Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[SaintChristopher69]

If they plan to get 14 BC content, they should take shots inside the house.

Don’t fucking encourage them.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

As far as I know he didn't really understand how the whole thing worked and that there was a point beyond just making shit up.

naw, he found a jackass that charged him money for D&D lessons at his house. he let chris do whatever the hell he wanted with a token sheet; just tossing +10s & +20s to all rolls based on unlimited arbitrary "forms". alicorn, sonichu, super-sonichu-saiyan. whatever. there's only a 5% chance he'll ever fail at anything he wants to do.

the depth of not D&D is well documented on the cwcki. gods in D&D are generally level 20 in a class or 2. chris left at ranger23/cleric23, iirc.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

How do you guys think CWCVille and the Sonichus are coping with the idea that Chris fucked his Mom? Could this entire situation and Chris being taken away from his safe spot lead to Mary Lee Walsh taking over CWCVille and destroy the dictatorship?

Aside from being confused why he’s demoted himself from Goddess to son of God they’re mostly dumb or at least compliant enough to believe the sexual healing thing and would want him released NOW NOW NOW!

People say that Jails/Prisons can be a crime school. Other than prostatution, what illegal skills will he learn while serving time?

If I have to guess, it's killing with anything that surrounds him like cutting a throat with a lego piece.

The only thing I can think of that Chris would be into is petty theft/shoplifting techniques.

 

[Unhindered Clown]

The letter he wrote to the Islam ween is yet another piece where he calls himself Player One or the One Avatar, and I've seaeched this term to no avail in relation to Chris himself until I saw the thread result about that cashgrab movie "Ready Player One". It explains so much why he keeps bringing it up in his religion-related rambles about how he's Jesus 2.0 or whatever:
-it's a movie crammed with 80s references, aka the years of his childhood
-the guy who created the OASIS game thing never got to fulfill his love quest. I'm pretty sure that was a relevant character point in that fever dream of a movie. Also is a fat neet just like Chris
-the character is dead since before the events of the story, perfect for Chris to project his delusional level of importance onto. Again he THINKS he's created something to the scale of a fictional crossover VR-RPG but it's the vestiges of the Ye Old Sonic recolor days.

Too bad he's in jail now, and God's operating system will never be within his greasy grasp (RIP Terry you poor schizo)

 

[Interchanger]

I've been thinking since the first letter, however since the third letter released do you think the a thread to compile and document Chris Chan's letters going in and out of the jail is a good idea?

Sortof like a post-merge thread.

As it seems to me more likely than not that these letters are going to be the new source of content from Chris Chan fir the foreseeable future.

 

[Unhindered Clown]

I've been thinking since the first letter, however since the third letter released do you think the a thread to compile and document Chris Chan's letters going in and out of the jail is a good idea?

Sortof like a post-merge thread.

As it seems to me more likely than not that these letters are going to be the new source of content from Chris Chan fir the foreseeable future.

Maybe but it feels like it'll be a ween magnet if the current thread discussing miscellaneous letters is anything to go by. A double edged sword sort of deal, we could get more hilarity or just eye-rolling obnoxious public displays of idiots selfposting on the farms.

 

[Ophelia]

People say that Jails/Prisons can be a crime school. Other than prostatution, what illegal skills will he learn while serving time?

If I have to guess, it's killing with anything that surrounds him like cutting a throat with a lego piece.

He’d probably have to be in gen pop, which he’s not.

naw, he found a jackass that charged him money for D&D lessons at his house. he let chris do whatever the hell he wanted with a token sheet; just tossing +10s & +20s to all rolls based on unlimited arbitrary "forms". alicorn, sonichu, super-sonichu-saiyan. whatever. there's only a 5% chance he'll ever fail at anything he wants to do.

the depth of not D&D is well documented on the cwcki. gods in D&D are generally level 20 in a class or 2. chris left at ranger23/cleric23, iirc.

Damn, I want to read that whole story.

 

[Interchanger]

Maybe but it feels like it'll be a ween magnet if the current thread discussing miscellaneous letters is anything to go by. A double edged sword sort of deal, we could get more hilarity or just eye-rolling obnoxious public displays of idiots selfposting on the farms.

Your proberbly right. Maybe the farm needs a 'how not to be a ween, white knight or alog thread instead. Or how to be a troll and no get yourself doxxed in under twenty four hours.

Like shit use different usernames and a VPN. Put in the minium effort. But redditards Di what redditards do

 

[OkiiManko]

Chris seems to be ironing out his post-merge narrative, with each letter being less interesting but having one or two extra nuggets of crazy. Plus the weens, no matter how annoying, provide a certain amount of entertainment - like that Coupon clown playing 4D chess over there.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but this community formed around reality-checking a delusional loser and enjoying the fireworks of his cognitive dissonance. He's more of a delusional loser than ever, and a captive audience, why don't we support contacting him?

I'd like to see an old-fashioned letter-writing campaign like the one that freed Huell Babineaux. Let those who decide his freedom know how much we love OPL and threaten (legal) ramifications if they don't capitulate. At the very least address it to Chris directly, so he has the daily choice between reading the bible and reading a stack of trolling insanity.

We don't forgive,
We don't forget,
We are autistic.

 

[Interchanger]

Chris seems to be ironing out his post-merge narrative, with each letter being less interesting but having one or two extra nuggets of crazy. Plus the weens, no matter how annoying, provide a certain amount of entertainment - like that Coupon clown playing 4D chess over there.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but this community formed around reality-checking a delusional loser and enjoying the fireworks of his cognitive dissonance. He's more of a delusional loser than ever, and a captive audience, why don't we support contacting him?

I'd like to see an old-fashioned letter-writing campaign like the one that freed Huell Babineaux. Let those who decide his freedom know how much we love OPL and threaten (legal) ramifications if they don't capitulate. At the very least address it to Chris directly, so he has the daily choice between reading the bible and reading a stack of trolling insanity.

We don't forgive,
We don't forget,
We are autistic.

I think if that were to happen some basic ground rules need to be met. You don't pull some Janke Idea Guy shit and try and convert or manipulate Chris any further we leave him were he is at his current detriated state.

I guess sending him letters with questions to iron out cannon would be bad. But I would presume the farms would be happy with even that level of contact.

 

[OkiiManko]

I think if that were to happen some basic ground rules need to be met. You don't pull some Janke Idea Guy shit and try and convert or manipulate Chris any further we leave him were he is at his current detriated state.

I guess sending him letters with questions to iron out cannon would be bad. But I would presume the farms would be happy with even that level of contact.

Yeah totally, no need to make it dark. Just rattle his reality cage and see what comes falling out. If you care about morals, leaving him alone with his thoughts all day "meditating" obviously is wreaking even more hell on his mental state. Human contact, no matter how deranged, has got to be better for him than the voice telling him he's the king of king of kings

 

[/1404er/]

It's definitely not an original thought but Chris has always had a low tolerance for stress. Things that are minor inconveniences for most people are major burdens to him. And he's always retreated into delusions and fantasies to cope with stress. Now that he's in jail, which is very stressful even for a normal person, it's no wonder he's completely delusional in his letters.

 

[Rapechu]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but this community formed around reality-checking a delusional loser and enjoying the fireworks of his cognitive dissonance. He's more of a delusional loser than ever, and a captive audience, why don't we support contacting him?

At least as I see it (others may differ) most people here are adults now and have been following Chris for years and already got our funnies out of him, and are more inclined now to want to treat him with some degree of human dignity, even if we continue to watch and laugh. Chris is already funny enough as he is in his natural habitat, so there's no reason to fuck with his head as long as we are having some new content once in a while, which he is usually content to provide on his own.

Though I am a little worried that with Chris in jail we may be completely reliant on ween gayops to get content from him, since he no longer has social media access.

 

[King Kiwi]

What if Chris had had a child and that child had lived with Chris and Barb?

Spoiler

"Happy Halloween"]

 

[Hogar Grupal]

What if Chris had had a child and that child had lived with Chris and Barb?

Spoiler

"Happy Halloween"]

If the child developed autism same as Chris, Borb would be raising Chris 2.0. If The child were smarter than their grandparents and Chris, they'd live with their mom or her family, or grift their grandparents for everything and do something meaningful other than buy LEGO or vidya.

 

[Friendly Human]

Signed up to post a random thought on Chris Chan's meditations.

"Solitude is good for great minds but bad for small ones. It troubles brains that it does not illuminate" - Victor Hugo

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Why did Chris choose to become the CPU Goddess of the Commodore 64 of all things? Has Chris ever used, or even SEEN a Commodore 64?

 

[King Kiwi]

Why did Chris choose to become the CPU Goddess of the Commodore 64 of all things? Has Chris ever used, or even SEEN a Commodore 64?

I believe his father used to own one.

Slightly off topic, but I've seen one before on a YouTube video and they had a bunch of crazy video games with cheap pixels in a variety of titles that look like some kind of weird early 2000s old internet thing

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Has Chris ever used, or even SEEN a Commodore 64?

He has one actually; he claims that it was the first video game system he used, and he was able to operate it before he could speak (or at least use it to the best of his ability). Bob had apparently used it as well to program stuff. You can even see the box in the background of some of his recent videos.

As for why he chose that one of all things, someone else said it was Neptunia shit; I barely know anything about it but the characters are apparently based on real-life consoles, but the Commodore 64 has no character, so Chris decided that he could represent it.

 

[King Kiwi]

but the Commodore 64 has no character, so Chris decided that he could represent it.

Well, that's what lonely people do.

As well as joining forums that make fun of people like that.