Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Done]

I think Chris has had nobody interesting prodding him for a long time, and has reverted back to his natural Eggplant in front of a TV form. Chris has zero ambition. He has dreams, but no motivation to pursue them. He'll sit there until Barb dies, and then sit somewhere else.

Oh, he has somebody prodding him, we have taken to calling that somebody the Idea Guy.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Oh, he has somebody prodding him, we have taken to calling that somebody the Idea Guy.

That's why I say no one interesting prodding him.

 

[Bordeaux]

You really think Chris wouldn't be panicking and turn to the one place that helped him after the fire in hopes of some more gibs?

No, I think Chris would try to cover up Barb's death. He wouldn't want the trolls harassing his mom in death. Since Chris gets a tugboat, the state of Virginia would pay for a cremation. No one would come to a funeral for Barb other than trolls, so Chris wouldn't think to beg for Barb's funeral service money when he can beg for money for himself.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

If I've learned anything following Chris, it's that Barb will never die.

 

[Bordeaux]

Chris hasn't begged for anyone to buy something from him in weeks. He said on Twitter right before Christmas he's been preoccupied lately. No updates on Sonichu since asking if Rosechu should be transgender or not. Only some pictures for the Idea Guy. If the Idea Guy is paying Chris hundreds of dollars for him to sing, dance, draw, and change the Sonichu canon this could be an explanation for the silence. The Idea Guy may know something about Barb we don't.

 

[Paige Matheson]

No, I think Chris would try to cover up Barb's death. He wouldn't want the trolls harassing his mom in death. Since Chris gets a tugboat, the state of Virginia would pay for a cremation. No one would come to a funeral for Barb other than trolls, so Chris wouldn't think to beg for Barb's funeral service money when he can beg for money for himself.

Chris getting a tugboat has nothing to do with paying for Barb's cremation.
The state of Virginia wouldn't pay for Barb's cremation.
Where did you get that idea from?

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Chris hasn't begged for anyone to buy something from him in weeks. He said on Twitter right before Christmas he's been preoccupied lately. No updates on Sonichu since asking if Rosechu should be transgender or not. Only some pictures for the Idea Guy. If the Idea Guy is paying Chris hundreds of dollars for him to sing, dance, draw, and change the Sonichu canon this could be an explanation for the silence. The Idea Guy may know something about Barb we don't.

He's getting hundreds from his patrons.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

No, I think Chris would try to cover up Barb's death. He wouldn't want the trolls harassing his mom in death. Since Chris gets a tugboat, the state of Virginia would pay for a cremation. No one would come to a funeral for Barb other than trolls, so Chris wouldn't think to beg for Barb's funeral service money when he can beg for money for himself.

He'll probably try to create a Sonichu precession out of paper mache and freezer babies to ferry Barb to her eternal dirt nap.
We shouldn't be salty about Chris getting money, it has to end eventually.

 

[Lipitor]

He's getting hundreds from his patrons.

Next time we get a playroom video, i wonder how large the toy horde will have grown by then.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Chris hasn't begged for anyone to buy something from him in weeks. He said on Twitter right before Christmas he's been preoccupied lately. No updates on Sonichu since asking if Rosechu should be transgender or not. Only some pictures for the Idea Guy. If the Idea Guy is paying Chris hundreds of dollars for him to sing, dance, draw, and change the Sonichu canon this could be an explanation for the silence. The Idea Guy may know something about Barb we don't.

If Barb died I honestly doubt Chris would be THIS quiet about it. I think Chris is just going through one of his silent spells that he sometimes goes through.

No, I think Chris would try to cover up Barb's death. He wouldn't want the trolls harassing his mom in death. Since Chris gets a tugboat, the state of Virginia would pay for a cremation. No one would come to a funeral for Barb other than trolls, so Chris wouldn't think to beg for Barb's funeral service money when he can beg for money for himself.

I doubt he would cover it up in fear of the trolls. I recall when Bob died while yes one or two people tried to joke about it most people were very respectful and sent legitimate words of condolences to Chris and Barb. Then again im not Chris and even less a psychologist so we don't know whats going on. As I said before he could just being going through one of his silent spells that he goes through time to time.

 

[Bordeaux]

I don't think Chris would be quiet after making big changes to the Sonichu cannon unless something happened to Barb or the Idea Guy is blackmailing him. The Idea Guy may be someone he knows in real life.

 

[Buck Mullet]

If the Idea Guy is paying Chris, they should not be known as any name that goes down in Christory besides "ween".
My guess is they are a real life acquaintance of Chris who let Chris sperg on about CWCville, and they jokingly added their own stuff during the exchange. Maybe the irl interaction is a positive enough experience for Chris he accepts this as temporary canon and has to share it because of :autism:. Just a guess, but maybe explains why Chris has been quiet because it literally takes him a week to mentally process how to deal with these monumental changes to his fictional world.

 

[MY 405]

In which Mama Cats puts on her Big Girl Panties and Powerlevels: Basic cremation via Neptune Society is around $2,500 (source: I wrote the check, for a parent, please don’t douche rate me, it was hell). If he is unable to pay for a cremation (and many people have this built into their insurance, but god knows what Barb’s done with all of that since she borrowed against his own for the car insurance or payment or something) the county morgue will collect her and inter her in a mass grave, sometimes this is cremation ashes, sometimes it is not. Barbs age and health problems would preclude her from any organ or tissue donation (they literally don’t want you after a certain point, it’s just biology). But, she DOES seem to have a pre-arrangement with the niche next to the Slumbering Lumberjack, so I’m just going to pray to the bear that this was all pre-arranged years ago through Bob and she can’t touch the allocations for her death services. Dying is fucking expensive, you need dozens of copies of the death certificate and they’re 4 bucks a whack. You have to submit original copies to every insurance, bank, utility, legal agencies, et al. In order to release funds, frozen property assets or even the body! Twelve years later I am STILL needed them to move property bequeathed to me. Burying your parent as an only child is a fucking nightmare, I hope you never have to go through it. He will never be able to handle this alone. I hope he’s still speaking to Rocky when it happens.

 

[Corsola]

OK this is stupid but I saw this at the store today and had to take a picture of it. Obviously I knew it wasnt a Chris reference but I dont watch Stranger Things and when I see the names Bob and Barb together it triggers something in my brain. CWC ruined my life.

 

[Angel Bob]

I don't think Chris would be quiet after making big changes to the Sonichu cannon unless something happened to Barb or the Idea Guy is blackmailing him. The Idea Guy may be someone he knows in real life.

I think he would go quiet while he retreats into his fantasy world to put everything back the way it was, since that's what happened the last time trolls made changes to Cwcville.

I wouldn't doubt Barb is sick, but it probably won't register to Chris how sick she is until she dies, especially since she's the type that acts like they're on death's door when they have a cold.
I hope for Chris's sake that she doesn't have a stroke or have anything happen where he will actually have to care for her or make decisions, that's hard enough for a normal person.

 

[MY 405]

OK this is stupid but I saw this at the store today and had to take a picture of it. Obviously I knew it wasnt a Chris reference but I dont watch Stranger Things and when I see the names Bob and Barb together it triggers something in my brain. CWC ruined my life.View attachment 346104

This is the most fabulous item I’ve ever seen! It even has Stripes!

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

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I hope for Chris's sake that she doesn't have a stroke or have anything happen where he will actually have to care for her or make decisions, that's hard enough for a normal person.

Oh good lord could you imagine Chris having to take care of his own mother? Theres no way that would happen I feel like Chris would just toss her into a nursing home if that was the case. Then again we don't know this is all just speculation and innuendo.

 

[The Fool]

Oh good lord could you imagine Chris having to take care of his own mother? Theres no way that would happen I feel like Chris would just toss her into a nursing home if that was the case. Then again we don't know this is all just speculation and innuendo.

To be fair, it seems he at least keeps minimal effort into keeping his pets alive, and he does take care of barb when she needs it. Barb certainly wouldn't be living the high life, but I think Chris would at least feed her and stuff. Of course he would complain on twitter non-stop about it.
I'm not even sure he knows a nursing home would be an option, unless maybe a doctor recommended it.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

Of course he would complain on twitter non-stop about it.
I'm not even sure he knows a nursing home would be an option, unless maybe a doctor recommended it.

Well that goes without saying but as for the nursing home I doubt he hasn't thought about it a few times before now. Then again it's Chris so I don't know maybe he really doesn't know thats an option but I feel like hes thought about it.

 

[The Fool]

Well that goes without saying but as for the nursing home I doubt he hasn't thought about it a few times before now. Then again it's Chris so I don't know maybe he really doesn't know thats an option but I feel like hes thought about it.

Thing is, Chris does legitimately love Barb, as fucked up as that is (which is why Cole is the saner of the brothers), I really don't see him dumping Barb in a home that easily, he might even be opposed to the idea. He's already taking care of Barb, and he's never complained about Barb herself, just the fact that he had to care for her and not someone else, to the point where he kept yelling at Cole to come live with them and do it for him.