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Has anyone here seen Chris chan in the wild?
A couple of times. Not on purpose or anything. I have some friends who went to UVA, and I would visit occasionally. I was next to him at a gas station once back when he was still driving the original Son-chu, and I saw him tarding around town a few times. Never interacted with him, though.
 
Will Chris be completely satisfied with his imaginary relationship forever? You can only beat it off to the thought of Magi-chan's penis for so long before it becomes stale.
Fool, don't you know? Chris speaks with Magi-Chan physically in real life. While it may be strange that Chris has never taken pictures of Magi-Chan in our dimension, we have to take his TRUE AND HONEST word for it!
 
What ever happened with Surfshack Tito after the calling out? Tito (or whoever it actually was) made that goofy reply where he dubbed his voice over some fat guy. But there was never any follow-up that I know of, or significant acknowledgement from Chris. The cwki claims he "met demands", but the cwki is like an onion of in-jokes and irony, so I don't really believe that.

My assumption is whatever "Tito" was going to do fell to the way-side when Chris's life exploded a little bit after the Calling Out era, but I was always curious.
 
What ever happened with Surfshack Tito after the calling out? Tito (or whoever it actually was) made that goofy reply where he dubbed his voice over some fat guy. But there was never any follow-up that I know of, or significant acknowledgement from Chris. The cwki claims he "met demands", but the cwki is like an onion of in-jokes and irony, so I don't really believe that.

My assumption is whatever "Tito" was going to do fell to the way-side when Chris's life exploded a little bit after the Calling Out era, but I was always curious.
Bob died a week later and all the "golden era" stuff stopped.
 
I remember Bob died shortly after. But I didn't really process that it was only a week.
Yeah, Bob died like 5 days after his final calling out video and there wasn't anymore "character trolls" till Catharine a few years later.

I don't know, the Tito stuff was kinda contrived anyway at that point and I think they ruined what could've been a great organic saga by butting into the wallflower thing. By that point there was just too many cooks in the kitchen.
 
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@Marvin, @LoveYouLongTime, have been flashed by chris and his dirty :briefs: and lived to talk about it

others like @Copitz (who chris discarded after filling him with navy), @garbageraider and @Thetan (who were executed by the state of Virginia for faggotry), and @Ruckersvillian (who was tracked down and murdered by chris himself) did not

i think @The Captain got molested by chris by proxy at one point or something, and the sight of chris's grotesque body shocked Marvin so bad he still has seizure to this day
@Copitz was so pathetic that he paid Chris to hang out with him. Same with that autistic tard who paid Chris $1200 for bronycon
 
Yeah i'm :late::late: idc,but when did Chris brain and psyche got THIS worse?He is marrying imaginary friends shares body with his headmates. This whole thing is crazy.How long has he been THIS bad?Like it's gotta be more than "just":autism:.
 
Bob died a week later and all the "golden era" stuff stopped.

That Stupid Atheist Fuck Thorg who was running the Saga claimed that Chris wanted to continue it even after Bob's death.

But Thorg, being the stupid atheist fuck that he was, decided to put his efforts in this crazy, bizarre idea that ADF was destined to become the next Chris-Chan despite ADF being completely unfunny.
 
He never did, he always had to be goaded into it.
Not all of them - stuff like the first few anti-Pmurt videos and his rant against Hasbro was made by his own initiative.

Yeah i'm :late::late: idc,but when did Chris brain and psyche got THIS worse?He is marrying imaginary friends shares body with his headmates. This whole thing is crazy.How long has he been THIS bad?Like it's gotta be more than "just":autism:.
The Idea Guy saga was the tipping point, but his mental health was already in bad shape at that point for him to have been manipulated that way. Chris during the past couple of years has been resorting more and more to escapism instead of fixing his life, and it's really doing a number on him.
 
Adult protective services are going to pay a visit.
And then he'll go on Dr. Phil and Hoarders, Barb will die, he'll be sent to a group home, and he'll have a heart attack from not cramming enough vegetables down his throat.

Did I miss anything?

EDIT: Oh yeah, and 14BC will be condemned.
 
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Someone mentioned in a decade, they thought there would be a Chris Chan movie. Who would play Chris Chan? Asked someone I know about this and they said Chris Farley, but he's dead and his energy is too masculine. I thought about Elijah Wood who could bring the right energy, but wrong body. Maybe Jonah Hill?
 
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