Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Marvin]

I do know they tried to get him on hoarders, but they rejected it, which I honestly don't blame them for.

No, no one tried to get Chris on Hoarders. Despite how reality shows portray it, they do not just show up at your house with a camera crew and a microphone without giving you a call first.

When exactly did Chris quit those inane hypnosis videos on Youtube that he convinced himself were working?

And was there any word from him on why? I can't imagine he would admit publicly or even to himself they didn't. Or did he simply get too lazy and bail?

Did he quit them? He might still be using them. Or whatever that other woo is, AMSR?

But yeah, he might've just moved onto crystal healing or something else.

@The American Hedgehog @Marvin

Im interested in your perspective on this.

Do you think Chris is going to end his own life, and if so, when? I just feel like things have ramped so hard and he's in this position where he has no protection, a full fantasy world and an army of people who want to outdo one another in how much hurt he is put through, that someone is gonna get him to toss the toaster in the tub.

Chris doesn't want to kill himself.

But he's vulnerable enough that if someone cruel enough (or inattentive enough) wanted to, they could stroll in and get Chris to kill himself intentionally or accidentally.

 

[GS 281]

Chris doesn't want to kill himself.

But he's vulnerable enough that if someone cruel enough (or inattentive enough) wanted to, they could stroll in and get Chris to kill himself intentionally or accidentally

yea i see it happening this way, too. hes become like a Sim for sociopaths.

 

[wellthathappened]

But he's vulnerable enough that if someone cruel enough (or inattentive enough) wanted to, they could stroll in and get Chris to kill himself intentionally or accidentally.

This is criteria for being hospitalized.

With that said, I don't wish for Chris to be hospitalized. But here we are. Merry Christmas.

 

[DeathHeat]

But he's vulnerable enough that if someone cruel enough (or inattentive enough) wanted to, they could stroll in and get Chris to kill himself intentionally or accidentally.

Yep, and there goes our Chris content.

 

[krinh]

does the guy whos pic is "clyde cash" [i think lee hotti?] know his pic was used and is now despised by chris?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

was there any event in his life that would've avoided him becoming a lolcow?

>inb4 his birth

I think the sweepstakes was the catalyst that really marked the beginning of Chris' slow descent into madness. Imagine how inflated his ego got that day he "just won."

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Prediction for 2019. Chris gets a new license plate that reads IBUYFUNKOPOPS

 

[ToroidalBoat]

IBUYFUNKOPOPS

"Gotta have my pops!" - CWC

 

[Kosher Dill]

Chris doesn't want to kill himself.

But he's vulnerable enough that if someone cruel enough (or inattentive enough) wanted to, they could stroll in and get Chris to kill himself intentionally or accidentally.

Someone's going to tell him to look up and open his mouth when it's raining, and he'll drown.

 

[Marvin]

Someone's going to tell him to look up and open his mouth when it's raining, and he'll drown.

Nah, he'll spit it out because it's gross and not coca cola. "the fuck is this?"

 

[PT 940]

"Gotta have my pops!" - CWC

Those commercials were so anxiety-inducing, and over cereal of all things!

 

[DeathHeat]

Could Chris successfully sue anyone?

He having been exposed to the mystic arts himself before.

 

[deathray44]

No, no one tried to get Chris on Hoarders. Despite how reality shows portray it, they do not just show up at your house with a camera crew and a microphone without giving you a call first.

I should clarifiy, somebody tried to get chris on hoarders, and I believe the show contacted him, but his family said they weren't interested in having them come.
Something to that extent.

 

[Marvin]

I should clarifiy, somebody tried to get chris on hoarders, and I believe the show contacted him, but his family said they weren't interested in having them come.
Something to that extent.

They did not. That was a rumor.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Hey @Marvin, how does Chris remember winning the Sonic sweepstakes today?

 

[Marvin]

Hey @Marvin, how does Chris remember winning the Sonic sweepstakes today?

Haven't heard him mention it in a long time. Probably remembers it fondly.

I want to hear him talk about his feelings about his friends from high school, because if I remember correctly, he hasn't said much publicly about that.

 

[Rupin]

Do you guys think Chris plays around with electric outlets in an effort to amp up his electronic powers?

 

[Marvin]

Do you guys think Chris plays around with electric outlets in an effort to amp up his electronic powers?

Chris is dumb to the point that he might not realize the connection between electricity as portrayed on TV and what happens when he plugs something into the wall. Plugging things into wall outlets is an abstract ceremony or incantation that he only engages in to make his funtime happen. He legit might not know what it does. He might as well be a medicine man with a bone through his nose chanting.

 

[Oregano]

So, the more I think about this, the more curious I am:
Even though Clover and Snoopy are "Barb's dogs", does she actually do anything to take care of them? I know she's too old/frail to consistently take them on walks or take them to the vet (If they've ever really been there after being adopted), or is this just a case of Chris saying "They're her dogs until I need brownie points from people I stalk online"?

I kinda find it odd that he's so apathetic towards them, sometimes even a bit mean to them, when he held Patti in such high regard. You'd think he'd be more willing to connect with Clover/Snoopy, but I guess not.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

Plugging things into wall outlets is an abstract ceremony or incantation that he only engages in to make his funtime happen. He legit might not know what it does. He might as well be a medicine man with a bone through his nose chanting.

Now I have the image of Chris as an Adeptus Mechanicus techpriest stuck in my head, mumbling prayers to the Omnissiah and the CPU goddesses while he tries to turn on his PS4.