Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Pointless Sperg]

I don't think this would apply to Chris for the obvious reason.

Well, yeah. I was just explaining how the system generally works.

And really, if Barb does want to see Chris again, they can't really stop it. Chris just has to behave well enough to have visitors. Because Chris is still technically in custody though, he won't be allowed outside trips even if his behavior would otherwise allow it if he were in civil commitment, except for only very specific things (like say Barb's funeral), and only with a deputy escort.

 

[Ophelia]

People who say stuff along the lines of "I used to find Chris-Chan funny, but once you uncover the reality, it's no longer a joke, it's just depressing," are annoying. I see this all the time on the subreddit, I don't care what anyone says, Chris and his life is funny.

Or at least fascinating.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I think someone's working on a page for that. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/User:Foobar/Crimes

Probably should look at the amended charges so that cases where a felony charge dropped to a misdemeanor are on same line, and in the case of snyder incident list both district court and circuit court case numbers together.

For instance, the Class 5 felony hit and run was dropped to misdemeanor hit and run. The Class 6 felony Gas Discharge (which Chris was not indicted on) was dropped to misdemeanor assault.

 

[normankrasner]

We would laugh at Chris and do nothing.



Chris would have to bring suit against the website. Good luck with that. If the all powerful New Zealand Government (which we all know is headed by Sauron the Great) couldn't bring down the farms, what chance does Chris have?




Every sucker creates a market.

I'm almost surprised Chris doesn't have one. Imagine the combined magic of a Manchester High School ring AND a Piedmont Virginia Community College ring. "By their powers combined…"

maybe Borb would have bought him a PVCC ring if they didn't think MLW got a cut from the ring maker?

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

Do loony bins/state hospitals require the patients to get a haircut? Because I can see how that would cause Chris to have a meltdown. Also, just how gray is Chris' hair now? He's gone about seven months without a shitty dye job and even back in 2020 he was showing signs of graying.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Do loony bins/state hospitals require the patients to get a haircut? Because I can see how that would cause Chris to have a meltdown. Also, just how gray is Chris' hair now? He's gone about seven months without a shitty dye job and even back in 2020 he was showing signs of graying.

The ones I've visited people in did not require a haircut.

 

[A-№1]

and only with a deputy escort.

That Chris would have to pay for himself. That's a common policy.

maybe Borb would have bought him a PVCC ring if they didn't MLW got a cut from the ring maker?

You probably have to have graduated as part of "class of" whatever year. With Chris, it wasn't so much a matter of graduating from PVCC as time served.

Do loony bins/state hospitals require the patients to get a haircut?

Only before their lobotomies.

But seriously, no. Most prisons don't even require it so long as the prisoners keep themselves generally clean and louse free. Also some religions have very strict rules about cutting hair (Sikhs for example) and state hospitals are not about to fuck with the first amendment with all the hungry lawyers about.

tl;dr: It's a hospital, not boot camp.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Chris'. Seriously Chris is deathly afraid of other slow-in-the-minds. I think for Chris; Deep down this is one of the very few things he can actually relate and self reflect on. Now no longer a window; he's living in his own personal hell. Becoming the very thing he so proudly touted he overcame. It'd be funny if it wasn't so depressing.

To be honest I've always wondered how much of that is him seeing himself for what he truly is and how much of that was Barb wanting to avoid the perceived shame of Chris being special being reinforced with him associating with other special needs people.

Ironically that attitude made Chris worse, as he wasn't able to develop a genuine friendship with people he could connect with leading him to overestimate his own abilities in the process, causing him far more problems than he realistically needed to deal with I'm not saying he would have been a good friend or found true love etc but he might have found a group he could have been better socialised and avoided a lot of situations he seriously struggled with.

 

[Skitterways]

Do loony bins/state hospitals require the patients to get a haircut? Because I can see how that would cause Chris to have a meltdown. Also, just how gray is Chris' hair now? He's gone about seven months without a shitty dye job and even back in 2020 he was showing signs of graying.

Generally: No.
It's story time! So a person was being admitted to a facility in PA that I worked at with long, dirty, matted hair. He was complaining of the bugs in his head. It was worse than lice, there were roaches in his hair. I remember the nursing staff telling me about shaving his head and as the locks hit the ground stomping on the scurrying bugs. The nurses were trying to catch the cut hair in plastic bags, but accidents happen. They also said they burned or bagged their clothes and shoes afterwards and disposed of them.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Ah, a classic Greek comedy. Bob and Borb wanted to stop him from being institutionalized in the nut house and by pretending and avoiding the problems. Their worst fears came to be. Or should I say, Chris'. Seriously Chris is deathly afraid of other slow-in-the-minds. I think for Chris; Deep down this is one of the very few things he can actually relate and self reflect on. Now no longer a window; he's living in his own personal hell. Becoming the very thing he so proudly touted he overcame. It'd be funny if it wasn't so depressing.

I mean I can understand where Chris is coming from but it's one of those things people don't say out loud since it's socially unacceptable and moreover the 'slow in the mind' individual can't help it but I'm sure many people feel uncomfortable when they're around screeching or flailing special needs people.

 

[King Kiwi]

Chris is the next of kin, followed by Cole, followed by David and Carol. Since Bob died first, Chris and Cole have the strongest claim to the inheritance, with Chris taking priority. If Barb dies with a will giving it all to Chris, then Cole is out of the picture.

If Barb is no longer there, Chris can certainly move back to the house with Barb's permission, but payments on the mortgage must continue. If Barb dies, Chris is free to inherit the house as long as he continues mortgage payments, which could be low enough that his tugboat could cover them, however Barb's other creditors, at least previously, had ~20k in debt that Chris would also be responsible for if he inherited the house. He would also have to make good on those payments to keep the house.

If Chris could secure a HCV, combined with his tugboat it could make mortgage payments and pay off the remaining debts on Barb's estate. Also, it looks like the homestead exemption in Virginia is now $25,000, so if they managed to get their outstanding mortgage debt to under $25k (VERY doubtful has they had closer to $75k last I heard), Barb's estate could declare bankruptcy and discharge all of her other debts, leaving Chris only responsible for the mortgage.

Of course all of this would require financial management that Chris does not possess, so someone else would have to set him up with it, and he would also have to not fuck it up. Realistically unless someone is seriously managing Chris, he will no longer be able to live at 14BC.

EDIT: Of course if Barb sells the house at Aunt Harriet's instruction, or if Aunt Harriet gets power of attorney, then Chris' wishes are completely null and void.

This entire internet is going to flip onto its head and spin the hell off a cliff if that mofo gets 14 BC after what he did.

And the entire world is going to implode if it turns out there was some will that Barb left Chris everything....

Popcorn and beer sound good.

Maybe a Coke and some Cheez-Its.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Something I mentioned before is that the way Chris writes looks like Comic Sans.

Also one may see from the handwriting alone that CWC is a fat, mentally ill, "virgin with rage"* man with the mind of a little kid.

*(prostitution and incest aside)

 

[The Fabian Strategy]

I've been fairly happy being me my whole life, but only after delving fairly deep into the whole Chris saga did I develop a new appreciation: Not being him or anyone like him. This life is a train wreck in the slowest motion.

 

[thegooddoctor]

I wonder if Chris still poops himself and if so, I ‘d hate to be the inmates in his shared cell. P.U

 

[Sharkbait]

I wonder if Chris still poops himself and if so, I ‘d hate to be the inmates in his shared cell. P.U

He doesn't have a cell mate.

 

[TayandYou]

He doesn't have a cell mate.

He didn't have a cellmate

We have no idea if he has one now in whatever shithole he ended up in

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

The state has placed you in charge of caring for Chris after examining your kiwi post history and deciding that you'd make an excellent tard wrangler. How do you monetize his autism and turn his retarded fantasies into a profitable business?

 

[I swear she's 18]

The state has placed you in charge of caring for Chris after examining your kiwi post history and deciding that you'd make an excellent tard wrangler. How do you monetize his autism and turn his retarded fantasies into a profitable business?

Simply giving Chris arts and crafts material is enough to be profitable. What you actually need to do is take your time and comb through, censor, and limit Chris' interactions. Stop him from frivolously and impulsively buying random crap, look out for A-Logs and weens, and make sure he doesn't say or do anything offensive. The issue is that, it'd probably not be Chris anymore. It's his random, uncensored, raw, no filter attitude that makes Chris interesting. I think a good comparison would be airsoft fatty when he had a manager and the aftermath really is depressing.

 

[Nointey]

I've been going through Christory, and now i have a massive question. Realistically, would it even be possible to have someone as documented and trolled as Chris chan again? Had he been born slighty later or earlier, he would likely not be known by us at all

Had he been born 20 years earlier (1962), he most likely would've been institutionalised or isolated
Had he been born 20 years later (2002), he would likely be left alone as weening is pretty much condemned in modern day except for certain circles

What do you guys think?

 

[TayandYou]

The state has placed you in charge of caring for Chris after examining your kiwi post history and deciding that you'd make an excellent tard wrangler. How do you monetize his autism and turn his retarded fantasies into a profitable business?

Let him do art and sell it. People buy shit from serial killers, people will buy shit from Chris.

I've been going through Christory, and now i have a massive question. Realistically, would it even be possible to have someone as documented and trolled as Chris chan again? Had he been born slighty later or earlier, he would likely not be known by us at all

Had he been born 20 years earlier (1962), he most likely would've been institutionalised or isolated
Had he been born 20 years later (2002), he would likely be left alone as weening is pretty much condemned in modern day except for certain circles

What do you guys think?

We will never have another Chris. There are people funnier, there are people more degenerate, there are bigger sickos, but none of them are Chris.