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Chris' reported weight is 10% of his actual weight.
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That would just be a blank book of A4 paper and you're supposed to draw the images yourself, using the two sentences of description Chris provides when you buy it.
I would have imagined it'd be more like a book of pages Chris already colored (because no one does it better) that comes with an eraser with which you use to erase Chris's scribbles
 
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Making progress on the car, still need to fix some uneven parts and such and add minute details and finish building (As you can see there are some loose parts) . Now it's time to work on more Chris assets.... Gotta make that fat fuck run jump punch and die. Why have I spent the last week autistically programming a game about a random dude who plays with legos all day in his house. Anyway should I include gore in this game?

Here is Chris walking

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(It's going much faster then it should be but i'll fix that later)
 
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Going to model some Greene County PD cars. Wondering if i'll make every car an ugly shitbox from the 80's that hardly runs and drives awkwardly. If were going for realism.

Edit: Alrighty that's not too far from the truth


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Looks like an old fucking shitty car someones mom had that the police department plastered with loose sticking stickers.

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Alright here we go here's an early base, It's a little burry I apologize it's a cycles render on an old shitty computer I'm replacing soon. It says Greene County Police Department. It's based on the materials from Little Big Planet.

I would definitely like to potray Chris as an evil genius in this game, so this song will be a big part of it.

 
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Nah, not enough random capitalisation and a BRUTE DARKY MALE as his avatar. It's a white knight that comes in every now and then but is never actually funny.

cwcissey showed up in '14. couldn't troll for the life of him. actully thought this was a good place to make friends.

cwcissey actually did fanfic of himself as cwc. worst human alive.
 
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Alright here we go here's an early base, It's a little burry I apologize it's a cycles render on an old shitty computer I'm replacing soon. It says Greene County Police Department. It's based on the materials from Little Big Planet.

I would definitely like to potray Chris as an evil genius in this game, so this song will be a big part of it.

No one cares.
 
It's fairly okay by white trash standards. At least there aren't any cars up on blocks or stacks of blown out tires full of dank water and mosquito larvae.
Another point of view would suggest that it's a testament to Chris and Barb's laziness that they can't even present themselves as proper white trash, just throwing shit around, not caring if it sticks, and expecting people to automatically know what they're saying.
 
So Chris has made yet another OC, meaning there is one more version of Chris in his "sister dimension".
And that got me thinking... 'how many fucking versions of Chris are running around in his head?'
But seriously, canonically how many alternative Chris' are in his made up world, I'm not talking about transformations but the individual beings that are ironically all the same person. So I'm going to try to list them all:

1. Real World Chris
Our Precious Lolcow, this is the real Chris in our dimension. To Chris he is a literal God, or he was until idea guy told him he wasn't. Apparently his comic book characters can just chat with him whenever using psychic powers. He distinguishes this version of him in the comics by using photographs of himself.
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2. Comic Book Chris
The Chris that we see in the comics is not the same Chris we see in reality (apparently), because as soon as Chris draws a character then they're real (in a comic book dimension), so there's a distinction between real world Chris and cwcville Chris. Real Chris has god powers, comic Chris has psychic powers and can transform into Sonichu - except Chris now claims he can do that irl as well...
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This version of Chris apparently wants to fuck irl Chris.

3. Old Male Comic Chris
Seems like there's two comic Chris', when Chris transitioned to a woman, he spawned the current comic version. The old male comic version remained and did sexsist stuff apparently, until he got kicked in the balls and fried to a crisp by real Chris...
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4. Night Star
Chris in the world of My Little Pony, Night Star began as a sock Twitter account but Chris liked the drawing of the pony he did so I guess it's supposed to be him. Night Star has psychic powers and can jump dimensions, I think she can also see the future and transform into sonichu form... so she's probably the most powerful of Christians.
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5. 2nd My Little Pony Chris
Before Night Star, Chris had a toy of a my little pony spin-off called equestria girls. He painted it yellow and blue and said it was him but in the my little pony world. Of course when he made Night Star then there were two My Little Pony versions of Chris...
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6. Scarlett Blue Heart of Comma
This one I'm not actually sure if it's a different Chris, sometimes he says it's a transformation - but then the next minute he's tweeting about this character but referring to her as if she's a different person. Anyways this is some of that CPU goddess bullcrap idea guy forced on Chris, unfortunately Chris liked it. So he's claiming that this is his Commodore 64, the anime waifu version, but then they went into Chris, and maybe now are one? this is so confusing...
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7. The CWC Psychlight
His latest counterpart, this is literally a character he crated in a DC Heroes video game and decided "hmm, yeah. That's a new me in sister dimension, she's real now". This one is also Autistic, and trans, but CWC Psychlight spends their time creating hundreds of graphic novels about IRL Chris.
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8. Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc
Comic Chris's evil twin. This is supposed to be the opposite of Chris, right down to his name being opposite (or just spelled backwards). This used to be a different person, Giovanni's son, but he transformed into a gay version of Chris. I think he's the main antagonist of Sonichu, or maybe it's graduon, I'm not sure.
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9. Fat Clones of Chris
Idea Guy told Chris that Nazis made fat bubbling clones of Chris, since Chris considered everything Idea Guy told him canon, then these might be canon? Chris has never publicly talked about these, they are only briefly mentioned in the Sonichu comic pages Idea Guy leaked. It's hard to say if everything in that comic has been scrapped, or if any at all has been scrapped - after all, it's all real in our sister dimension...
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10. Sammy
Sammy is just Peter Griffin but Chris.
This, according to Chris, used to be him back when he "temporarily gained weight, became stupid, and went to watch television at Ghost Command" but now is another version of him - you can distinguish him by his bigger sized medallion. Chris claimed he might need to use Sammy for more sketches "in the future" but it's been 11 years and Chris has yet to bring back Sammy.
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11. Possible Evil Chris
This one is unconfirmed but Chris didn't deny their existence either. This was a failed troll attempt where someone on twitter asked Chris if there was another Chris creating havoc. To which Chris replied that IF they are real then it's okay because it's legal to create havoc in that universe.
Chris claims people can just will characters into existence by just "mind-linking" with "our sister dimension" so if this dude claims there's another Chris then by Chris's logic there must be...
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I think that's all of them, for now...

It was really a tourture trying to understand Chris-Chan's autistic headcanon, why did I do this? I regret it.
 
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If Chris actually gets a "girlfriend" now, and Chris is forced to drop his imaginary spouses, would he do it?
He'd probably just say that since he/Magi-chan/Cryzel/Silvana/Mewtwo/whoever the hell else are polyamorous, then it's ok. No real woman is going to date Chris, and a troll girlfriend would have an extremely difficult time getting in while being against the imagination playtime spouses.
 
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