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Do you guys think Chris has retard strength?
Dude couldn't even break thin wooden sticks or barely tear cardboard in half when raging on camera and look at the holes he made in his wall when he was raging over MLP.
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He can't even punch a clean hole through drywall while raging over cartoon ponies.
 
New Letter in over 3 months. Unsurprisingly, it's from Kengle again.

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  • Mentions that where he was these past two months is top secret because of the legal system
  • Gives a biographical account of Barbara's life including some details of instances of how she was emotionally manipulative including some OMG details and notified his attorney of these details about Barbara
  • Still thinks he's Jesus Christ
  • Mentions Jacob Sockness cursed the country with Covid 19
  • References Cole Smithy
  • References WW3 Breaking Out
  • Says that now is not the time to make a LOLCOW wiki on anyone.
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EDIT: Letter's out now, and is it a doosy.

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I forget where I saw it but I once heard that one of Chris's letters involved a rant about how much he hated Islam? Did it actually happen, and if so can someone show me the letter?
 
I forget where I saw it but I once heard that one of Chris's letters involved a rant about how much he hated Islam? Did it actually happen, and if so can someone show me the letter?
Not “hated,” he just thinks it’s inferior to other religions.

Everyone who insisted Chris was at the hospital to get rid of his copes has learned a lesson in “that would be too good to be true.”
 
Do you think Chris would've been invited to participate in the creator clash that happened last night? What if he was invited to take part do you think he would've joined if they promised him money?
Who do you think he would've faced off against?
 
Not “hated,” he just thinks it’s inferior to other religions.

Everyone who insisted Chris was at the hospital to get rid of his copes has learned a lesson in “that would be too good to be true.”

I don't think he hates it at all. I mean, he compared it to Family Guy, and Chris likes Family Guy.
 
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"Yee-haw! I reckon it's time for Lol-Cow Roundup again."

- Kengle when Chris returned to the Jail of Fail?
I figured he'd do this, TBH. Kenneth has always had a reputation for just giving up when too much is asked of him, and then starting all over again months later. The whole replacement Null gig was not something he'd just abandon on the spot if Chris is still willing to provide milk.
 
On This Day in Christory on the CWCki today's anniversary is his video reciting the Song of Christian. Has he ever discussed why he got an F? I know it's a shitty poem but I feel like an F was a bit harsh. Did he not fulfill the requirements of the assignment, turn it in too late, etc? Or maybe too many video game references and not having a clear direction?
 
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Has he ever discussed why he got an F? I know it's a shitty poem but I feel like an F was a bit harsh. Did he not fulfill the requirements of the assignment, turn it in too late, etc? Or maybe too many video game references and not having a clear direction?
My guess is he disregarded instructions. If he followed the assignment he’d at least get a passing grade, even if the poem is technically shitty.
 
What was exactly lost in the fire or believed to be lost? With flames pouring out of the house it was believed to be a total loss but many items were salvaged, even though they were either smoke- or water-damaged, even the Sonic Totem.

While we know that Scamper perished from smoke inhalation, but we don't know what was destroyed. There's lots of "maybes", including the Clown Doll, the Autism Papers, and a few others.
 
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With flames pouring out of the house it was believed to be a total loss but many items were salvaged, even though they were either smoke- or water-damaged, even the Sonic Totem.
I thought someone bought the totem for almost a thousand dollars?
 
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