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Sinners said:
Im not debating your anecdote, however I will just say that depending on location and many other factors a property could still be valuable Obviously. The home of the well known incontinent mom rapist might have some difficulties in market. Even before you start talking about how the location isn't exactly prime real-estate
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I wonder if there are any trash-burning power plants nearby.
 
Sharkbait said:
I doubt Lego could be used as a weapon
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Never stepped on a Kiddie Caltrop, eh?
In jail, he can only receive commissary funds and buy jail luxuries from there. When (if) prison happens, people can send him most items found in the Walkenhorst's catalog (East Coast version, I believe). TVs, Vidya, candy, shoes et al.
Sinners said:
depending on location and many other factors a property could still be valuable Obviously. The home of the well known incontinent mom rapist might have some difficulties in market.
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Fair point, House of Horrors is a considering factor.
 
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Yksi_Toveri said:
Never stepped on a Kiddie Caltrop, eh?
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Oh I did, but I find D4s to be worse. Then again, I have pretty tough feet from walking a lot so your mileage may vary.

I wonder what he'll buy with his commissionary money next. I doubt it's gonna be the pony shows new season.
 
From July 2021. Chris posted about being triggered over seeing My Little Pony G5 toys at Wal-mart and Target and claimed to have snapped his fingers and phased them out of existence. And that was what lead him to record this video - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Direct_Message_to_Hasbro:_MLPG5_Is_Cancelled.

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The American Hedgehog said:
From July 2021. Chris posted about being triggered over seeing My Little Pony G5 toys at Wal-mart and Target and claimed to have snapped his fingers and phased them out of existence. And that was what lead him to record this video - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Direct_Message_to_Hasbro:_MLPG5_Is_Cancelled.

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That's some serious maladapting/coping. Unless he snapped his sausage fingers, and out of nowhere, employees just came in and started removing the products, I may have found it funny, but this is sad. So Chris' hatred of G5 is just out of concern that the series is coming too early, and it might cause harm (to his autistic mind). I'm surprised Chris didn't vandalize the toys like Belarms.
 
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Slavic Insider said:
This autistic dude makes an interesting point, to make official medical criteria for a lolcow diagnosis.
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Timbox: Preventing the Next Chris Chan

Discussing a new Chris Chan-like individual and what we can do to prevent the next CWC phenomenon.
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Dude makes some good points: people like Chris should be under extreme supervision. I like how he hates being labeled special, but for someone like Chris, relishes in it because of his superiority issues.
 
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Kirby said:
these stupid letters have given the prosecution numerous written confessions for free that chris was raping barb so i wouldnt be surprised if his lawyer had them stopped before chris is able to confess to fucking the dogs and cats too
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He could also be out of money. Knowing Chris's past behavior when it came to shipping merchandise, (blowing all the money he got from sales on toys and didn't have the cash to ship out his medallions and amibos), he might have blown his commissary on junk food and is out of stamps.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
From July 2021. Chris posted about being triggered over seeing My Little Pony G5 toys at Wal-mart and Target and claimed to have snapped his fingers and phased them out of existence. And that was what lead him to record this video - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Direct_Message_to_Hasbro:_MLPG5_Is_Cancelled.

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Kroger wasn’t keen on orange soda, eh? I’m imagining some poor kid who knows about CWC stocking shelves and turning around to see Chris walk up to him, demanding to be told where’s the “orange soda aisle.” Naturally, he’d refuse to say because he knows the likely intended use
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
So Chris' hatred of G5 is just out of concern that the series is coming too early, and it might cause harm (to his autistic mind).
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Nah, he hates G5 because he's obsessed with fucking Twilight Sparkle, and also because he's too lazy to create another Night Star for every new generation of MLP. He doesn't for a second think that G5's arrival will threaten the fabric of the mutliverse or somesuch bullshit, he's just a spoilt autistic manchild who hates change.
 
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Hogar Grupal said:
That's some serious maladapting/coping. Unless he snapped his sausage fingers, and out of nowhere, employees just came in and started removing the products,
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I think they made a protocol just for Chris Chan situation after the blue arms incident.
Hogar Grupal said:
I may have found it funny, but this is sad. So Chris' hatred of G5 is just out of concern that the series is coming too early, and it might cause harm (to his autistic mind).
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It's hard to be on reality when your whole world is fiction.
 
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From July 2021. Chris posted about being triggered over seeing My Little Pony G5 toys at Wal-mart and Target and claimed to have snapped his fingers and phased them out of existence. And that was what lead him to record this video - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Direct_Message_to_Hasbro:_MLPG5_Is_Cancelled.

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This reminds me of a story told by Steve-O. Where he imagined while on a drug trip that a bunch of promotional shoes displayed in cubby holes started impatiently tapping their feet, just like a real person being impatient.

Are we sure Chris hasn’t been doing drugs this year?
 
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Yksi_Toveri said:
I think he would have been busted on his first attempt to buy them.
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He would have uses Hank Hill's excuse, "Officer, I was buying the crack rocks to go fishing"

Officer: Sir, there isn't a body of water close to here for at least 300 miles"

Chris: "It's ma'am!"
 
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Yksi_Toveri said:
Chris may not be able to get a Wikipedia entry, but I just discovered he's got an IMDb page.

Apologies if this is not new information.
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Anyone can get an imdb, now let's get him an iafd page.

His Body Of Work:

Chris Does Officer Nasty
Chris makes out with a blowup doll
A night in Christine
Christine and the twerkulator at Wal Mart
Cake Farts
Doll Goes Spinny
A night in Barb: Redox


Seriously, claiming that Chris is an actress is about as retarded as claiming that he should be set free and allowed to molest kids.
 
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