Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Glowie]

I am Biden moments. Since there are two Portlands in United States, both are hillybilly shitholes and BLM nig nogged on top Antifa riots. I forgot which Portland gets in news for antifa shenanigans and homelessness.
I keep telling myself that it's Virginia where he was raised.

My only reminder is Classic Chris' first video ever.

Or does it even matter since both Portlands are shitholes and are going to get worse? They look like twins shit that have been swimming in the septic tank to me.

 

[Michael Janke]

im not a lolcow expert, but does any other lolcow come close to this level of documentation. chris could have an encyclopia written about him at this point.

 

[Stupidface]

chris could have an encyclopia written about him at this point.

And it could be called the CWCki!

 

[King Kiwi]

And it could be called the CWCki!

You're trying to do what I did with a lesser degree of success.

Keep trying though!

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I believe his father used to own one.

Slightly off topic, but I've seen one before on a YouTube video and they had a bunch of crazy video games with cheap pixels in a variety of titles that look like some kind of weird early 2000s old internet thing

Just like Chris.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

We are now one month away from Chris's next court hearing, where the judge will almost certainly send Chris home with a complimentary Lego set and instructions to continue healing Barb.

 

[Tikbalang]

There is a phenomena called the Jerusalem Syndrome, which makes religious christians, muslims, and jewish tourists go religious apeshit as long as they are in Jerusalem.

If Chris goes to Jerusalem, I think he'll get the syndrome. Unlike other tourists, the syndrome will stay in him after leaving Jerusalem.

 

[Vamp Soulja]

There is a phenomena called the Jerusalem Syndrome, which makes religious christians, muslims, and jewish tourists go religious apeshit as long as they are in Jerusalem.

If Chris goes to Jerusalem, I think he'll get the syndrome. Unlike other tourists, the syndrome will stay in him after leaving Jerusalem.

The Temple of Solomon has been spiritually moved to 14BC by the power of the CPU goddesses and all the OCs.

 

[Ophelia]

There is a phenomena called the Jerusalem Syndrome, which makes religious christians, muslims, and jewish tourists go religious apeshit as long as they are in Jerusalem.

If Chris goes to Jerusalem, I think he'll get the syndrome. Unlike other tourists, the syndrome will stay in him after leaving Jerusalem.

Worse than he already has it?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

There is a phenomena called the Jerusalem Syndrome, which makes religious christians, muslims, and jewish tourists go religious apeshit as long as they are in Jerusalem.

If Chris goes to Jerusalem, I think he'll get the syndrome. Unlike other tourists, the syndrome will stay in him after leaving Jerusalem.

Now weens are going to establish another GoFundMe for the purpose of flying Chris out there. I hope he gets lost in Palestine.

 

[Tikbalang]

The Temple of Solomon has been spiritually moved to 14BC by the power of the CPU goddesses and all the OCs.

When I think of temples, I think of a clean and organized place, if not cluttered with gold and treasures. Not some trashed place.

Worse than he already has it?

It's expected

Now weens are going to establish another GoFundMe for the purpose of flying Chris out there. I hope he gets lost in Palestine.

One way or two way flight?

 

[Sharkbait]

Now weens are going to establish another GoFundMe for the purpose of flying Chris out there. I hope he gets lost in Palestine.

Will Hamas get him to join if they offer him 72 elderly women?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

One way or two way flight?

One way for the LuLz

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I hope someone convinces Chris that he's a bene gesserit priestess from Dune.

 

[thegooddoctor]

I’m honestly amazed Chris was not more terrified of this whole situation than he appears to be, if this has been Classic him 11 years ago he’d be sobbing his eyes out and screeching to the heavens like a bitch at the top of his lungs, terrified out of his autistic wits about the fear of going to jail and the consequences of his future? What’s making him so brave about the whole ordeal? I know he’s a disgusting, retarded delusional tranny but does he does not hold any fear at all for his well being? Where’s his sudden smug brave resolve coming from?

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I’m honestly amazed Chris was not more terrified of this whole situation than he appears to be, if this has been Classic him 11 years ago he’d be sobbing his eyes out and screeching to the heavens like a bitch at the top of his lungs, terrified out of his autistic wits about the fear of going to jail and the consequences of his future? What’s making him so brave about the whole ordeal? I know he’s a disgusting, exceptional delusional tranny but does he does not hold any fear at all for his well being? Where’s his sudden smug brave resolve coming from?

He's been slowly inoculated to spending short times in lockup so he was expecting it to go down as it has before a day or a night in lockup and he's out and about again.

I also think once that didn't happen he did have a spergout we just haven't heard about it because it was in lockup for a few days to scream and shout on his own, and once the shock has worn off he's sort of nose dived into anything that can provide a escape to him and that's the Bible and letter writing when he has a stamp going spare.

 

[Kuruminha]

So when will Chris be featured on Jail Babes? I mean, it's the natural successor of his Love Quest.

 

[timewave0]

I’m honestly amazed Chris was not more terrified of this whole situation than he appears to be, if this has been Classic him 11 years ago he’d be sobbing his eyes out and screeching to the heavens like a bitch at the top of his lungs, terrified out of his autistic wits about the fear of going to jail and the consequences of his future? What’s making him so brave about the whole ordeal? I know he’s a disgusting, exceptional delusional tranny but does he does not hold any fear at all for his well being? Where’s his sudden smug brave resolve coming from?

His delusions are probably a pretty effective defense mechanism for this type of situation. He can retreat into his fantasy world just as easily in jail I suppose. Though you’re right, it’s kind of interesting that he isn’t freaking out more… for all we know. He might be having a much worse time than you’d think based on his letters. Could be he’s trying to appear more resilient than he actually is

 

[Alpha Kennybody]

His delusions are probably a pretty effective defense mechanism for this type of situation. He can retreat into his fantasy world just as easily in jail I suppose. Though you’re right, it’s kind of interesting that he isn’t freaking out more… for all we know. He might be having a much worse time than you’d think based on his letters. Could be he’s trying to appear more resilient than he actually is

it surprises me, but then, with a lot of free time, I suppose you go through cycles. Chris is likely having two problems: one, he's surrounded by a lot of strangers and will be scared to vent or express himself. Secondly, if he is having these outbursts, he'll find little pity, and then have to man up and suck it up. Thirdly, as mentioned, he's in Jail. People in jail don't tend to cause shit, and Chris right now might be thinking the end is in sight, and he's going home. He might be seeing other people leaving or getting lucky and having faith in the system. It's when the hammer comes down and he's off to the slammer that you'll see the breaking point.

 

[ANobody]

I hope someone convinces Chris that he's a bene gesserit priestess from Dune.

The cult of feminist fitness enthusiasts? Chris is anathema to literally everything about them.