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I may have said this before, but something I've noticed about Chris is that he doesn't really talk with others, but at them instead, as if he thinks everything he says is a royal proclamation or order. This has been going on even before he started thinking he's a "goddess".

Chris on blarms said:
I AM SPEAKING, AND I HAVE SPOKEN!!!
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ToroidalBoat said:
I may have said this before, but something I've noticed about Chris is that he doesn't really talk with others, but at them instead, as if he thinks everything he says is a royal proclamation or order. This has been going on even before he started thinking he's a "goddess".
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This would spring from his lack of empathy.
 
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2021 Chris is teleported back in time to 14 Branchland Court in the year 2000. 2000!Chris is still there.
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It's interesting to speculate that now that he is in prison, this will the the first time in a long while that he will have a proper routine, maybe prison won't be a bad place for him, but the letters he's sending out are worrying and a clear reflection of how out of it he is. I wonder if he would get/ is getting the mental support he desperately needs.
 
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2021 Chris is teleported back in time to 14 Branchland Court in the year 2000. 2000!Chris is still there.
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With Chris's luck and wide girth, after teleporting, one of his fat rolls would most likely overlap with junk in the horde that was in it's infancy at the time.

The atoms of Chris's body fuse with the atoms of the horde. In a mere quarter second the resulting nuclear fusion causes temperatures inside 14 Branchland Court to reach an excess of 3.5 million degrees Celsius. The energy expands rapidly as a massive fire ball, incinerating the greater Ruckersville area and everything else in a 140 mile radius.

Weens create a holiday to commemorate the Christorcial artifacts lost that day.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
I may have said this before, but something I've noticed about Chris is that he doesn't really talk with others, but at them instead, as if he thinks everything he says is a royal proclamation or order. This has been going on even before he started thinking he's a "goddess".
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"Captain slog"
"Everyone under my command"
"You need to..."

That pointless twitter argument where he would rather be blocked than not being able to call his dolanettes dear and darling
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With the way things are going, maybe another continuance, unless Heilberg wants to get everything wrapped up quickly.
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Which would require Chris to want everything wrapped up quickly. The Real Player One DESERVES his day in court and thinks it would be crazy to take a deal.
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ToroidalBoat said:
he doesn't really talk with others, but at them instead
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Yes, and he also has a very annoying habit of not having an organic conversation at all. He'll insist on finishing whatever shitty autistic rambling he had in his mind. If someone interrupts him, he"ll say "Let me finish" and then go back to his long-winded, totally insane, uninteresting shitty tard diatribe. He'll do that until the other person is so bored that they don't want to communicate with Chris at all anymore.

Then Chris will cry about how he doesn't have any close friends or a girlfriend when he is the worst asshole in the world who refuses to listen to anyone. He instead insists on forcing everyone around him to endure interminable obtuse insane and monotonous soliloquies about Sonichu or some other tard shit that no one in the world cares about.

He has behaved in that same fashion his entire life. You can see it going all the way back to his first presence on the web up to the present day, with his Twitter, where he refuses to allow any replies.
 
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Also, there's a gubernatorial race in VA. Does Chris know of this? Will he or Barb write to both candidates asking for a TRUE and HONEST appeal?
 
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Yes, and he also has a very annoying habit of not having an organic conversation at all. He'll insist on finishing whatever shitty autistic rambling he had in his mind. If someone interrupts him, he"ll say "Let me finish" and then go back to his long-winded, totally insane, uninteresting shitty tard diatribe. He'll do that until the other person is so bored that they don't want to communicate with Chris at all anymore.

Then Chris will cry about how he doesn't have any close friends or a girlfriend when he is the worst asshole in the world who refuses to listen to anyone. He instead insists on forcing everyone around him to endure interminable obtuse insane and monotonous soliloquies about Sonichu or some other tard shit that no one in the world cares about.

He has behaved in that same fashion his entire life. You can see it going all the way back to his first presence on the web up to the present day, with his Twitter, where he refuses to allow any replies.
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You're not wrong. One time Chris was in a group of other people; they were talking about various subjects, but Chris started talking about his rock collection. At first the group was just humoring him. Then, when they wanted to switch topics, Chris was adamant that he finish his description of rocks.

I don't think there was a time in recorded Christory (correct me) where he wanted to know something about someone else. Granted, most of the conversations were trolls getting info from him, but Chris just never had any inclination to know something of anyone else. Maybe Megan, but that's because he wanted to maker her his sweetheart.
 
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WhoTheFuckIsZeroTwo said:
2021 Chris is teleported back in time to 14 Branchland Court in the year 2000. 2000!Chris is still there.
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They wouldn't recognise each other. They shit their pants in sync and hide in the hoard. 2000 Chris gets moody about his graduation and 2021 Chris makes an attempt at getting Barbussy, only for Bob to cut that incest down. Somewhere in the world Ryan Cash is still alive and playing Super Mario with his loving brother.
 
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WhoTheFuckIsZeroTwo said:
2021 Chris is teleported back in time to 14 Branchland Court in the year 2000. 2000!Chris is still there.
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Chris is disgusted, considers it a cursed timeline but Bob is the most upset and takes drastic action, maybe threatens to kick Chris out the house unless he agrees to go to a military college in hopes it stops him from becoming a tranny.
 
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You know it never ceases to amaze and amuse me how desperate chris was to prove he wasn't poor white trash who had a former whore for a mom, and a deadbeat dad trying to make up for being a shitty dad to his older kids.

Even before the whole "I am jesus worship me knaves!" Thing, Chris would desperately try and claim some form of importance whether it was his supposed descendance from royalty, or having an ancestor who sailed on the mayflower. Aka Daniel Weston. A claim that fall apart by doing a cursory history search. Not only did Anne Boleyn have only one child who died childless and unmarried, but all surviving logs of the Mayflower's passengers reveal nobody aboard had the surname of Weston. To say nothing of the Mayflower originally meant to sail to Virginia but ended up in Massachusetts by accident.

As the CWcki says

Chris's earliest known maternal ancestor was a hick named William Wynn, who had a grandson named Robert (Barb's grandfather) claimed to be a lecherous alcoholic.
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Which just goes to show even as far back as the pre revolutionary days, Chris came from nothing and is gonna die nothing. Nothing but poor white trash who didn't even own one house slave in the old south.

Then there's his claims that Bob was some hotshot inventor and we owe him for having bottles of Aquafina water to drink from. When again as the Cwcki says, not only was plastic injection molding in it's early stages of development before Bob was even born, at best all the old fart did was design one electric panel part and that's it. The Wikipedia entry on injection molded plastic makes no mention of him and chris never found so much as an old patent copy or even an expired one that could indicate his dad invented plastic water bottles.
 
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