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I've been wondering about Chris's being easily fooled by things..I think there may be more to it than just "he's gullible" ..for example, I was watching some old video of him talking about Clyde killing someone, and mentioning off hand that Clyde had just killed a rival troll, and ...he can't believe that surely...it's more like he allows himself to be pulled into the roleplay? Like he's so into the story he lets himself act it out and believe it? I dunno I just think there's something more complex going on than autistic gullibility.
 
i recently got into bugs as pets, and to start it off, i got a pet millipede off of some eBay seller for 20 dollars(ten dollars for the bug, ten for shipping). anyways, my question is, would Christine like a millipede as a pet, or would his feminine personality not want to even think about touching one, let alone letting it crawl all over an arm/hand. i personally have started to think they're very interesting creatures, but i imagine Christine does not posses the level of intelligence to appreciate such a creature.

P.S. I think "being approved for welfare money" should be added to the poll.
 
This has been my own pet theory since the Tomgirl saga began. He can't have a girlfriend, so he made himself the girlfriend.

I'm glad there's a name for it too: autogynophilia. Getting off by feeling like a woman.

This is what decades of loneliness can do to someone, wow
 
This has been my own pet theory since the Tomgirl saga began. He can't have a girlfriend, so he made himself the girlfriend.

I'm glad there's a name for it too: autogynophilia. Getting off by feeling like a woman.

This is what decades of loneliness can do to someone, wow
That's actually a solid theory considering that Chris yearns to be taken care of and wants to bare children.
 
This has been my own pet theory since the Tomgirl saga began. He can't have a girlfriend, so he made himself the girlfriend.

I'm glad there's a name for it too: autogynophilia. Getting off by feeling like a woman.

This is what decades of loneliness can do to someone, wow

That's actually a solid theory considering that Chris yearns to be taken care of and wants to bare children.

If he wants a girlfriend who takes care of him, and he becomes his own girlfriend, does that mean he will finally take care of himself? :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
 
i recently got into bugs as pets, and to start it off, i got a pet millipede off of some eBay seller for 20 dollars(ten dollars for the bug, ten for shipping). anyways, my question is, would Christine like a millipede as a pet, or would his feminine personality not want to even think about touching one, let alone letting it crawl all over an arm/hand. i personally have started to think they're very interesting creatures, but i imagine Christine does not posses the level of intelligence to appreciate such a creature.

P.S. I think "being approved for welfare money" should be added to the poll.

Doubt Chris would be into handling a large pet bug, even though 14B probably has all kinds of insect infestations they just ignore.
 
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Ok guys and gal-pals, maybe this topic has already come up (I'm pretty sure it has actually) but I found out today, after finishing the Kayce's saga, that Chris doesn't really want a girl! Before you tell me that "DUH! he gay!" listen to me! .

Ah, I remember when I first got on the farms and wanted to share my Chris-Chan theories with others as well. Stay awhile, they will break your enthusiasm pretty quickly.
 
i recently got into bugs as pets, and to start it off, i got a pet millipede off of some eBay seller for 20 dollars(ten dollars for the bug, ten for shipping). anyways, my question is, would Christine like a millipede as a pet, or would his feminine personality not want to even think about touching one, let alone letting it crawl all over an arm/hand. i personally have started to think they're very interesting creatures, but i imagine Christine does not posses the level of intelligence to appreciate such a creature.

P.S. I think "being approved for welfare money" should be added to the poll.

He would make the thing wear a diaper and feed it chicken soup and birthday cake Oreos.
 
Have any other lolcows been tricked/catfished like CWC was?
I think someone was fucking with Gail like that at one point.
I've been wondering about Chris's being easily fooled by things..I think there may be more to it than just "he's gullible" ..for example, I was watching some old video of him talking about Clyde killing someone, and mentioning off hand that Clyde had just killed a rival troll, and ...he can't believe that surely...it's more like he allows himself to be pulled into the roleplay? Like he's so into the story he lets himself act it out and believe it? I dunno I just think there's something more complex going on than autistic gullibility.
So first I would suggest you take a step back and think about exactly how gullible Chris actually is. He is indeed gullible, but I would imagine that you see him as way more gullible than he actually is.

Part of that is because Chris has known for a long time that he can't really trust his own perceptions of situations. He knows he's dumb (he doesn't realize how dumb though), so he relegates the job of vetting suspicious claims to IRL friends and family. So what seems as gullibility to the audience, is actually made up of a lot of people taking advantage of his trust.

The reason weens are so numerous is that we made trolling Chris look easy. To the audience, it seemed for a long time that anyone can call Chris up, say "hey, I'm a sonichu fan / girl, can we be friends??" and that in five minutes, they'd have a private audience with Chris and they could get all sorts of juicy content out of him.

Only one person has successfully cold approached Chris and pulled off an e-girlfriend shtick since Ivy, without having an existing IRL contact with Chris.

When you think of it that way, it puts things in perspective.

Of course, admittedly, the actual stories that go down in the trolling schemes are pretty silly. And I just attribute that to Chris being a dumbass (and again, trusting his friends not to lie to him).
 
Only one person has successfully cold approached Chris and pulled off an e-girlfriend shtick since Ivy, without having an existing IRL contact with Chris.

When you think of it that way, it puts things in perspective.

Other people have been pulling his strings. They just pay massive amounts of money to do it, like Waterman.

Too bad he is too retarded to do anything funny with his "in."
 
Some patreon update about the Sonichu comic. No update on the shit he owes tho
He is making a bonus poem, God knows Chris' literature skills
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Sorry for double posting but since when did actual verified SEGA follow Chris?!
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