Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Pappy Striderite]

I want to get off this board as much as you want me to get off, but I keep coming back to check if I'm doxed yet,

you pick scabs to see if the sore healed yet?
don't answer me!

 

[Aeon Path]

but I keep coming back to check if I'm doxed yet

We don't fucking care, mate. I think you got KF mixed with 4chan or something.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I want to get off this board as much as you want me to get off, but I keep coming back to check if I'm doxed yet, just because I'd like to know in advance before someone calls daddy and makes daddy mad.

Do you not know that trying to associate with someone like Chris is equally as retarded and embarrassing.

 

[WutangLee]

Seeing this in a "Little Dark Age" compilation of Chris makes it seem more and more like a modern take on Psycho. Even to people at prom, they had to be imagining that


On the plus side, he'll have the chance to make real friends/apostles for the first time in twenty years. Then again, Chris could always bask in the Merge

It's unfortunate we never got someone that went to school with Chris show up. But it was always speculated Chris was always "That guy". It's probably all but certain his "gal pals" were never really his friends, but hung out with him out of pity

 

[Procrastinhater]

I want to get off this board as much as you want me to get off, but I keep coming back to check if I'm doxed yet, just because I'd like to know in advance before someone calls daddy and makes daddy mad.

Lmao you are transparent. Why are all the fucktards attracted to Chris as stupid as him?
You're an absolute attention whore but it's funny as shit to watch you, so dance monkey, dance for us.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chickens never stop screeching until their heads are loped off.

 

[A Grey Cat]

it's been hinted at on here, and the cwicki has recently been edited suggesting it based on his sexual attraction to cartoons. but the big question lingers.


Do you guys think Chris is gonna try and go pedo/chomo when he gets out? Would it have happened now? if not to Barb than to some little Susie whotook a wrong turn at the park?

 

[Rapechu]

it's been hinted at on here, and the cwicki has recently been edited suggesting it based on his sexual attraction to cartoons. but the big question lingers.


Do you guys think Chris is gonna try and go pedo/chomo when he gets out? Would it have happened now? if not to Barb than to some little Susie whotook a wrong turn at the park?

Chris fucked his mom, I am willing to bet anyone is fair game and that is why he will be on a sex offender registry and not allowed near children.

I don't think Chris has the malice to rape a child, at least not violently, but he may invent some delusion to justify grooming "we were lovers in a past life" or whatever, sort of like he did with Barb and how he claims it was a healing mission from Super-God.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris fucked his mom, I am willing to bet anyone is fair game and that is why he will be on a sex offender registry and not allowed near children.

I don't think Chris has the malice to rape a child, at least not violently, but he may invent some delusion to justify grooming "we were lovers in a past life" or whatever, sort of like he did with Barb and how he claims it was a healing mission from Super-God.

I think he's more worried about getting banned at game stores and conventions than being registered as sex offender in itself.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris fucked his mom, I am willing to bet anyone is fair game and that is why he will be on a sex offender registry and not allowed near children.

I don't think Chris has the malice to rape a child, at least not violently, but he may invent some delusion to justify grooming "we were lovers in a past life" or whatever, sort of like he did with Barb and how he claims it was a healing mission from Super-God.

Heilburg MIGHT might be able to pull of a miracle and get Chris off somewhat easy in this case, given the circumstances and how...unusal they are, even now some people are still expressing sympathy or trying to excuses his behavior in some capacity, but if Chris is ever busted again even trying to groom or molest a child then there's no way anyone will be able to save his sorry ass.

The only hope he'll have if it ever comes to that is to be sent to an institute for the criminally insane as opposed to maximum security. Where he'll most likely spend the remainder of his days in a padded cell, possibly given shock treatment and chemical castration, maybe even a lobotomy of some kind (albiet a very different one from the old ice pick up the nose one that bob and barb were worried they'd give him)

 

[OkiiManko]

BTW : how do you make these not .webp in windows?

The laziest way is to take a screenshot with Snipping Tool

Chris fucked his mom, I am willing to bet anyone is fair game and that is why he will be on a sex offender registry and not allowed near children.

I don't think Chris has the malice to rape a child, at least not violently, but he may invent some delusion to justify grooming "we were lovers in a past life" or whatever, sort of like he did with Barb and how he claims it was a healing mission from Super-God.

Not hard to imagine being an 8 year old being told your favorite cartoon character will die unless you let him soulbond you.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I'm late in saying this, but the Kacey/Liquid call in which Borb made an appearance really tells about the Chandler family relationship, with the Chandler Family Christmas being a good visual indicator.

My thoughts: This isn't the first time Bob was prank called and it wasn't the last. Barb didn't care, but Bob, no matter how many times he can change the number, knew or had to have known part of the calls was because of Chris' 'tism. My guess is Bob, despite his age, was in denial because he kept on answering those calls, even the one where Chris was going to kill himself. I'm assuming he tried to get Chris to tone it down, but like with everything Chris does, it just didn't sink into that misshaped skull. Like everyone else has stated, I'm glad he isn't alive to see how Chris turned out, because I don't know how much more embarrassment a son can give to his father.

 

[Greasy Spoon]

Why do you think we were trolling? Where's the proof that it was trolling and not just an attempt to introduce Chris to Islam? Give me the Citation.

Spoiler: Exhibit A

 

[Pappy Striderite]

The laziest way is to take a screenshot with Snipping Tool

i just found out i already have snip n sketch. nifty. t/y

 

[Abarefiller]

Was Chris still playing DnD before the Barb thing went down? I was talking to some friends who play DnD and I remembered that whole mess about Chris getting upset over an DnD redesign of Wild Sonichu, which eventually led to him trying to play DnD and making that mess of a character sheet.

 

[Aeon Path]

Was Chris still playing DnD before the Barb thing went down? I was talking to some friends who play DnD and I remembered that whole mess about Chris getting upset over an DnD redesign of Wild Sonichu, which eventually led to him trying to play DnD and making that mess of a character sheet.

IIRC he never really managed to actually play it, he tried to make a character sheet, failed, and never found a group to play it because he was banned from the local games shops. As far as I know he didn't really understand how the whole thing worked and that there was a point beyond just making shit up.

EDIT: then there's this tweet that seems to say otherwise

Spoiler

But since it's still full of nonsense and errors (you can't technically play a NPC, that's the fucking point) and he basically dropped the whole D&D thing after that, I'm calling BS.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Spoiler: Exhibit A

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Whoa that's a big one. Looks like a babies arm.
I hope that's not yours, if it is, change your diet lol

 

[loyletomycapo]

Sometimes taking a step back with Chris can be pretty amusing, I'm practically numbed to certain mannerisms and phrases he would use but every now and then I'll think about the fact he's addressing a "true and loyal fanbase" that he believes is bigger than the Lord of the Rings fandom and I can't help but laugh.

 

[Tikbalang]

People say that Jails/Prisons can be a crime school. Other than prostatution, what illegal skills will he learn while serving time?

If I have to guess, it's killing with anything that surrounds him like cutting a throat with a lego piece.

 

[Nico]

How do you guys think CWCVille and the Sonichus are coping with the idea that Chris fucked his Mom? Could this entire situation and Chris being taken away from his safe spot lead to Mary Lee Walsh taking over CWCVille and destroy the dictatorship?