Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris may not be able to get a Wikipedia entry, but I just discovered he's got an IMDb page.

Apologies if this is not new information.

Seriously, claiming that Chris is an actress is about as exceptional as claiming that he should be set free and allowed to molest kids.

Interesting list next to Chris' imdb:

 

[Merried Seinor Coomer]

Interesting list next to Chris' imdb:

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Nice to see Chris having a rightful place in history alongside Sir Jimmy Savile

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

From July 2021. Chris posted about being triggered over seeing My Little Pony G5 toys at Wal-mart and Target and claimed to have snapped his fingers and phased them out of existence. And that was what lead him to record this video - https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Direct_Message_to_Hasbro:_MLPG5_Is_Cancelled.

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He's really gone full Anti-Chris(t) hasn't he? Just snapping whatever inconveniences him out of existence like Lucifer himself:

 

[thegooddoctor]

Chris may not be able to get a Wikipedia entry, but I just discovered he's got an IMDb page.

Apologies if this is not new information.

Yeah what the fuck is up with that, with everything he's done he's easily worthy of at least a small wikipedia article by now what is it with Wikipedia not allowing it, Is it due to the mainly SJW Types that write a lot of articles and Chris represents the negative aspects of lots of emerging social groups seen as progressive?

 

[mikaylatoads]

Where were the videos of Chris pre-YouTube being uploaded?

 

[Black Yoshi]

Where were the videos of Chris pre-YouTube being uploaded?

VHS, I don't think Chris used any on the pre youtube video sites

 

[mikaylatoads]

VHS, I don't think Chris used any on the pre youtube video sites

Then, how would videos such as the Animal Crossing LP have made it to the internet?

 

[Black Yoshi]

Then, how would videos such as the Animal Crossing LP have made it to the internet?

Homemade DVD, he probably uploaded it to youtube a few years later. He is that vain.

 

[Abarefiller]

Chris may not be able to get a Wikipedia entry, but I just discovered he's got an IMDb page.

Apologies if this is not new information.

Chris wrote Sonichu: The Animated series? I thought that was done by trolls with no input from Chris

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

Chris wrote Sonichu: The Animated series? I thought that was done by trolls with no input from Chris

Qualifies as "Based on 'original' characters by Jesus Christine..." for writing credit.

 

[thegooddoctor]

which version of chris do you think had the most punchable face

personally i think its tomgirl chris

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All of them.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

He has a personal copy of the [...] the Quran

"There is no True and Honest Chris but I - Sonichu is my creation" - Imam Qarish al-Shandalar ibn-Habib, prominent Muslim cleric, convert to Islam, and former elder-abuser

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

"There is no True and Honest Chris but I - Sonichu is my creation" - Imam Qarish al-Shandalar ibn-Habib, prominent Muslim cleric, convert to Islam, and former elder-abuser
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In the newest letter, he made it clear that he will not convert to Family Guy, but he will commit haram blasphemy on the prayer rug by reading Simpsons on it, sleeping on it and using it as a blanket.

 

[Piss Man]

Yeah what the fuck is up with that, with everything he's done he's easily worthy of at least a small wikipedia article by now what is it with Wikipedia not allowing it, Is it due to the mainly SJW Types that write a lot of articles and Chris represents the negative aspects of lots of emerging social groups seen as progressive?

IIRC it's because some troll tried to submit a poorly made article draft about Chris, and it was rejected. That could have made it so no Chris Chan article could be submitted since then.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

What exactly would a Chris Wikipedia article add to the site? Would any other article ever link to him? Maybe a page about the forum, possibly Cole , but I can’t think of many others. There’s absolutely no value in giving Chris a page

 

[King Metalia]

What exactly would a Chris Wikipedia article add to the site? Would any other article ever link to him? Maybe a page about the forum, possibly Cole , but I can’t think of many others. There’s absolutely no value in giving Chris a page

I like to think Wikipedia has an unspoken rule to delete articles based on lolcows like Chris.

 

[SneedSeer]

IIRC it's because some troll tried to submit a poorly made article draft about Chris, and it was rejected. That could have made it so no Chris Chan article could be submitted since then.

I thought it wasn't a troll, and it was actually Chris himself? I know he tried making a Wikipedia page in 2009.

 

[Piss Man]

I thought it wasn't a troll, and it was actually Chris himself? I know he tried making a Wikipedia page in 2009.

My bad. It was Chris submitting the article, but it was so badly written, that the Wikipedia mods THOUGHT it was a troll. I misremembered the CWCki article I recalled the information from

 

[The Hard R]

What would have happened in ye olden days to Chris back when forced sterilization and looney bins were legal in America?

Electroshock therapy and eventually transorbital lobotomy.

Hitler wasn't a terrible artist, to be honest. His works were bland, but his attention to color wasn't bad and he did have a keen eye for the Neoclassicism he liked and forwarded to his "Happy Windmill of Peace" Party. I mean, you can't deny the SS Uniforms weren't the most badass looking in modern history, right? He somehow became a worst maniac than Stalin solely because he lost the War while Stalin killed more folks and is only vilified only because he lost. To the victors come the spoils of war where history is written by the winner.

Chris just writes inane crap.

Thank Hugo Boss for the sharply dressed shock troops.

 

[thegooddoctor]

I like to think Wikipedia has an unspoken rule to delete articles based on lolcows like Chris.

Not true other lolcows have gotten articles before they must have, Time Cube guy, the OG Troll Science lolcow has had a wiki article for years, detailing all his weird theories and his prominence for years, Chris easily eclipses him and has so much more interesting history so why won’t they write it?