Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Sharkbait]

Due to Greene County not being anywhere near a target and a jail being an excellent fallout shelter, Chris is likely to survive World War 3 if it breaks out next week whereas because of my proximity to a critical military target, I will not. Chris will get his cult going and lead a Mad Max-esque roaming gang.

Chrismungus: There has been too much unbelievers. Too much DISHONEST and UNTRUE. But I have an honorable compromise. Just walk away. Give me your pony collection, the Sonics, the Amiibos, and the Fanta, and I'll spare your lives. Just walk away and we'll give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror.

Immortan Chris, I can see it coming.

 

[A-№1]

the obvious molestation that happened to him at his old school as a kid

Obvious?

Chris doesn't show any of the signs of molestation.

that was something he specifically refused to elaborate on because he claimed it'd give his trolls a "field day.'

Whenever Chris gets all cagey and evasive like that, it's a clear indicator he's lying.

hence the "recording of his screams"

Or the school was aware of the highly litigious nature of the Chandlers and wanted to make damn sure they documented Chris' chimpout.

I always got the impression that he didn't even tell his parents.

If Chris was really that secretive, then how do we know about it?

tl;dr: Chris lies.

Chris will get his cult going and lead a Mad Max-esque roaming gang.

The Fat Zombie trope seems to be fairly common in zombie apocalypse video games. I often wonder why no video game has ever dressed their fat zombie model in The Classic. That seems like a missed opportunity.

 

[Ophelia]

I don't think Chris was molested or even come close to it, my guess about the GCC is that he was in the middle of a chimpout and they made a audio recording of the event not only as evidence Chris should not be in mainstream education but also as backup about there treatment of Chris when Borb threatened to get letegious.

This. Unless the recording didn’t happen. Do we only have Chunky’s word about it?

Remember Chris was Mute most of his young life

Are we even sure this is true? I know it happens with many autists; I just don’t trust Chris.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

This. Unless the recording didn’t happen. Do we only have Chunky’s word about it?


Are we even sure this is true?

Prety much and I think Bob may have mentioned it once but he was the one who lead the charge to move Chris so he was part of it.

And yea reasonably sure, Chris claimed his first word was Monkey at a age it was impossible, claimed the mute button was put on him by the Abusive Baby sitter, and had to attend speach therapy and has talked about Barb bribing him to talk with toys, and it was mentioned in some of his early medical stuff that got leaked.

You don't just go from Mute to Talking Chris started talking, when he was 7, and won the Sonic competition at the age of 11 so 3 - 3.5 years and he had been vocal and if you watch the "I just won" video you can see he has to consciously think about what he says and how his vocals are a not quite right like it's a skill he's still learning, and he was having therapy to help with this.

He's still got vocal issues relating to this time, he has to pause frequently and plan what he wants to say and struggles controlling his vocal patterns - he has far more pauses in casual conversation than normal and he has to rephrase things on the fly because he's unsure about how to pronounce a word with the next words, this happens to normal people but not anywhere near what happens to Chris so yea he was mute either totally of effectively in his youth.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

This. Unless the recording didn’t happen. Do we only have Chunky’s word about it?

I want to say part of Bob's lawsuit with the school would include the school hand over the recording to the Chandler's, but since it was recorded with the school's property, but I don't know for sure. It was theirs, so that would be one of the reasons why the court threw out Bob's case. It would be interesting to know if the elementary school still kept it after all these years, or just threw the tape away.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

Immortan Chris, I can see it coming.

Yeah, that's go a nicer ring than Chrismungus.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Chris is too unreliable a narrator for anything he says about his childhood to hold much weight. He either lies, misremembers or missrepresents events of his past way too often. If he was molested we'd never know for sure if all there is are stories and extrapolations coming from Chris himself nothing is to be believed at face value.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Chris is too unreliable a narrator for anything he says about his childhood to hold much weight. He either lies, misremembers or missrepresents events of his past way too often. If he was molested we'd never know for sure if all there is are stories and extrapolations coming from Chris himself nothing is to be believed at face value.

Chris often 'shrugs' things one says to him. Classic Chris would go ballistic if he were told that he's gay. I'd like to think current Chris would tard out if one tells him he was making shit up about the molestation and the recording of his screams.

 

[Linkola's IT Guy]

Chris is too unreliable a narrator for anything he says about his childhood to hold much weight. He either lies, misremembers or missrepresents events of his past way too often. If he was molested we'd never know for sure if all there is are stories and extrapolations coming from Chris himself nothing is to be believed at face value.

This is why I think that describing Chris as "the most documented person in history" is dubious. He wasn't even discovered by the internet until his mid-20s. Everything before that is basically just his own descriptions of his life story. From the few cases where people have given their side of the story, it is very clear that he leaves out information or flat-out lies to make himself be the good guy. Seen this way, he's really no different than any other person who has written an extensive autobiography, except his is badly written and half wrong.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

Chris has the same amount of info available online as anyone with social media. The only difference is the intensity of focus many people have on him vs. some random normalfag.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Do you reckon there're things were actually don't know about Chris' life, as in major things? I've been pondering this given that I can't recall any Chris-related mysteries. It seems like everything's he's ever said and done was broadcasted.

Even when he joined websites and tried to stay anonymous, he'd always say something to give himself away.

The only thing he (to my knowledge) hasn't gone in-depth with is the obvious molestation that happened to him at his old school as a kid. His brain's so fried by now that he probably doesn't even remember, but that was something he specifically refused to elaborate on because he claimed it'd give his trolls a "field day.'

Even pedophiles would refuse to sex Chris up.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris could have been on TV again for a non-crime.

Instead we went down the dark timeline.

Now, the only place that will have Chris is Howard Stern.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I noticed that the only fictional media Chris really likes is stories set in the modern world (or a similar world), but with "cool subjects" like "magic" and robots. Chris hasn't really gotten into "speculative fiction" about very different worlds. I think a notable exception is MLP, but I don't know enough about the show to know for sure.

I guess Chris' limited mind doesn't wander far from what he knows IRL, and what he knows IRL is modern Virginia.

 

[Ophelia]

I noticed that the only fictional media Chris really likes is stories set in the modern world (or a similar world), but with "cool subjects" like "magic" and robots. Chris hasn't really gotten into "speculative fiction" about very different worlds. I think a notable exception is MLP, but I don't know enough about the show to know for sure.

I guess Chris' limited mind doesn't wander far from what he knows IRL, and what he knows IRL is modern Virginia.

Lately, he’s apparently been interested in a bastardization of the Arthurian legends, and also the Bible. But otherwise, you’ve noticed something interesting.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I guess Chris' limited mind doesn't wander far from what he knows IRL, and what he knows IRL is modern Virginia.

Bob was right: all Chris can recognize is what he knows, and what Chris knows is VA. This is the same dude who legit thought his half-brother lived in Carnegie Hall. Then again, Chris surprised me as well as everyone else with that Cross country trip to Ohio, but most likely he had a map.

In regards of what he draws, yes it mostly from VA, because Chris couldn't be bothered to read any architecture books. It's ironically sad that Bob was well versed in thing pertaining to the world, where he had hoped he can teach a young Chris, and well, we all know what ended up happening.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Bob was right: all Chris can recognize is what he knows, and what Chris knows is VA. This is the same dude who legit thought his half-brother lived in Carnegie Hall.

No, no, Cole lived in Carnigee Hall. A subtle difference, but a common mistake. Carnegie Hall is a concert hall, Carnigee Hall is a massive fireplace where you burn money.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

This is why I think that describing Chris as "the most documented person in history" is dubious. He wasn't even discovered by the internet until his mid-20s. Everything before that is basically just his own descriptions of his life story. From the few cases where people have given their side of the story, it is very clear that he leaves out information or flat-out lies to make himself be the good guy. Seen this way, he's really no different than any other person who has written an extensive autobiography, except his is badly written and half wrong.

Definitely , it would be a bit more accurate to say he is one of the most heavily monitored individuals on the internet that isn't a traditional celebrity. Taylor Swift has more people on her ass daily than Chris.

For the longest time people thought Chris was a good student in highschool with the only source being that Chris himself said so, disputing it took autistic archeology and there's only so much that can be uncover like that, we don't know what we don't know.

 

[Ser Ciappelletto]

For the longest time people thought Chris was a good student in highschool with the only source being that Chris himself said so, disputing it took autistic archeology and there's only so much that can be uncover like that, we don't know what we don't know.

"Honor roll" was a fucking in joke long before Bob admitted Chris wasn't on it. No one seriously thought he did well. At best, they assumed the teachers pushed him through it using specific sped guidelines so he would feel included.

 

[ObservingTheMadness]

The upsetting thing about the entire life of Chris-Chan is how it turned out. All of it could have been avoided. Here we have is an example of a person whose entire life went wrong because nobody was able to help him. Instead, Chris-Chan was allowed to deteriorate. Now it's gotten to the point where anything they do only proves how far they're truly gone. In other words it's now too little, too late to help Chris-Chan.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

No, no, Cole lived in Carnigee Hall. A subtle difference, but a common mistake. Carnegie Hall is a concert hall, Carnigee Hall is a massive fireplace where you burn money.

I think you mean "Carniggo" hall.

The upsetting thing about the entire life of Chris-Chan, and how it turned out, is it could've all been avoided. Here we have is an example of a person whose entire life went wrong because nobody was able to help him. Instead, Chris-Chan was allowed to deteriorate. Now it's to the point where anything they do only proves how far gone they truly are mentally. If anything, its now too little, too late to help Chris-Chan.

Chris should have been swallowed or crumpled into tissue.