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ToroidalBoat said:
Looks like Chris is a unique lolcow who can't be repeated, and the "golden age of trolling" Chris is unique and can't be repeated.

Trolling now seems to be nothing but weens seeking e-fame and outright malice.
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Everything getting centralized more than likely caused this. You could see it progressively. Even DSP's trolls slowly devolved into e-fame seeking maniacs. Chris' era was mostly 4chan, Encyclopedia Dramatica, Something Awful, and Newgrounds crews trying to make eachother laugh.

Andrew Dobson/TomPreston for example was one of my favorite cows from that era. People would make garfield parodies using his exact same jokes and panels but reword them so he looked like the idiot. And Tim Buckley of CTRL-ALT-DLT getting trolled generated the "Loss" Meme.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
Looks like Chris is a unique lolcow who can't be repeated, and the "golden age of trolling" Chris is unique and can't be repeated.

Trolling now seems to be nothing but weens seeking e-fame and outright malice.
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Chris is an autistic man raised by a narcissistic hoarder mother and an enabling father. Barb is just a shit mother, Bob actually cared about him but didn't push Chris enough. Coming from a massively sheltered early life with his mindset, Chris was discovered by the earlier internet, got into many fights but the circumstances were different, there are plenty of people just like Chris out there but few of them are even known to the public!

Say, if Chris was born in 1992 and discovered at 2017 instead of 2007, I don't think he would be Chris as we know him either. He would probably be lurking on some corner of DeviantArt, posting his Sonichu comics there and getting trolled locally, hardly enough to warrant even a wiki about him, he would just be another shitty webcomic artist!

Pickle Inspector said:
If Chris was able to he’d be way more manipulative, he tries but he’s just too autistic and naive for it to work on anyone.
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He is very manipulative as is, courtesy of Barb. He is just too much of a retard to actually fool anyone, a great example is that time he pretended to be a troll on a chat, all while not even changing his username and sending a picture on the first page of google image search for "Man" to keep the story going. If Chris was actually competent he would be pretty scary, however!
 
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Chris wants to believe he's a god so that laws (and ethics) are beneath him.

As much as wants to be worshipped, no one will. People back then don't have the concept of That sounds bullshit. Comparing to modern cults, Chris isn't as charismatic as Charles Manson or Onision.
 
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RainwaterDrop said:
He is very manipulative as is, courtesy of Barb. He is just too much of an exceptional individual to actually fool anyone, a great example is that time he pretended to be a troll on a chat, all while not even changing his username and sending a picture on the first page of google image search for "Man" to keep the story going. If Chris was actually competent he would be pretty scary, however!
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You're not wrong: If Chris didn't have the 'tism and was more brazen, given his upbringing, he could be either a con man or serial rapist. Let's be thankful Cole turned out okay.
 
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Why did autistic Jesus™ rape the goddess of gods ?
I'm lost, and confused, I'm really trying to convert but they seem to be very unprofessional gods.
 
Glassshardballpit said:
Can we just go back to playing with Legos and Sonichu, please, and stop the crazy train?
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I don't know how you can. After raping his mom, the train switched tracks. It would either lead to a prison cell or a padded one.
Wishful thinking: Chris could've/should've received electroshock therapy so that he could play with Lego all day for the rest of his life.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
I don't know how you can. After raping his mom, the train switched tracks. It would either lead to a prison cell or a padded one.
Wishful thinking: Chris could've/should've received electroshock therapy so that he could play with Lego all day for the rest of his life.
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I imagine Chris doing prison jobs in jail for two random lego pieces per hour
 
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This probably has been touched upon at some point after Chris's arrest, but assuming he spends around a year in jail and then gets convicted (and loses his tugboat) does he still have around 15k that he is currently accruing in his bank account when he finally gets released from prison? Or is his account joint with Barb and she's currently spending all that money on useless shit, leaving Chris high and dry?
 
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Cydonia said:
This probably has been touched upon at some point after Chris's arrest, but assuming he spends around a year in jail and then gets convicted (and loses his tugboat) does he still have around 15k that he is currently accruing in his bank account when he finally gets released from prison? Or is his account joint with Barb and she's currently spending all that money on useless shit, leaving Chris high and dry?
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Stopped after 30 days, cut off totally after 1 year - He can reapply for it but the process is easyer because he's had it before but still hard for someone like Chris.

Disregard this I am a retard.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
Stopped after 30 days, cut off totally after 1 year - He can reapply for it but the process is easyer because he's had it before but still hard for someone like Chris.
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CWCki says that "[...] benefits are stopped if a recipient is institutionalized for more than 30 continuous days after being convicted of a crime" and cites this. Maybe my interpretation is incorrect, but the way I understand it is that SSDI is stopped only after he either pleads guilty or is found guilty (assuming he actually goes to prison and doesn't get off with time served and probation) and since neither has happened so far, he's still getting the benefits even while in jail.
 
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CWCki says that "[...] benefits are stopped if a recipient is institutionalized for more than 30 continuous days after being convicted of a crime" and cites this. Maybe my interpretation is incorrect, but the way I understand it is that SSDI is stopped only after he either pleads guilty or is found guilty (assuming he actually goes to prison and doesn't get off with time served and probation) and since neither has happened so far, he's still getting the benefits even while in jail.
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That's poorly worded, It was mentioned a few times here since the arrest that it's stopped after 30 days for Incarceration and for good after 1 year.

He's already had it stopped he was arrested on the 31st of July so on the 30th of August it stopped (I'm not sure if he got the August payout) and it will be gone for good and we will have to reapply for it on the 31 July 2022.

Disregard this I am a retard.
 
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Phalanges Mycologist said:
That's poorly worded, It was mentioned a few times here since the arrest that it's stopped after 30 days for Incarceration and for good after 1 year.

He's already had it stopped he was arrested on the 31st of July so on the 30th of August it stopped (I'm not sure if he got the August payout) and it will be gone for good and we will have to reapply for it on the 31 July 2022.
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He has to be convicted first, then after 30 days in jail he would lose benefits. Another source here.
 
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