Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

We managed to get Chris on TV for his exceptionalism at UVA Remembers Pulse. But that was small time. Now we must aim for national coverage.

American Idol in-person auditions begin August 17. Chris is extremely delusional about his singing ability so he would probably attend if he believed he had a good chance. When the producers see him in his My Little Pony outfit droning out an off-key falsetto of a Britney Spears song, they'll have to put him on the show as one of the memorable losers.

Chris is somewhat less gullible than before when it comes to unsolicitated email, so the sender would have to draft a very convincing letter from a faked "official" email address claiming American Idol producers have scouted Chris based on his Internet singing videos and would like him to show up for an audition in person (perhaps in Asheville, North Carolina).

Before anyone asks why I don't do this myself: it's an ambitious trolling job and I don't have the time on my hands to carry it out right now.

No. Chris doesn't need national attention

 

[Big Meaty Claws]

We managed to get Chris on TV for his exceptionalism at UVA Remembers Pulse. But that was small time. Now we must aim for national coverage.

American Idol in-person auditions begin August 17. Chris is extremely delusional about his singing ability so he would probably attend if he believed he had a good chance. When the producers see him in his My Little Pony outfit droning out an off-key falsetto of a Britney Spears song, they'll have to put him on the show as one of the memorable losers.

Chris is somewhat less gullible than before when it comes to unsolicitated email, so the sender would have to draft a very convincing letter from a faked "official" email address claiming American Idol producers have scouted Chris based on his Internet singing videos and would like him to show up for an audition in person (perhaps in Asheville, North Carolina).

Before anyone asks why I don't do this myself: it's an ambitious trolling job and I don't have the time on my hands to carry it out right now.

You sound like your 12 years old dude. No, that's dumb and not even going to happen at all. Just stop

 

[CWCissey]

I really should lurk moar

Let us all stand for the Summerfag anthem...

 

[BurningPewter]

Maybe an old debate, but do you think trolling made Chris' life better or worse? I think the trolling was good for him as it gave him a chance to be in the spotlight and express himself, gave him a chance to feel important and famous, and gave him conflict and drama to focus his mind on. I think without trolling he would have never believed Sonichu was famous, never had any outlet for his passions, and he would have wandered around bored, doing things like pepperspray and harassment a lot sooner. Or possibly I'm wrong and he would have found Autistic friends and better ways to spend his time.

 

[LazloChalos]

Maybe an old debate, but do you think trolling made Chris' life better or worse? I think the trolling was good for him as it gave him a chance to be in the spotlight and express himself, gave him a chance to feel important and famous, and gave him conflict and drama to focus his mind on. I think without trolling he would have never believed Sonichu was famous, never had any outlet for his passions, and he would have wandered around bored, doing things like pepperspray and harassment a lot sooner. Or possibly I'm wrong and he would have found Autistic friends and better ways to spend his time.

The only thing trolling achieved was getting Chris noticed, chimp-outs and steer the contents of his comics, without trolling:

- Chris would still delude himself into believing he had fans.
- Chris would still be an effeminate man-child.
- Chris would still incompetently pursue gal-pals.
- Chris would still be a parasite to society.
- Chris would still shit his pants.
(way too many things to list but in the end...)
- Chris would still be Chris.

His fate is almost pre-determined, the same way an RPG character gets fucked with by the player who insists on fucking up his stats and abilities. (Jinxed and Bloody Mess come to mind)

 

[The Fool]

I always wondered why Chris was never into speedrunning. Playing the same game over and over as FAST as possible seems like it would really appeal to him.

 

[Marvin]

I always wondered why Chris was never into speedrunning. Playing the same game over and over as FAST as possible seems like it would really appeal to him.

Chris isn't good at video games.

 

[The Fool]

Chris isn't good at video games.

I didn't say he had to be good, just that doing the same thing over and over in a video game for months if not years sounds like it would appeal to his autism

 

[Marvin]

I didn't say he had to be good, just that doing the same thing over and over in a video game for months if not years sounds like it would appeal to his autism

I think you'd need to be talented to some degree to speedrun. It's distinctly harder than mere grinding.

But yeah, nah, Chris' autistic goals come from corporations. He grinds achievements because they're handed down from on high from the developers / sony.

 

[Trilby]

I think you'd need to be talented to some degree to speedrun. It's distinctly harder than mere grinding.

But yeah, nah, Chris' autistic goals come from corporations. He grinds achievements because they're handed down from on high from the developers / sony.

Nothing but a leech.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Apologies if this has been asked already, but is Chris' supposed gender dysphoria and thinking of himself as a lesbian based solely on childish misandry? In other words, if he didn't invariably hate male, he wouldn't have gone "tomgirl?"

Also does he still think that he's CWC because "God is punishing him for being a lesbian in a previous life?" What does Chris believe about the nature of God nowadays?

 

[CWCissey]

Apologies if this has been asked already, but is Chris' supposed gender dysphoria and thinking of himself as a lesbian based solely on childish misandry? In other words, if he didn't invariably hate male, he wouldn't have gone "tomgirl?"

Also does he still think that he's CWC because "God is punishing him for being a lesbian in a previous life?" What does Chris believe about the nature of God nowadays?

I'd say it's his autism preventing him from realising that just because he likes some feminine things, doesn't mean he's actually a girl. Plus his stubbornness to change himself fundamentally rather than superficially.

As for God stuff, I'm not sure Chris believes in one, or ever did. He's more of a 'believe in magic' kind of person because according to him, he is the higher power.

 

[Marvin]

Apologies if this has been asked already, but is Chris' supposed gender dysphoria and thinking of himself as a lesbian based solely on childish misandry?

I would say it's the biggest single cause.

In other words, if he didn't invariably hate male, he wouldn't have gone "tomgirl?"

Almost certainly not.

Also does he still think that he's CWC because "God is punishing him for being a lesbian in a previous life?"

Yes.

What does Chris believe about the nature of God nowadays?

Probably not much. God is the magical sky daddy. Or, I think he's started to think of god as a woman, with his "Goddess Emanuelle" shit.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Apologies if this has been asked already, but is Chris' supposed gender dysphoria and thinking of himself as a lesbian based solely on childish misandry? In other words, if he didn't invariably hate male, he wouldn't have gone "tomgirl?"

Also does he still think that he's CWC because "God is punishing him for being a lesbian in a previous life?" What does Chris believe about the nature of God nowadays?

I think it's more that Chris thinks that being a woman is easier. He can be a housewife and play vidya all day while his wife is at work, and then his wife comes home and then she can do the cooking and cleaning. He also is a total spineless wuss and thinks that is a feminine trait due to his tv shows

 

[Trilby]

I think it's more that Chris thinks that being a woman is easier. He can be a housewife and play vidya all day while his wife is at work, and then his wife comes home and then she can do the cooking and cleaning. He also is a total spineless wuss and thinks that is a feminine trait due to his tv shows

Which in itself is disgusting he doesn't understand what women go through at all. Love to see him deal with child birth for instance!

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Which in itself is disgusting he doesn't understand what women go through at all. Love to see him deal with child birth for instance!

He reminds me of my mtf former coworker that I am FB friends with. She always talks about how men ogle her and catcall her. I have seen pictures of her since her transition; no one is catcalling her. If they are, they are the thirstiest dudes in existence

 

[Marvin]

He reminds me of my mtf former coworker that I am FB friends with. She always talks about how men ogle her and catcall her. I have seen pictures of her since her transition; no one is catcalling her. If they are, they are the thirstiest dudes in existence

"eyy dude er, hey baby, let's take a walk on the wild side *laughs loudly with his buddies*"

 

[Space.Muffin]

Which in itself is disgusting he doesn't understand what women go through at all. Love to see him deal with child birth for instance!

He did give birth once

But seriously ...Chris views on women are very outdated. Plus, with a role model as Barb he probably thinks that being a woman means you get to stay in the house just existing. Being treated as a woman enables him to play his wish of becoming a "House husband" but without trolls telling him he can't do that.

 

[Trilby]

He did give birth once

But seriously ...Chris views on women are very outdated. Plus, with a role model as Barb he probably thinks that being a woman means you get to stay in the house just existing. Being treated as a woman enables him to play his wish of becoming a "House husband" but without trolls telling him he can't do that.

So basically, being a leech!

 

[Lucas Wolf]

I love that Cole's only fan is Larry Bundy Jr. And Cole is too stupid to realize that Larry did that interview with Chris. Cole is very careful to never reply to wee.ns or anyone that brings up his brother.