Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Drawets Rednaxela]

What's with autistic people and fingerless gloves?

They're essential wear for being the very best. Like no-one ever was.

 

[SilentMan]

From wearing Ash costumes....to just the gloves of the costume.
Or maybe its the opposite, and slowly Chris is going to re-style and try to rip off the Ash costume as part of being a CPU-goddess?

 

[Based Tom Nook]

Do you guys think Chris will ever stop being a troon? I know that a lot of people have asked this question a lot of times.

I know we'll never get back the "Classic Chris" of the late 2000's, as that was one of those lightning in a bottle scenarios that only could have existed at that exact time and place, and a lot of his more well-known moments from back then were because of troll manipulation.

But I wonder if somehow when he's in his late forties or fifties and the whole SJW/Troon fad has died down, he goes back to identifying as a male? Or is he simply too far gone for that?

I think that Chris has made his sexuality such a core part of his identity that I can't see him reverting to a straight man anytime soon. However, with the merge coming soon, anything is possible.

 

[SomeLameFurry]

I had the weirdest fucking dream that I was in a classroom and Chris was there. I showed him some art I drew and he signed it, drew all over it and gave me a hug, it was not a pleasant hug. Like he invaded my personal space.
Then I yelled at him to get off of me and he lowered his head in sadness.

I'm glad dream-me yelled at him

 

[SilentMan]

He was talking to you through the merge

(Hope it doesnt break rules to post twice quickly in a thread..if so my bad)

 

[Oregano]

(Probably gonna regret asking this, but fuck it.)
Does Chris still legitimately shit himself? I'm well aware of the DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS from years ago, but does he still actively soil himself, or is it just part of the running adage "Chris will shit himself and do nothing"?

 

[Marvin]

(Probably gonna regret asking this, but fuck it.)
Does Chris still legitimately shit himself? I'm well aware of the DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS from years ago, but does he still actively soil himself, or is it just part of the running adage "Chris will shit himself and do nothing"?

Chris has shit himself before in the past. It appeared to be a persistent enough problem that they went to a doctor about it.

I would imagine it happens maybe six times a year. Enough that there's a pattern to it, but not every day or every week.

If it happened more often, I think it'd make a bigger plot point in Chris lore, rather than just occasionally popping up.

 

[Oregano]

Chris has shit himself before in the past. It appeared to be a persistent enough problem that they went to a doctor about it.

I would imagine it happens maybe six times a year. Enough that there's a pattern to it, but not every day or every week.

If it happened more often, I think it'd make a bigger plot point in Chris lore, rather than just occasionally popping up.

I see. That wasn't as bad as I expected it to be. Still bad that a 36 year old shits himself like that, but it could be worse.

 

[asperhes]

My predictions for 2019:

--Chris will acquire at least four more spouses.

--Barb will not die.

--Chris and Barb will find themselves without any working vehicles. Major panic and no clear resolution.

--At some point Chris will claim that the Dimensional Merge has occurred. He will see or claim to see evidence of it all around him.

--Trolls will persuade Chris to adopt a new sexual kink. One possibility: Chris claims to be pansexual and releases a video of himself humping trees or cars or rocks or something.

--No tardrage or angry crusades. He will get banned from at least one establishment or online forum, though.

--One of his dumb hangers-on willingly has sex with him.

Revisit this post in 366 days and see if your Disagree click was justified.

 

[Oregano]

My predictions for 2019:

--Chris will acquire at least four more spouses.

--Barb will not die.

--Chris and Barb will find themselves without any working vehicles. Major panic and no clear resolution.

--At some point Chris will claim that the Dimensional Merge has occurred. He will see or claim to see evidence of it all around him.

--Trolls will persuade Chris to adopt a new sexual kink. One possibility: Chris claims to be pansexual and releases a video of himself humping trees or cars or rocks or something.

--No tardrage or angry crusades. He will get banned from at least one establishment or online forum, though.

--One of his dumb hangers-on willingly has sex with him.

Revisit this post in 366 days and see if your Disagree click was justified.

If he does end up throwing a bitch fit about the Sonic movie in public, I can see him getting banned from a movie theater.
What's the condition of Barb's van? Is it at least passable, or are signs of it wearing down starting to show, and Chris is just too dumb to notice/do anything about it. As a result of his most recent car issues, I can't really see him making out of state trips like to a con or anything, unless his vehicle breaks down a la Bronycon 2018.

 

[SpineySonichu]

My 2019 predictions:

--Chris will drop his pseudo-relationship because nobody but his group of troons will play along with him

--Barb will die and be reincarnated as Snorlax in CWCville

--Chris starts giving out BJ's in the dirty movie store (paid WITH interest) to pay off debts

 

[Brian Butterfield]

I see. That wasn't as bad as I expected it to be. Still bad that a 36 year old shits himself like that, but it could be worse.

He may not have full gushers on the regular, but incontinence is a constant in Chris' life. He farts in some videos, even more recent ones. He was actually quite proud of himself for not shitting his pants when the Pickle Man cucked his date with Emily.

 

[Rokko]

Does Chris have megalegomania?

 

[No_one]

Probably the right place. Do we know who "Tings tings" is, and why does it like every post Chris makes on Twitter? I remember it made some drawings of Chris-as-his-creations, but could it be one of the troons or is it a completely different rętard?

 

[Brian Butterfield]

Probably the right place. Do we know who "Tings tings" is, and why does it like every post Chris makes on Twitter? I remember it made some drawings of Chris-as-his-creations, but could it be one of the troons or is it a completely different rętard?

Tings is one of several weens posing as fans.

 

[Holiday Special]

Wonder what Chris thinks about losing his crown of "Craziest Tranny to Be Filmed Going Postal at a Game Stop?"

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

Wonder what Chris thinks about losing his crown of "Craziest Tranny to Be Filmed Going Postal at a Game Stop?"

Probably demand she detransistion or something empathetic like that.

 

[Alpha Centauri]

--Trolls will persuade Chris to adopt a new sexual kink. One possibility: Chris claims to be pansexual and releases a video of himself humping trees or cars or rocks or something.

Oh no.
I just realized how easy it would be for a particularly disabled retard to convince Chris that he has a bondage kink and get him to hang himself or something.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Hey, I know this isn't the place for it. But I found someone on twitter that's trying to copy Chris. I'm suspecting a attempt at being an Idea Guy or some form of it. Their name is MKRNightvee and the content they present is shit. It's basically Sonichu, if it was NiGHTS into Dreams and Eevee instead of Sonic and Pikachu.
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I discovered his/her account from their reply on Chris's tweets. I thought it was weird by the way they tweeted and I thought they were a copycat of Chris.

I checked their account and this was their profile.

This is quite exceptional and the fact he/she reffers to themselves as Octobarika is lol-worthy. The account is relatively new, as the oldest tweet I could find from this was dated 28-Dec. (More exceptional tweets down below)

I'm not gonna jump the gun and say that MKR is a ween, but I'm a bit weary. The next image is some tism about Rosechu and some OC MKRNightvee made.

Oh and MKR has a youtube channel as well.

And that's all I have to say about that.

 

[Snuckening]

I'll throw my hat in the '2019 CWC predictions' ring-

- Chris announces his pregnancy, including a graphic blow-by-blow of the act of conception, and how he instantly knew the moment his hubby sowed his seed deep inside Chris's belly, and a bunch of lore about how super-special, super-powered, extra-magical his offspring (who isn't "Crystal") will be. Also Chris will expect IRL special treatment for his cartoonland pregnancy; cue-jumping, extra donations, etc.

-Chris's poly-marriage expands to include at least one Autobot.

-Another name change- probably Neptunia-related, or part of the ever expanding poly-marriage.

-Chris gets a dog, gives it some dopey MLP name, people sperg out about Chris's low-to-mid level neglect of the dog. Chris makes bizarre claims about the dogs magic/psychic abilities, and says something very sketchy, raising serious questions about whether he's actually fucking the dog. Chris may or may not marry the dog.

-Chris fixates on some (female) MLP e-celeb, gets blocked, blames trolls.

-Chris gets trolled

-Chris gets a tresspassing charge

-Chris shits himself and does nothing (no new Sonichu installment)

-Barb lives on into 2020