Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

With Chris, games are a cartoon he can interact with. He lacks skill without a doubt because he hasn't got developed reasoning skills to play anything more complex than kid's games. but what keep's him from trying is a childish level of intrest and a sense of the familiar.
 
Last edited:
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Drawets Rednaxela, Trilby, heyyyJackiePie and 1 other person
Do we have footage of Chris playing something besides Soul Calibur 2/Smash/Animal Crossing?

iirc his SCII videos were pretty bad. I think it's safe to extrapolate that to most 2D and 3D fighting games.
 
Happy Thanksgiving from the Chandlers!
h8Ds8T0.jpg
 
  • Winner
  • Feels
Reactions: Drawets Rednaxela, Trilby, LiquidCooledGonads and 5 others
presidentwiggum said:
Today, let's all give thanks we're not with Chris or any of the Chandlers, and that no matter what, our lives are better than Chris’s.
Click to expand...

If you set that bar any lower, you'd need a shovel.

Sperglord Dante said:
Do we have footage of Chris playing something besides Soul Calibur 2/Smash/Animal Crossing?

iirc his SCII videos were pretty bad. I think it's safe to extrapolate that to most 2D and 3D fighting games.
Click to expand...

Chris has also posted footage of some racing game on the WiiU (one of the Mario Kart games?), using his "Christine" avatar.
 
Ravenor said:
With Chris, games are a cartoon he can interact with. He lacks skill without a doubt because he hasn't got developed reasoning skills to play anything more complex than kid's games. but what keep's him from trying is a childish level of intrest and a sense of the familiar.
Click to expand...
You make a good point. I can't think of anything in his adult life that he does that would be considered on the adult level. Video games are a great example of this. Maybe the closest thing is the random trip to Impulse?
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Trilby and Ravenor
Do you think it's a possibility that Chris occasionally 'hotglues' some of his amiibos?
 
Is there anyone who kinda wants Chris to complete his lovequest... or is that just me?

I mean, nothing bad would come of that right? More lols would be guaranteed, surely.

EDIT: And yes, I am aware that I might as well be talking about wizards and orks. But wieder things have happened (if people like the columbine fan-girl exist, I have no doubts that Chris attracting some crazy person is totally possible).
 
  • Optimistic
  • Feels
Reactions: Master Miller, Elaine Benes and The American Hedgehog
Mecha-Lenin said:
Is there anyone who kinda wants Chris to complete his lovequest... or is that just me?

I mean, nothing bad would come of that right? More lols would be guaranteed, surely.

EDIT: And yes, I am aware that I might as well be talking about wizards and orks. But wieder things have happened (if people like the columbine fan-girl exist, I have no doubts that Chris attracting some crazy person is totally possible).
Click to expand...
During Chris' better days, you would've had to extensively train Chris to make up for his romantic deficiencies. Like, he looked OK enough (his fashion sense aside), but conversationally he was retarded and physically he was pretty gross. The only girls that might've been compatible with Chris were wallflower-esque asexual girls. Admittedly, Chris has always had a pretty weak sex drive, but he's not asexual, not by a long shot. Even if Chris wanted to bang only once a week, who the fuck would want to roll around on Chris' greasy body that frequently? Especially when they don't enjoy sex themselves? No one, that's who.

Now, fast forward to today. Chris claims to be a pre-op transwoman. That reduces the above dating pool from "are you kidding me?" to "a snowball's chance in hell".

Like, I'm glad Chris is feeling better about himself dressing like a bag lady, but he's not going to find someone who's into that. (Even considering Chris' bottom rung standards for women.)
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Trilby, Holdek, Lipitor and 1 other person
Mecha-Lenin said:
I will say it again. As long as we live in a world where there are people who are turned on by mass murderers, 600 pound fat people, and cartoon ponies... Chris has a chance. A vanishingly small one, but a chance nonetheless.
Click to expand...
The other problem is that Chris puts himself at a disadvantage in other ways. I agree that it's possible, just, maybe, that there is someone out there who would find him attractive, even with his potato sack body, his half-assed drag and his personality that veers between six-year-old child and horny caveman. But the chances are that a person who was into that sort of thing and willing to enter into a relationship would probably be a bit of a mess themselves. Chris doesn't seem to give too much of a shit about looks, despite his claims. But the chances of there being someone who is into Chris and is also willing and able to be his new mommy with no work on his part, which is what he wants most of all, are absurdly miniscule. He would in no way be able to provide the emotional support someone like that would assuredly need.

Factor in the fact that Chris also no longer does long-distance relationships (kinda fair under the circumstances) and isn't prepared to travel, and we're getting from "very little hope indeed" to "maybe once in the lifetime of the universe" levels of probability.
 
Last edited:
  • Agree
  • Like
Reactions: Mecha-Lenin, Morbid Boredom, Lipitor and 1 other person
Morbid Boredom said:
Autism is genetic, so this would explain why her boys are so... muddled while Bob's children with his first wife are very capable.
Click to expand...

Maybe it was just a bad genetic combination.

Or maybe by the time of Chris, decades of alcohol abuse and just general aging caused Bob to start producing tard sperm.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Mogambo and Drawets Rednaxela
Would it be retarded to send OPL soap-money? They are wrapped dollar bills inside of soap that you have to use in order to erode the soap enough to get the cash inside.

Now I'm not stupid, I'd request only 1$ bills, in case Chris just decides to break open the soap. But wouldn't this be a nice way to get him to try bathing?
 
  • Optimistic
  • Like
  • Informative
Reactions: January Cyst, Trilby, Holdek and 3 others
Hortator said:
Would it be retarded to send OPL soap-money? They are wrapped dollar bills inside of soap that you have to use in order to erode the soap enough to get the cash inside.

Now I'm not stupid, I'd request only 1$ bills, in case Chris just decides to break open the soap. But wouldn't this be a nice way to get him to try bathing?
Click to expand...
This is actually how his tugboat check arrives every month.
 
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: Trilby and Holdek
Hortator said:
Would it be retarded to send OPL soap-money? They are wrapped dollar bills inside of soap that you have to use in order to erode the soap enough to get the cash inside.
Click to expand...
Why do these actually exist? For kids?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back