Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

This has probably already been asked but what does former trolls think of what Chris did?
What does Michael Snyder or Meghan think?

There was a thread talking about this subject(https://kiwifarms.net/threads/have-...t-with-their-opinions-on-recent-events.96771/) , most of them either cut ties/move on (liquid, Megan, sock, most of the old trolls) and the rest were not surprised.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Since Chris saw Space Ghost Coast to Coast as a teen I wonder if he got his Random Access Humor from Brak? Because these "songs" sounds like something Classic Chris would make.

 

[Spooky Bones]

I swear, these people deserved to be doxxed for their arrogance and for pozloading my neghole. If you really wanted to go after a lolcow, especially Chris, do a better job of hiding your personal info, or don't have any info whatsoever.

I have time and tools. Weens are gay. Simple as.

Whatever happened the Chris' circle of orbiters? The Michael Myers troon has been quiet since and last I checked Helena dipped out after the news came out which reminds me at the time she was interacting alot with GiBi

Helena is all over the GiBi Discord leaks iirc.

 

[Biemelsaus]

Will Chris finally stop being a fat fuck in the near future? He must be eating less in general now and a lot healthier at that.

 

[neutral grandpa]

Surprised she made it to 80 honestly, but happy birthday Barb I guess. I bet you wish you hadnt lived long enough to get molested by your own son, but here we are

 

[Spooky Bones]

Animal Control Ween
"nicole9volt" "nicole9volt1"

Born 10 July 1987

Not a terrible looking girl but the years have not been kind and she shouldn't dye her hair (there is a pic of her trying t go blonde and it looks terrible), her natural color is much better and you can also tell she doesn't take care of it very well anymore and might be bleaching over-aggressively or something like that.

Yes, this seems to be her real name. Shades of Bella as "Kelly Osborn" but no, that's her real name. The famous Nicole Ritchie was unknown when our Nicole was born, of course, so it wouldn't be a notable name until some time in the early 2000's, so why not?


I don't have anything I can confidently state is her current address. This bitch moves around a lot. Born in Canada (Nova Scotia), moved to US, then Maine to NC possibly to Maine again to NC possibly to CT. But her dog recently had emergency surgery in NC. She is probably in Statesville, NC but I can't find a matching address that I'd have enough confidence in to post.

She does porn. OnlyFans, ManyVids. I guess she, with Owen and Annie (who also has an OnlyFans) are the only weens/Chris orbiters yet discovered to even remotely attractive. Good for them I guess?

Twitter, Reddit.

Fundraiser for her dog (nice dog)

She has good taste in music for the most part setting her well apart from the likes of Ellen and she's begin into retro games. She seems much more likeable than Winfield or Ellen. I think she legit might be doing this out of feels for the animals, but her socials are full of inane talk about Chris and a few other cows (shit, she could be a kiwi?) so she's still weenish and weens get researched.

She works as a waitress. Her father owned several Subway franchises (Null waifu? She's gaining and has access to those bananana peppers) and she went to college and held some better jobs than that. I feel like something must have happened in her life between point A and point B practically just on the basis of her appearance alone. She also recently got kicked out of he apartment and hasn't mentioned her husband on social media for months. Not a good sign.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

she just posts while high. IDGAF. it's not like she's costing me bandwidth.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Guys, we need another animated show about Chris. Not for trolling but because I found them entertaining.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

Rape is about not just violence, but about taking away your life.

the whole house has sonichu shit on the walls.
her house is a reflection of her ego and will.
if she gave up keeping chris' tismz out of her personal space, i say she gave up on keeping chris' other obsessions off of her.

she probably doesn't consider giving in to chris' needs to be rape, in the same way that there's old maids that let their dog-'babies' hump their leg to completion.

chris broke her with his constant babbling as soon as bob died.

i'm not sure if she has any willpower left. if she does she's probably already torn down all chris' shit and is enjoying the calm. she probably is just now realizing that chris wasn't worth keeping in her horde and she does just as well without him.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Will Chris finally stop being a fat fuck in the near future? He must be eating less in general now and a lot healthier at that.

Most likely. Hes traded eating McDonalds and Hungry Mans three times a day to choking down three trays of prison slop a day. Even if he eats everything on his tray he'll still be getting only 2000 calories a day. Dudes probably starving right now with how much his calorie intake has been cut.

 

[Oscar Winner]

Animal Control Ween
"nicole9volt" "nicole9volt1"

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Born 10 July 1987

Not a terrible looking girl but the years have not been kind and she shouldn't dye her hair (there is a pic of her trying t go blonde and it looks terrible), her natural color is much better and you can also tell she doesn't take care of it very well anymore and might be bleaching over-aggressively or something like that.

Yes, this seems to be her real name. Shades of Bella as "Kelly Osborn" but no, that's her real name. The famous Nicole Ritchie was unknown when our Nicole was born, of course, so it wouldn't be a notable name until some time in the early 2000's, so why not?


I don't have anything I can confidently state is her current address. This bitch moves around a lot. Born in Canada (Nova Scotia), moved to US, then Maine to NC possibly to Maine again to NC possibly to CT. But her dog recently had emergency surgery in NC. She is probably in Statesville, NC but I can't find a matching address that I'd have enough confidence in to post.

She does porn. OnlyFans, ManyVids. I guess she, with Owen and Annie (who also has an OnlyFans) are the only weens/Chris orbiters yet discovered to even remotely attractive. Good for them I guess?

Twitter, Reddit.

Fundraiser for her dog (nice dog)

She has good taste in music for the most part setting her well apart from the likes of Ellen and she's begin into retro games. She seems much more likeable than Winfield or Ellen. I think she legit might be doing this out of feels for the animals, but her socials are full of inane talk about Chris and a few other cows (shit, she could be a kiwi?) so she's still weenish and weens get researched.

She works as a waitress. Her father owned several Subway franchises (Null waifu? She's gaining and has access to those bananana peppers) and she went to college and held some better jobs than that. I feel like something must have happened in her life between point A and point B practically just on the basis of her appearance alone. She also recently got kicked out of he apartment and hasn't mentioned her husband on social media for months. Not a good sign.

Spoilerd to save space. I found a few things that may/may not be interesting.
Edited to add forgotten SS's of location etc

Spoiler

The GoFundme for the dog mentions 'Chance', which I assume is her partner/fiance mentioned in a Reddit comment. She changed the amount for the fundraiser because she needed money for car repairs.

There are fundraiser updates with videos attached. In this update from 10th August 2021 she says she is standing outside Meineke - the car repair place

She briefly pans over the entry door, where you can see in the reflection a Cracker Barrel across the road. I googled Meineke, searched their locations in NC, and found Statesville car repair centre at 1032 Glenway Dr, Statesville NC. Going to Google streetview, there is a Cracker Barrel across the road from that location

This video from the GoFundMe update from 12 August 2021. Not that my opinion means anything, but my best guess at 'the thing that happened in her life that took her from point A to point B' was more drugs than the weed she mentions smoking in her now deleted Reddit post. There is (IMO fake - no tears) crying, and major Luna Slater vibes, even a striking physical resemblance. Whatevs .. FWIW, probably just overall confirmation that she's currently in the Statesville area

Google maps, drop pin is Meineke car repairs

Streetview. GFM update video would place her at the right hand side of the door

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

In the alt timeline where Chris ends up going to everfree, does he still get arrested for inappropriate behavior, or merely kicked out for sex pest shenanigans a la TMG?

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

In the alt timeline where Chris ends up going to everfree, does he still get arrested for inappropriate behavior, or merely kicked out for sex pest shenanigans a la TMG?

Likely would have had another meltdown, If Bella was still involved then all bets are off because if she could escalate something into a situation that she could bask in the radioactive pile of shit she caused she would poor as much petrol onto the firs as she needed.

 

[Abarefiller]

In the alt timeline where Chris ends up going to everfree, does he still get arrested for inappropriate behavior, or merely kicked out for sex pest shenanigans a la TMG?

Still want to see what his "Goddess cosplay bodysuit" would have looked like. The idea of Chris walking around like a stuffed sausage in a shiny latex body suit was too funny to pass.

 

[King Kiwi]

In the alt timeline where Chris ends up going to everfree, does he still get arrested for inappropriate behavior, or merely kicked out for sex pest shenanigans a la TMG?

Something would have happened but we'll never know.
...
All right fine Chris goes crazy and starts shooting up the place.

 

[Tikbalang]

Still want to see what his "Goddess cosplay bodysuit" would have looked like. The idea of Chris walking around like a stuffed sausage in a shiny latex body suit was too funny to pass.

I wish the leak is delayed until the everfree ends.
Imagine the selfies people make with Chris, and then learn that he's a motherfucker. Even better, gets arrested in his cpu leotard outfit.

Something would have happened but we'll never know.
...
All right fine Chris goes crazy and starts shooting up the place.

He knows and talks to Randy Stair. I'm sure he'll get advice from him.

 

[Shiversblood]

I have finally put the pieces together. This rape was premeditated. Chris Chan is not insane. He knew exactly what he was doing. Chris Chan planned this. And he planned on going to jail. Jail went to jail, on purpose. I will explain. Christian Weston Chandler started to realize that his Mom was going to die from old age very soon, and he started to realize that he was going to lose the house and become Homeless very soon. He probably saw Trolls discussing how he is going to be homeless when Barb dies because trolls talk about that a lot. Chris started to panic. He did not want to be homeless. But he had no idea how to keep the house. So he came up with a plan. He was going to tell people online that he raped his mom because he wanted to be arrested before his mom died because he would rather be in custody behind bars instead of being homeless when Barb dies. Chris Chan has always wanted to have sex with his mom, from the very beginning. Chris Chan taking his mom to the prom? Some people assumed he only took his mom to the prom because he is retarded. The real reason is much more sinister and much more lucid. He knew what he was doing when he took his mom to the prom. He took her to his highschool prom because he wanted to have sex with her one day. Back in the highschool days however his original plan was to find a boyfriend free girl to date and marry and she would be a future Mom/wife for him, but in the back of his mind he was still leaving the door open for the idea of having sex with his mom if the idea of finding a girlfreind never happened. Maybe Chris chan did not have sex with his mom 1 month before it was revealed online, but actually a lot longer ago. Years ago maybe. Maybe he had sex with Barb once shortly after Bob died. But he kept it to himself back then because he knew the optics were not correct. Chris chan tried to hide it from Null because he knew it was wrong. He has legally proven he was not insane at the time of the rape because he knew it was wrong. in 2011 After Bob died Chris chan probably had sex with Barb when she was forcing him to sleep in the same bed with her but did not tell trolls because he was not expecting her to die anytime soon back then and also because, if you are talking to a troll online who you think is a girl and you want to date her then telling her that you had sex with your mom is sure to be a turn off for any potential romantic partner. Even a dumb person like Chris must have know that a woman would lose interest in dating a man if he bragged about having sex with his mom to her while trying to flirt and date this troll who he thinks is a girl. Chris chan knew exactly what he was doing! He wanted to go to jail!

I wanted to make this as a new thread but for some reason I can't make threads in this section???

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

I have finally put the pieces together. This rape was premeditated. Chris Chan is not insane. He knew exactly what he was doing. Chris Chan planned this. And he planned on going to jail. Jail went to jail, on purpose. I will explain. Christian Weston Chandler started to realize that his Mom was going to die from old age very soon, and he started to realize that he was going to lose the house and become Homeless very soon. He probably saw Trolls discussing how he is going to be homeless when Barb dies because trolls talk about that a lot. Chris started to panic. He did not want to be homeless. But he had no idea how to keep the house. So he came up with a plan. He was going to tell people online that he raped his mom because he wanted to be arrested before his mom died because he would rather be in custody behind bars instead of being homeless when Barb dies. Chris Chan has always wanted to have sex with his mom, from the very beginning. Chris Chan taking his mom to the prom? Some people assumed he only took his mom to the prom because he is retarded. The real reason is much more sinister and much more lucid. He knew what he was doing when he took his mom to the prom. He took her to his highschool prom because he wanted to have sex with her one day. Back in the highschool days however his original plan was to find a boyfriend free girl to date and marry and she would be a future Mom/wife for him, but in the back of his mind he was still leaving the door open for the idea of having sex with his mom if the idea of finding a girlfreind never happened. Maybe Chris chan did not have sex with his mom 1 month before it was revealed online, but actually a lot longer ago. Years ago maybe. Maybe he had sex with Barb once shortly after Bob died. But he kept it to himself back then because he knew the optics were not correct. Chris chan tried to hide it from Null because he knew it was wrong. He has legally proven he was not insane at the time of the rape because he knew it was wrong. in 2011 After Bob died Chris chan probably had sex with Barb when she was forcing him to sleep in the same bed with her but did not tell trolls because he was not expecting her to die anytime soon back then and also because, if you are talking to a troll online who you think is a girl and you want to date her then telling her that you had sex with your mom is sure to be a turn off for any potential romantic partner. Even a dumb person like Chris must have know that a woman would lose interest in dating a man if he bragged about having sex with his mom to her while trying to flirt and date this troll who he thinks is a girl. Chris chan knew exactly what he was doing! He wanted to go to jail!

I wanted to make this as a new thread but for some reason I can't make threads in this section???

Meds, now.

Chris has proven time and time again that he is incapable of thinking ahead. He only lives in the present. He has never demonstrated any ability to plan ahead.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Meds, now.

Chris has proven time and time again that he is incapable of thinking ahead. He only lives in the present. He has never demonstrated any ability to plan ahead.

I dunno, he sometimes plans ahead it's just that he's so childish and naive it never work out how he wants like the time he pretended to be JenkinsJinkies in order to trick trolls or any of his failed love quest schemes really.

 

[Tikbalang]

I have finally put the pieces together. This rape was premeditated. Chris Chan is not insane. He knew exactly what he was doing. Chris Chan planned this. And he planned on going to jail. Jail went to jail, on purpose. I will explain. Christian Weston Chandler started to realize that his Mom was going to die from old age very soon, and he started to realize that he was going to lose the house and become Homeless very soon. He probably saw Trolls discussing how he is going to be homeless when Barb dies because trolls talk about that a lot. Chris started to panic. He did not want to be homeless. But he had no idea how to keep the house. So he came up with a plan. He was going to tell people online that he raped his mom because he wanted to be arrested before his mom died because he would rather be in custody behind bars instead of being homeless when Barb dies. Chris Chan has always wanted to have sex with his mom, from the very beginning. Chris Chan taking his mom to the prom? Some people assumed he only took his mom to the prom because he is retarded. The real reason is much more sinister and much more lucid. He knew what he was doing when he took his mom to the prom. He took her to his highschool prom because he wanted to have sex with her one day. Back in the highschool days however his original plan was to find a boyfriend free girl to date and marry and she would be a future Mom/wife for him, but in the back of his mind he was still leaving the door open for the idea of having sex with his mom if the idea of finding a girlfreind never happened. Maybe Chris chan did not have sex with his mom 1 month before it was revealed online, but actually a lot longer ago. Years ago maybe. Maybe he had sex with Barb once shortly after Bob died. But he kept it to himself back then because he knew the optics were not correct. Chris chan tried to hide it from Null because he knew it was wrong. He has legally proven he was not insane at the time of the rape because he knew it was wrong. in 2011 After Bob died Chris chan probably had sex with Barb when she was forcing him to sleep in the same bed with her but did not tell trolls because he was not expecting her to die anytime soon back then and also because, if you are talking to a troll online who you think is a girl and you want to date her then telling her that you had sex with your mom is sure to be a turn off for any potential romantic partner. Even a dumb person like Chris must have know that a woman would lose interest in dating a man if he bragged about having sex with his mom to her while trying to flirt and date this troll who he thinks is a girl. Chris chan knew exactly what he was doing! He wanted to go to jail!

I wanted to make this as a new thread but for some reason I can't make threads in this section???

If that's the case then Chris is a dumbass. Null planned his homelessness prevention, but Chris blew it.