Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[ThatsMyDog]

Any good head-cannons of "Good Endings" about Chris that anyone would like to share?

I would very much enjoy reading some

 

[Ophelia]

Any good head-cannons of "Good Endings" about Chris that anyone would like to share?

I would very much enjoy reading some

Here’s the It Would Take a Miracle good ending that will never happen.

Spoiler: It Would Take a Miracle

Following his hearing, Chris is given Time Served and placed in a tard home run by a middle aged couple who have a son with mental issues similar to Chris’s (so they know how to handle him). By some miracle, his tugboat can afford it.

He’s evaluated by a competent doctor who gives a shit and is placed on medication. He’s also compelled to see a competent therapist who gives a shit. His mail and internet are monitored, preventing weens from writing to him unchecked. He begins to pass the time by doing arts and crafts projects. The threat of living on the street motivates him to help with chores around the house.

Since this is a Good Ending, at some point, the combination of meds, therapy, and attention from people who know how to manage him allows him a glimmer of self awareness. He is able to live with others without antagonizing them and can be reasonably tidy without being harped on.

When a heart attack finally gets him, he’s calmer, cleaner, more helpful, and less obnoxious. He’s still not working for a living or contributing to society in a meaningful way, but he’s not making terrible videos, ebegging, or committing assault either. It’s about as good as it can get.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

I wonder if Rob Bell thought of Chris when he was making this law?

I think this is a safe bet. I don't think he imagined that CC would be the test case, though. (Or maybe he did.)

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Spoiler

The threat of living on the street motivates him to help with chores around the house.

Spoiler

Good luck with that. The most Chris got motivated to do something was involving boyfriend free girls.

 

[A-№1]

So it's kind of like mandatory section 8.

It's not mandatory. Chris can refuse and go out onto the street if he wants. And it's a single room with a bed in it or a dormitory, not an apartment.

But yes, the wait times can be painfully long. That's why I think the court is getting on with placing him right now instead of waiting for a plea deal. The placement will likely be part of the deal if not most of it.

I wonder if Rob Bell thought of Chris when he was making this law?

If he did, he was probably thinking: "Except for that guy."

Rob Bell has been a legal crusader for "special" people for a long time. I suspect one of the reasons he did NOT want to handle Chris and Barb's case was because Chris is a very poor poster child for retard rights.

The threat of living on the street motivates him to help with chores around the house.

Such threats are merely abstract concepts for Chris until he's actually living them out.

Chris will need to suffer before he ever sees any need to get his shit together. Likely not even then.

 

[Ophelia]

Spoiler

Good luck with that. The most Chris got motivated to do something was involving boyfriend free girls.

Such threats are merely abstract concepts for Chris until he's actually living them out.

Hence, “it would take a miracle.”

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Hence, “it would take a miracle.”

That's a hell of a miracle not even Mrs. Christine Jesus Christ Weston Chandler Sonichu can pull off. He is doomed because at this point of his 40th year of life on this planet, he hasn't conformed to normal society, even basic behavior. For example, if Chris was at a tard home, and use his phone when he shouldn't and the staff would take it away unless Chris did his chores, how would he react? Given Chris still has that childish naivete, he would either go into hedgehog defense mode, or get angry and start yelling. Chris has never been adequately punished for bad behavior. I know Bob took away his PSEye during the Julay saga, but got it back quickly thereafter. I assume Chris went into a tard rage and Bob gave it back. With this scenario, I don't know how it will go down if it comes to that. Maybe, just maybe the staff are trained to deal with it, just like that woman who was a social worker who helped Chris during the TMG incident, but that was a one time event. I feel that given the scenario, that this will be an occurring thing. With jail, Chris is pretty lucky, but officers already know how to handle him at this point.

I think the biggest positive for Chris at the moment is that he's away from the internet, but with his coping, to him, he's taking it well. But to everyone else, he's going off the deep end. I assume Chris will make several twitter posts during his time behind bars, or he's gotten used to writing on paper that he'll write first then take a photo of it and post it online.

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

I think the biggest positive for Chris at the moment is that he's away from the internet, but with his coping, to him, he's taking it well. But to everyone else, he's going off the deep end. I assume Chris will make several twitter posts during his time behind bars, or he's gotten used to writing on paper that he'll write first then take a photo of it and post it online.

For Chris having a "good" ending would be him getting off the internet and away from people wanting to fuck with him. Once people realized the prison letter can still get some classic Chris, they milked dry hence the Jesus thing and thinking all fiction is canon in Sonichu.
I don't think it will happen, as people will find out where he is and bother him for answers or spite someone. (like kiwis or Null)

 

[NortonAntiVirus]

For Chris having a "good" ending would be him getting off the internet and away from people wanting to fuck with him. Once people realized the prison letter can still get some classic Chris, they milked dry hence the Jesus thing and thinking all fiction is canon in Sonichu.
I don't think it will happen, as people will find out where he is and bother him for answers or spite someone. (like kiwis or Null)

Jail time might be a blessing in disguise, if only they banned him from internet access. Give him some pencils and some paper and let him disappear into his own fantasies. It will be extremely hard for him to recover on the outside.

 

[ScrappyLobsterchu]

I just want to reflect on the fact that during the few weeks when we were getting videos of Chris threatening to smite the CEO of Hasbro, while he was making a shoutout video for Xander, while he was doing his renditions of sneeds feed and seed, the last supper and the third impact, there were discord freaks who were like "Yeah this isn't enough lets make this guy fuck his mom and want to kill himself". What a bunch of sad sack of shit losers.

 

[Lucky Jim]

Has nobody addressed the question whether Chris might have AIDS/is HIV positive? As far as I can see there are points con and pro

Cons of the HIV/AIDS Question

- AIDS causes sudden weight loss, which Chris has shown no sign of; quite the opposite, in fact... it would seem even his immune system is putting on fat
- Chris has hardly gotten any china in his life that we know of; Barb herself, and Bob, were both mainly sexually active before they could have a chance to contract HIV
- He has even claimed to have used condoms while masturbating; so he is informed concerning safe sex to the point of being overcautious; overinformed...
- Trolls would not stoop to infecting Chris purposefully
- He is not yet in general pop, so no chance of prison rape

Pros of the HIV/AIDS Question

- Chris has often consorted with homosexuals
- Terrorists could have contaminated the Fanta manufacturing plant with HIV samples
- Supposedly Chris was fired from Wendy's for his Donald Duck impression after a steady drumbeat of incidents of idleness and un-hygiene; has nobody considered this is a coverup and the manager was scared of "the gay virus" tearing through the clientelle like wildfire once any of his workers caught it?
- Chris could be repressing memories of past molestation which could have infected him with HIV; this would have occurred in the nineteen eighties (the so-called "Gay Eighties", the "Dick Sucking Decade", etc.) a very plentiful decade for HIV/AIDS with plenty of infected degenerates running around
- If trolls are as bad as Bob, Barb and Chris claim, they would have indeed stooped to infecting Chris on purpose
- His famous bent dick could be from a rare opportunistic disease which he, AIDS-weakened, fell prey to

Thoughts? I think he's clean...

 

[A-№1]

Hence, “it would take a miracle.”

Call it a hunch, but I think Chris will find a way to end up on the street without any miracles.

Has nobody addressed the question whether Chris might have AIDS/is HIV positive?

Chris doesn't have AIDS. Chris is AIDS.

 

[Lucky Jim]

Chris doesn't have AIDS. Chris is AIDS.

Interesting point there, AIDS is a motivator not to have sex, but Chris himself is a motivator not even to fap, because that... thing there in Virginia is infamous for masturbating, and a lot else

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I think this is a safe bet. I don't think he imagined that CC would be the test case, though. (Or maybe he did.)

This was after the Gamestop Incident (where Chris had a PD, but I'm fairly certain Bell at least heard about the event since it was a crime in his district that involved a client of his -- and Chris' PD probably asked Bell's office for records of the Snyder case). It might have given him some inspiration.

 

[Glowie]

I have a what if.

If Chris didn't win the Sega giveaway
If Chris didn't have internet until 2008 >
Only obsessed about American rabbit, only read the Bible
Barb and internet lumberjack were decent people
Entire family attended church
Had a decent psychiatric care for Chris

If all of these happened would be Chris be just another harmless short bus attending short bus attendee who would happily sort glass to this very day?

 

[I swear she's 18]

I have a what if.

If Chris didn't win the Sega giveaway
If Chris didn't have internet until 2008 >
Only obsessed about American rabbit, only read the Bible
Barb and internet lumberjack were decent people
Entire family attended church
Had a decent psychiatric care for Chris

If all of these happened would be Chris be just another harmless short bus attending short bus attendee who would happily sort glass to this very day?

This is the Wehraboo equivalent of "what if in WW2" scenarios. We're diving into alternative history that changes what makes Chris "Chris". At this point were writing fanfiction because there's no way to know or tell the possibilities and the way it could branch out. As well as changing their motives, mannerisms, believes, etc.

A lot of this is already answered too, and for the most part. He would've ended up exactly the same. look at Cole Smithy. He's a normal adult who managed to escape, and yet he still inherited negative influences. He's a narcissist that's a contrarian solely because he's attention starved. There's some pity that it's not his fault, but it's still his actions. Chris is mostly the same except he's just way more interesting and fun to laugh at.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Sonichu Jumping The Shark Moments

1: the very beginning
2: the "sub episodes" starting
3: the hideous yiffing scenes
4: the ego trip in #10
5: the "Christmas special"
6: the going "tomgirl" thing
7: "Bananasauros"
8: "Sonichu" and "Rosechu" get fat
9: PONIES
X: "Idea Guys"

Who gives a shit, there was never a golden age of quality pretty much the whole series is shit, bar maybe a few chapters that are so ‘bad it’s good’ funny or the occasional cool character design.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

there was never a golden age of quality

Sonichu kind of mirrors Chris' life: an endless downhill slope with the occasional sudden drop.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Sonichu kind of mirrors Chris' life: an endless downhill slope with the occasional sudden drop.

I still will say again, Chris’s life would’ve been much better had he just focused on the comics and other weird hobbies instead of focusing on his love quest and other deranged power fantasies. If he’d just stuck out and made the comics some stupid furry power fantasy comic like the early issues and just made it as a way of venting his hate for trolls and perceived enemies through his silly art. It wouldn’t have been great but a significantly better way of coping than what he has now. Chris just needed to remove the Love Quest part of his life for a bit and he probably would’ve been fine. Aside from the Asperchu Saga, 80% of all his problems through the years came from his sex obsession, if he had never cared about that or had been born asexual his life would’ve drastically improved, he may not have even become a big lolcow.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

if he had never cared about that or had been born asexual his life would’ve drastically improved

"WANT WOMAN" led CWC to "Jail of Fail".

(Chris is like a little kid on the inside, and little kids shouldn't have sex drives yet.)