Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Sharkbait]

It's sad, Null is the closest thing to a genuine friend Chris has had in a long time.

At least he didn't draw horrifying r34 of Null like he did with Megan.

 

[The Un-Clit]

i was thinking of sending one larping as Micahel Janke. but that's a little too retarded.

Read the rules, newfag.

No trolling plans. We are not an autistic Illuminati. If you embarrass yourself or the forum trying to troll, we will ridicule you.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I still haven't seen a good explanation of who the fuck Emanuelle is. She seems to be some sort of super god-of-gods but I've never heard a creation myth for her, or even where Chris got the whole fucking idea from.

It started off as a facination with a Soft Core porn thing, he had some DVD's he tried to hock and there was one or two of them in there he got them free with some Sex Toys he ordered. Some time during the Idea Guys saga that somehow got picked up on and was turned into a God but he's since bumped her up to the Chief God in his personal pantheon.

I know there is something that started it off as a god but I've not got a solid idea what the spark was other than it originated with the idea guys and accelerated from there.

At least he didn't draw horrifying r34 of Null like he did with Megan.

That we know of.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I know there is something that started it off as a god but I've not got a solid idea what the spark was other than it originated with the idea guys and accelerated from there.

Emmanuel's also a name for the Messiah in Judaism and Christianity. Knowing Chris, it wouldn't surprise me if he remembered that from Sunday school, thought a porn actress had something to do with God because of her name, and combined the two in his mind.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

didnt chris say once (because the idea guys brainwashed him) that he believed he was the reincarnation of the ghost of a dead lesbian from the 60's/70's or something like that? I guess that lesbian was actually jesus now? lol

It wasn’t the idea guys. That wad several years ago. Chris came up with it by masturbating to dead lesbians.

Who was the last person to be made a Christorical Figure?

Barb's vagina

I originally wanted to post this as an OP, and had this on Prospering Grounds, but it got deleted admitedly due to the lack of significant content provided. Time has passed, and I decided to post this here just in case that's still the case, even with newer posts from Kenneth.

Chris decided to send a sixth letter to Kenneth Englehardt of the Onion Farms. Like with the last letter he sent to him, he chose not to disclose its contents, only providing a "preview" of this letter.

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He described the letter itself as follows:

Kenneth talks about Null regretting "fucking Chris's life up", along with financial dealings while in jail, potentially under the influence of demons.

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On top of that, Kenneth admits to encouraging Chris to open up with his true feelings on Null, and admits to having plans to actually sharing the letter itself later. He also claims having problems with submitting the letter to Chris due to the usage of the paper he used to write the letter.

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Kenneth also talks about working on a Youtube video, and toning down the current letter.

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Kengle is such an impotent, smug ambulance chaser. Get a real job, retard. Youtube is a young man's game unless you have an extreme and random niche like beating your grandchildren.

 

[Ophelia]

At least he didn't draw horrifying r34 of Null like he did with Megan.

He’s workin’ on it.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

He’s workin’ on it.

I mean, he's already drawn vaguely-hinted-at r34 of him "healing" Barb.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

It's sad, Null is the closest thing to a genuine friend Chris has had in a long time.

Null did his best but honestly I disagree, it was an unhealthy relationship, not friendship.

Chris is a manipulative narcissist who is usually given the benefit of the doubt due to him being slow in the mind but if Chris had the capacity he’d be exploiting far more people both financially as well as sexually if they happen to be biologally female.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

It's sad, Null is the closest thing to a genuine friend Chris has had in a long time.

I know people said that Chris was Null's cash cow but going out of your way to give a care package, raise money to let him go to a convention across the nation and save him from being extorted is a pretty damn good friend. As well, giving practical advice that could have helped Chris in his current state.

Null did his best but honestly I disagree, it was an unhealthy relationship, not friendship.

Chris is a manipulative narcissist who is usually given the benefit of the doubt due to him being slow in the mind but if Chris had the capacity he’d be exploiting far more people both financially as well as sexually if they happen to be biologally female.

It was one side relationship where Null had to learn advising Chris is like talking to a brick wall. He mimics what you expect for an average person (yes, and I understand) then fucks off. Chris does stuff that makes him and only him happy, and Josh tries to help raise money or not go to prison. He ignores advice and goes shopping.
Not to white knight Josh but he did a lot more than some current "friends" that Chris has.

 

[Dread First]

Here's an autistic thought I just had. If Chris is literally the second coming of Jesus, does this mean that Barb is the Theotokos reincarnated as well? If yes, does this mean that Barb is now gonna have icons made of her?

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Here's an autistic thought I just had. If Chris is literally the second coming of Jesus, does this mean that Barb is the Theotokos reincarnated as well? If yes, does this mean that Barb is now gonna have icons made of her?

Oh no I accidentally nutted on my Rosechu toy and seem to have made some form of Barbie-Chu homunculus - Chris at some point in the future.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Here's an autistic thought I just had. If Chris is literally the second coming of Jesus, does this mean that Barb is the Theotokos reincarnated as well? If yes, does this mean that Barb is now gonna have icons made of her?

No.

The one thing Barb is not is free of sin from the moment of her conception.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Literally Chris come trial day, I wouldn’t be surprised at this point.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Was rewatching Sam O'Nella. Turns out he predicted the current chris chan arc 2 years ago.

 

[Digital_Disaster]

Could you imagine if they put Sonichu into the new Sonic movie for a few seconds just to poke fun? Chris would throw the biggest tantrum of all time. He would be on the ground screaming even louder than that woman in the glasses from the meme from when Trump got elected.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Could you imagine if they put Sonichu into the new Sonic movie for a few seconds just to poke fun? Chris would throw the biggest tantrum of all time. He would be on the ground screaming even louder than that woman in the glasses from the meme from when Trump got elected.

They actually can't do that. I mean they could make a Sonichu-looking character as a subtle wink to the audience, but they can't actually do Sonichu.

1) Pikachu is still owned by Game Freak/The Pokemon Company/Nintendo. Can't do derivative works of that without their permission.

2) Chris still owns Sonichu. He created Sonichu illegally and could be sued for it, but Sonichu and the CWCville universe are still Chris' OC. Copyright law still protects Chris even though he broke copyright laws in the process of creation. TPC and Sega could potentially agree to create a Sonichu character that has nothing to do with Chris' creation, but it would be limited to that. Even then they would probably have to call it Pikasonic or something to make it bulletproof legal.

 

[Muu]

Where is barb right now?
Doesn't feel real that not only did she get raped but she also got in car crash.
How would we know if she does die or put into a home?.

 

[RainwaterDrop]

Where is barb right now?
Doesn't feel real that not only did she get raped but she also got in car crash.
How would we know if she does die or put into a home?.

Either official documentation or when a ween shows up and takes some pictures of the freshly filled grave. Either way Barb has living relatives and even with the reputation the Chandlers built for themselves, they are going to give her the bare minimum and perhaps an obituary. I hope so, at least lol!

Null did his best but honestly I disagree, it was an unhealthy relationship, not friendship.

Chris is a manipulative narcissist who is usually given the benefit of the doubt due to him being slow in the mind but if Chris had the capacity he’d be exploiting far more people both financially as well as sexually if they happen to be biologally female.

Precisely, if Chris was intelligent, he would be dangerous. If Chris had money and power on top of that, he would make Harvey Weinstein blush lol!

 

[Stupidface]

Chris decided to send a sixth letter to Kenneth Englehardt of the Onion Farms. Like with the last letter he sent to him, he chose not to disclose its contents, only providing a "preview" of this letter.

In the meantime we get a "preview" (half of the whole letter..) of a different letter– I assume it is at least, as it's dated a day later and has absolutely nothing to do with Null. It's mostly concerned with Chris trying to be prophetic. I doubt the use for this half as a standalone thread but figured it'd come up anyways, before the entirety is shown.



More boring "I am definitely God!" nonsense. So excited to see the other half for the same exact shit.. In the next half, one of the prophecies is anthropomorphic ("anthroplogical") animals will appear in random places. Furries, rejoice!

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CWC Prophecies. Wishes healing for my right foot. I had a fall going down into the basement and landed hard on the stairs with the bottom of the right foot. Suffered a small fracture in my lower foot. So I have been home for a little on doctors orders.

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[Tikbalang]

At some point Chris will try (or at least have the desire) to escape. His motivation will be an entertainnent and toy-related.