Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[I swear she's 18]

"WANT WOMAN" led CWC to "Jail of Fail".

(Chris is like a little kid on the inside, and little kids shouldn't have sex drives yet.)

You're 100% right. Chris, and those like Chris, are mentally stunted. However, what happens when these mentally immature adults get sex drives? Their minds stay childish, but their bodies age and grow up. I've looked into a few other autistic lolcows. Not surprisingly they are pedos. People like shmorky or pamperchu come to mind. It's because they can relate and want to live a childish lifestyle. All the while not understanding that kids aren't mentally mature or able to understand. On the contrary they become asexual as they don't know/understand what to do with their sex drive, and those with sensory overload hate the feeling (relating back to not knowing/understanding)

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

Sonichu Jumping The Shark Moments

1: the very beginning
2: the "sub episodes" starting
3: the hideous yiffing scenes
4: the ego trip in #10
5: the "Christmas special"
6: the going "tomgirl" thing
7: "Bananasauros"
8: "Sonichu" and "Rosechu" get fat
9: PONIES
X: "Idea Guys"

Sonichu is never not jumping the shark; that’s the only reason it’s entertaining at all

 

[Ghost Got Double Dipped]

With Chris' love of collecting useless junk, and his careless spending habits, I wonder if Chris would be buying NFTs or making Sonichu NFTs if he weren't in jail.

 

[Cybertonia]

I still will say again, Chris’s life would’ve been much better had he just focused on the comics and other weird hobbies instead of focusing on his love quest and other deranged power fantasies.

Can't have one without the other. He used the comics as a vehicle for dumping his frustrations out of his head

 

[FamicomGorby]

With Chris' love of collecting useless junk, and his careless spending habits, I wonder if Chris would be buying NFTs or making Sonichu NFTs if he weren't in jail.

That's a good point, if Chris hadn't fucked his Mom I'm pretty sure Null probably could have helped him make Sonichu NFT's. Might have even been able to make enough to solve their money problems.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

That's a good point, if Chris hadn't fucked his Mom I'm pretty sure Null probably could have helped him make Sonichu NFT's. Might have even been able to make enough to solve their money problems.

In an alternate timeline Chris becomes the millionaire lolcow selling NFTs and Stonetoss goes to jail. It's incredible how Chris utterly destroyed his life just as he was on the verge of getting everything he could have wanted. An actual woman wanted to have sex with him, he was going to get five grand to blow at a Pony convention, he had a financial advisor he could have entered a business partnership with, and in a few months NFTs would have taken off and let Chris seriously cash in on his efame. Instead he let his duck lead him to the first available piece of china he could find, told a girl on the Internet all about it and lost everything. The worst part is he will never realize how much he screwed up and continue to live in his Goddess delusions not realizing what could have been.

 

[TheShortWaveCerealKiller]

With Chris' love of collecting useless junk, and his careless spending habits, I wonder if Chris would be buying NFTs or making Sonichu NFTs if he weren't in jail.

Knowing Chris and his political leanings he would hate NFTs cause "muh block chain make Earth go die" that some have been peddling online and in circles he hangs around.

 

[I swear she's 18]

In an alternate timeline Chris becomes the millionaire lolcow selling NFTs and Stonetoss goes to jail. It's incredible how Chris utterly destroyed his life just as he was on the verge of getting everything he could have wanted. An actual woman wanted to have sex with him, he was going to get five grand to blow at a Pony convention, he had a financial advisor he could have entered a business partnership with, and in a few months NFTs would have taken off and let Chris seriously cash in on his efame. Instead he let his duck lead him to the first available piece of china he could find, told a girl on the Internet all about it and lost everything. The worst part is he will never realize how much he screwed up and continue to live in his Goddess delusions not realizing what could have been.

How could a CPU blueheart goddess Emmanuelle of OCs, Creator of CWCville and C197 do wrong? As Chris once said: "I was mistaken, but not wrong"

That being said. Is there anyway Chris can learn responsibility? Because it seems he's too far gone.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Knowing Chris and his political leanings he would hate NFTs cause "muh block chain make Earth go die" that some have been peddling online and in circles he hangs around.

Like most Lolcows Chris's political views amounted to whatever benefited him personally. He'd go with it if he thought it would get him a pile of money to blow on Lego.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

"WANT WOMAN" led CWC to "Jail of Fail".

(Chris is like a little kid on the inside, and little kids shouldn't have sex drives yet.)

You're 100% right. Chris, and those like Chris, are mentally stunted. However, what happens when these mentally immature adults get sex drives? Their minds stay childish, but their bodies age and grow up. I've looked into a few other autistic lolcows. Not surprisingly they are pedos. People like shmorky or pamperchu come to mind. It's because they can relate and want to live a childish lifestyle. All the while not understanding that kids aren't mentally mature or able to understand. On the contrary they become asexual as they don't know/understand what to do with their sex drive, and those with sensory overload hate the feeling (relating back to not knowing/understanding)

And this is why Chris will never be in an actual relationship or have kids. Going by Chris' history, he has an odd view of married life. He thought by being a transwoman, he'd get his pick of boyfriend-free girls, and he'd wrongfully assume these would be the same types of women depicted in his attraction sign. At most, Chris could probably attract a butch.

With Chris' sex drive he fooled himself for a long time that having sex with prostitutes isn't real love, but Chris doesn't know what true love is since all he looked for were women from a superficial angle, and was figuring "how soon until they put out?" Then came Mia Hamm. At that point Chris was somewhat self-aware and just did it. I'm surprised he didn't make banging prostitutes a habit, instead of buying toys and vidya. And unfortunately, that's what led into Chris banging Barb. Among his impulses, Chris' biggest impulse is his sex drive. During his 20s, aside from buying Pokemon cards and video games, Chris bought porn and sex toys. I'm glad he didn't target kids, but that still doesn't make Chris look good. The whole thing with the fake girlfriends was that it made Chris extremely lonely, and what was more pathetic, is that he got used to the attention, because in real life, Chris was chastised for loitering because he was looking for mostly female companionship. In a warped way, the trolls became the only friends Chris has known, and it kind of blended over to his current beliefs with da merge.

In all, Chris is a kid who never wanted to grow up. He's not in control of his impulses, and that, along with his ego and unchecked autism, is what makes him kind of dangerous to the community, and continues to be his downfall.

 

[Linkola's IT Guy]

Knowing Chris and his political leanings he would hate NFTs cause "muh block chain make Earth go die" that some have been peddling online and in circles he hangs around.

Chris has no political views besides free money (as @FamicomGorby implied) and what he passively absorbs from the people around him. That's why he largely abandoned his socially conservative views after Bob died. He could have easily been convinced to sell Sonichu NFTs. Chris is so mainstream now that someone would have been dumb enough to buy them, and it wouldn't even surprise Chris given that he genuinely believes that Sonichu is a valuable intellectual property. Now that I think more about it, this actually sounds like it would have been a good idea at the beginning of last year. Remember right before the merge when Null was trying to help Chris make money by following through with artwork, podcast appearances, etc. people would buy from him? Chris was almost a celebrity or public figure at that point and could have easily become a millionaire if he was willing to learn and listen to advice (so in other words, it wasn't happening.)

 

[FinnSven]

And this is why Chris will never be in an actual relationship or have kids. Going by Chris' history, he has an odd view of married life. He thought by being a transwoman, he'd get his pick of boyfriend-free girls, and he'd wrongfully assume these would be the same types of women depicted in his attraction sign. At most, Chris could probably attract a butch.

Why would being a transwoman attract women?

I get that some women might like the idea, but what is it that drove Chris to this conclusion?

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Why would being a transwoman attract women?

I get that some women might like the idea, but what is it that drove Chris to this conclusion?

Chris had it in his head that as a male, either women already had boyfriends, or they weren't interested in Chris because he wasn't man enough. Aside from "embracing his feminine side" Chris thought by becoming a woman, there would be no way any woman he would ask respond with "I have a boyfriend." and that the lgbt community was filled with women that Chris could have any pick of because of their liberal POV.

That just makes him more of a predator.

 

[I swear she's 18]

Why would being a transwoman attract women?

I get that some women might like the idea, but what is it that drove Chris to this conclusion?

Because by being a woman with a pickle would attract both CIS women and lesbians. Ducks for the chucks, and "treb" for the lesbians (or be dommy by mommy ) It obviously doesn't work this way.

 

[Interchanger]

I just want to reflect on the fact that during the few weeks when we were getting videos of Chris threatening to smite the CEO of Hasbro, while he was making a shoutout video for Xander, while he was doing his renditions of sneeds feed and seed, the last supper and the third impact, there were discord freaks who were like "Yeah this isn't enough lets make this guy fuck his mom and want to kill himself". What a bunch of sad sack of shit losers.

I don't think it was ever revealed that the Discord alogs got Chris to fuck him mum. I think there plan was to original have Chris and this girl I won't name here to have sex at that convention Chris wanted to go on. Then blackmail Chris about having sex with this autistic girl and get him to commit suicide (not really sure what the thought logic behind that was, Chris would have been proud of having sex with any living creature look how proud he was over having incestuous relations with Barb).

However it was in some call where Chris revealed to the leader of the Alogs (sorry I have forgotten the cretins name), and said to her how he'd been having sex with Barbara. She was then gonna use that revelation to black mail Chris but the girl she'd been stitching up to have sex with Chris heard it (for some reason) and leaked the audio blowing the lid of Barbara-Gate.

Chris before that call was in contact with Null, and he was letting it slip he was having sex with an older women, who use to be a secretary - hindsight being what it is - we all learned the Old Lady Chris had been seeing, the one Chris was bragging about to Null was Barbara Chandler.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

The worst part is he will never realize how much he screwed up and continue to live in his Goddess delusions not realizing what could have been.

Personally I think all his fantasy stuff, especially right now, is a hard cope because Chris is aware about how shitty his life is. He's had a few revelations that he's admitted to over the years, like some woman he was hitting on calling him garbage or something and then Chris admitting he is garbage. Honestly the copes are probably the only thing keeping him from a full breakdown. Who knows though? Chris might just be crying in his cell for hours a day realizing the position he's in, but keeping up the schtick is about all he can do.

 

[I swear she's 18]

However it was in some call where Chris revealed to the leader of the Alogs (sorry I have forgotten the cretins name)

Isabella Lorette Janke. Also known as the psychopathic pedofork toe fungus.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

In a warped way, the trolls became the only friends Chris has known, and it kind of blended over to his current beliefs with da merge.

He did make some casual friends at his Pokemon game club years ago. In between the times of the Miscreants and the Idea Guys. But ever since the Idea Guys he's kept trying to chase after the fantasy of hanging out with his imaginary friends and lost touch with the idea of real-world friendships. Also didn't help he got himself banned from the game shop.

It's one of the saddest things about modern Chris, that he had a good social outlet but abandoned it.

Chris had it in his head that as a male, either women already had boyfriends, or they weren't interested in Chris because he wasn't man enough. Aside from "embracing his feminine side" Chris thought by becoming a woman, there would be no way any woman he would ask respond with "I have a boyfriend." and that the lgbt community was filled with women that Chris could have any pick of because of their liberal POV.

That just makes him more of a predator.

He has major psychological issues over gender that compelled him to identify as a woman instead of a man. But it doesn't change his sexuality - he's still a hetero male. So he still wants a woman for a relationship like he always did but phrases it in a hamfisted way, announcing himself as open to women of any orientation.

I don't think it was ever revealed that the Discord alogs got Chris to fuck him mum. I think there plan was to original have Chris and this girl I won't name here to have sex at that convention Chris wanted to go on. Then blackmail Chris about having sex with this autistic girl and get him to commit suicide (not really sure what the thought logic behind that was, Chris would have been proud of having sex with any living creature look how proud he was over having incestuous relations with Barb).

However it was in some call where Chris revealed to the leader of the Alogs (sorry I have forgotten the cretins name), and said to her how he'd been having sex with Barbara. She was then gonna use that revelation to black mail Chris but the girl she'd been stitching up to have sex with Chris heard it (for some reason) and leaked the audio blowing the lid of Barbara-Gate.

I don't think those blackmail plots were proven. There was a lot of wild speculation.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

He did make some casual friends at his Pokemon game club years ago. In between the times of the Miscreants and the Idea Guys. But ever since the Idea Guys he's kept trying to chase after the fantasy of hanging out with his imaginary friends and lost touch with the idea of real-world friendships. Also didn't help he got himself banned from the game shop.

It's one of the saddest things about modern Chris, that he had a good social outlet but abandoned it.

He has major psychological issues over gender that compelled him to identify as a woman instead of a man. But it doesn't change his sexuality - he's still a hetero male. So he still wants a woman for a relationship like he always did but phrases it in a hamfisted way, announcing himself as open to women of any orientation.


I don't think those blackmail plots were proven. There was a lot of wild speculation.

The Pokémon club was kind of sad. I felt like it was the first time since Megan or The Wallflower people genuinely wanted to hang out with him, and there did not even seem to be creepy stalker and handsy shit like with Megan and The Wallflower.

Of course he had to fuck it up by repeating The Game Place, getting banned, and losing his one real social outlet. The people at The End were just lucky he got distracted playing goddess and Russian BDSM or whatever was happening with the Idea Guys before he came back and hit them with his van.

 

[Ophelia]

Of course he had to fuck it up by repeating The Game Place, getting banned, and losing his one real social outlet.

I thought he just stopped going of his own volition this time.