Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Pointless Sperg]

You do realize that thoughts can lead to actions right?

It's not for anyone to say what you should do but definitely consider getting help.

Like real help.

The kind with therapy and possibly medication.

Have you ever wanted to beat the shit out of someone? Like smash them to within an inch of their life? Those are thoughts, and if you're not a retard or a jogger they usually don't lead to actions.

Now, most people don't want to fuck their mom, but I'm willing to not condemn someone for their thoughts, because just about everyone has had thoughts about doing something horribly immoral at some point. For some reason people assign more blame when it's something you do with your dick, and I'm not sure I can explain why except people are somehow more okay with violence.

That said, it's been pointed out that the post is probably a joke/troll.

 

[A-№1]

That's not fair, there are numerous people who have enjoyed interacting with Chris IRL, at least for short periods of time.

Including a number of people the internet has never identified or is completely unaware of. There is actually more to Chris than can be found on the CWCki. It's just that most of it isn't very interesting.

Chris' problem was he never truly understood how to navigate his interactions with other people, even the people who cared about him or enjoyed his company on occasion.

Because Chris has never seen a fundamental difference between people IRL and cartoon characters in his head. He is aware of the functional difference in that the cartoon characters act how he wants them to while people IRL do not, but that doesn't change how he chooses to interact with them. Other people aren't actually people to him; they're just supporting characters in The Chris Chandler Story. Part of this comes from being High Functioning. Part of it comes from being, well, Chris.

just about everyone has had thoughts about doing something horribly immoral at some point.

This. Thoughts don't always originate in the rational parts of your brain. It's the thoughts you act on that matter. Everyone who has been forced to read Oedipus in high school has thought about fucking their own mother. Most immediately follow that up with thinking , "Ew. No. Icky," and then get on with their lives. It's only the ones who go "Challenge Accepted" that are a problem.

That said, it's been pointed out that the post is probably a joke/troll.

He's trying to turn a thread about Chris into a thread about himself. That should be a clue.

 

[King Kiwi]

Have you ever wanted to beat the shit out of someone? Like smash them to within an inch of their life? Those are thoughts, and if you're not a retard or a jogger they usually don't lead to actions.

Now, most people don't want to fuck their mom, but I'm willing to not condemn someone for their thoughts, because just about everyone has had thoughts about doing something horribly immoral at some point. For some reason people assign more blame when it's something you do with your dick, and I'm not sure I can explain why except people are somehow more okay with violence.

That said, it's been pointed out that the post is probably a joke/troll.

They might be joking but I'm not laughing.

 

[Glowie]

Look what Lego have just released today:
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Hopefully all the Sonic/Lego spergs buy them and it's discontinued by the time Chris is released.

I bet some ween will mail a picture of this and break it to him that all of shit has been dumped in Goodwill and the fact he won't have a house or a car to go back to after bank foreclosures after the guilty verdict

"Good luck getting this, loser"

- Yours truly ghost of Clyde Cash


On topic of classic trolls. Now that Chris is nuttier than squirrel shit would it be possible for him to believe old trolls turned into demigods post merge and made his life a living hell?

 

[awoo]

Chris missed out on a great new lego set

 

[GumballFapper]

On topic of classic trolls. Now that Chris is nuttier than squirrel shit would it be possible for him to believe old trolls turned into demigods post merge and made his life a living hell?

IIRC he specifically asked the idea guys what happened to Alec Benson Leary and all of the guys who were banished to the Amish community at the end of Sonichu 10, and the Ideafags sent him a random screenshot from a video game and told him that Alec has escaped and now lives there.

 

[A-№1]

They might be joking but I'm not laughing.

Spoiler

You really want to let this go.

Chris missed out on a great new lego set

The actual fuck is that? When did Lego jump the shark?

That said, I'm tempted to send Chris one (with blue arms, naturally), if only to give him something to do beside answering letters from weens. I'm not going to, because one should never, ever spend money on Chris, but I'm tempted.

 

[NortonAntiVirus]

Is the cwcki down for everyone or just me?

Also wondering what will happen if Chris is released from holding, will he be put into a mental hospital? Will they revoke his internet access? So many possibilities..

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Spoiler

You really want to let this go.

The actual fuck is that? When did Lego jump the shark?

That said, I'm tempted to send Chris one (with blue arms, naturally), if only to give him something to do beside answering letters from weens. I'm not going to, because one should never, ever spend money on Chris, but I'm tempted.

From what I understand they’ve got an idea website where people upload set designs they’ve made and if it gets enough interest Lego look into making it.

As in it’s currently a one off and not like the Super Mario Bro range they have.

 

[Ophelia]

Is the cwcki down for everyone or just me?

It’s down for everyone.

Update: Our true savior Marvin fixed the issue.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The sucky way Chris draws reminds me of that Calvin and Hobbes where the laws of perspective are repealed.

Is the cwcki down for everyone or just me?

The domain expired on the 31st, but it's back up.

 

[Aegeus]

reminds me of that Calvin and Hobbes

That was a great strip. Watterson did all sorts of strips where he would experiment with different art styles, and yes, Chris' reminds me of that one specifically.

Sonichu is almost the exact opposite of Calvin and Hobbes, in that C and H was amazingly well written, beautifully illustrated, hilarious, intellectual, etc., and Sonichu is none of those things.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

That was a great strip. Watterson did all sorts of strips where he would experiment with different art styles, and yes, Chris' reminds me of that one specifically.

Sonichu is almost the exact opposite of Calvin and Hobbes, in that C and H was amazingly well written, beautifully illustrated, hilarious, intellectual, etc., and Sonichu is none of those things.

Well one was written by a skilled artist and writer who filled his comic full of intelligent social commentary and his memories of growing up and the other was written by a manchild who threw a tantrum at his graduation because his 3rd grade level art didn't win a stupid award, and primarily used his comic to get revenge against mall security guards who threw him out for being a creep. One was clearly aiming for higher ideas than the other.

 

[Tikbalang]

Chris claims to be Jesus. He doesn't tell anything about his time as Jesus other than receiving a non-gay kiss from Judas just to compare Null.

He doesn't tell anything about "his experience" on the torture and crucifixion.

Jesus at that time will just take the torture and accept death. Chris claims to be immortal but he'll back out if he was asked for a reenactment of his death. Those people have more guts than him.

 

[King Kiwi]

He doesn't tell anything about "his experience" on the torture and crucifixion.

Did he forget that part?

I wonder why.

 

[A Grey Cat]

So I did a quick search and apparently semen can survive and stay viable in a human woman's reproductive system up to 3 days... Now mind you that's assuming it's a woman within child bearing age and not a geriatric post menopause but still.

It wouldn't surprise me if Chris also looked that up and that's why he had sex with barb "every three days," he believed that after three days his semen would no longer be viable (and detectable) in Barb's body....so yeahhhh Chris is guilty as sin and totally sound minded. He planned this preemptively from the start.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

So I did a quick search and apparently semen can survive and stay viable in a human woman's reproductive system up to 3 days...

Remember when Chris used to think sperm cells lived indefinitely - likely because Family Guy?

Bob: [inaudible] Fort [???] [inaudible] and I'd gone up to New York City every weekend. But, for about nine months, well I knew the place like the back of my hand.

Emily: Mm-hmm.

Chris: No wonder I was risky enough to take a- I was adventurous enough to take such a trip.

Bob: Uh-

Chris: I'd been hanging around in hi- inside him while he was taking that trip!

 

[weegrumpy]

Chris claims to be Jesus. He doesn't tell anything about his time as Jesus other than receiving a non-gay kiss from Judas just to compare Null.

He doesn't tell anything about "his experience" on the torture and crucifixion.

Jesus at that time will just take the torture and accept death. Chris claims to be immortal but he'll back out if he was asked for a reenactment of his death. Those people have more guts than him.

Extreme chiropractice! i Can’t imagine the pain these folks go through to recreate the crucifixion. I wonder how they decide who‘s turn it is? Heh if Chris had to do that they would also have to nail/rope/ and flex tape him to the wood!

 

[Son of GodBear]

Why didn't Chris make his mother give him oral sex?

 

[King Kiwi]

Spoiler

You really want to let this go.

Spoiler

If you for motherfuckers, that's your business.