If Bob were still alive, would Chris Chan still be the Chris Chan we know today? Would BlueSpike's identity finally have been revealed?
 
TazmamzaT said:
Yeah. I am not to familiar on the subject but I am sure he has some bonafide personality disorders from the way Barb and Bob raised him.
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He's just a rotten person.

Mentally ill people are raised under abuse all the time, many turn out into a mess, but they don't all turn out into jerks.
 
Okay, so try not to think of Chris this holiday season sitting at home in an abundance of hoard, animal feces and dead-eyed Barb. A charred little plastic tree in the corner... and tax-payer-paid presents underneath it, wrapped clumsily in old, soiled newpapers.
 
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What's the context of that famous picture where Chris is just standing there with the towel draped over his head?
 
So I'm watching a stream of UK a sports station and some commercial with the Flinstones comes on and I hear while I'm not paying attention Fred distinctly says, "But during the stone age . . ." and the shot cuts as I look over in total :surprised: horror at hearing that line emanate from the speakers.

Between this and the Leslie Jones commercial on total saturation repeat I'm not sure I can keep myself from :twisted: by the end of this year. :heart-empty:
 
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Is there any difference between the PS3 and Vita versions of Minecraft? Chris is playing on both consoles.

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Ruin said:
What's the context of that famous picture where Chris is just standing there with the towel draped over his head?
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This one?
 
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Ruin said:
What's the context of that famous picture where Chris is just standing there with the towel draped over his head?
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Do you mean this one?
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That's Chris as Jenkins Jinkies, pretending (badly) to be a troll to "infiltrate" the other trolls. That picture is from his video "application" to be a troll. More info here and here.

EDIT: Aw, too slow.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Is there any difference between the PS3 and Vita versions of Minecraft? Chris is playing on both consoles.
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I don't think so. It's cross-buy and cross-play according to this website, so he wouldn't have had to buy both. I imagine he's transferring his save back and forth depending on if he's at home or out somewhere. (Because God forbid Chris ever be without a toy of some kind.)

Sorry for the double post, I was having issues with the edit.
 
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Ruin said:
What's the context of that famous picture where Chris is just standing there with the towel draped over his head?
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We actually made this an emote: :stupid: : stupid :

It is above and beyond Chris' normal dumbassery to think that could work, which is why it's such a (in)famous example of Chris and logic.
 
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Quick question.

Chris has been through some real shit (literal and figurative).

But he is not utterly out of it. His life need not end with him ending his life as a homeless bum or a crack whore.

What are the odds, at this point and time of him leading a productive life with some degree of independence?
 
Heimdallr said:
Quick question.

Chris has been through some real shit (literal and figurative).

But he is not utterly out of it. His life need not end with him ending his life as a homeless bum or a crack whore.

What are the odds, at this point and time of him leading a productive life with some degree of independence?
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100%

The :tugboat: doesn't sink unless the USA does, and it provides Chris with everything he needs.
 
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Heimdallr said:
What are the odds, at this point and time of him leading a productive life with some degree of independence?
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The key word here is "productive."
Chris will probably live a (relatively) happy life. I imagine, as Subconcious said, that the tugboat will keep him afloat. He probably won't get to live in Branchland Court forever, but he'll probably have a small apartment, and he'll live off of his tugboat, play with his legos, pine after the lesbians, and otherwise while away the days on the taxpayer's dime until heart disease catches up to him.

But productive? No. Chris has no interest in being productive. He may try to restart Sonichu or create his media empire, but Chris has no interest in working, and Sonichu's never going to be anything more that the feeble dream he chases when he's not feeling completely lazy. And those times where he's not feeling lazy? They seem to be getting fewer and farther between.
 
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