Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Pointless Sperg]

Random question: Why don't we have the Disagree, But I Still Love You reaction?

 

[A-№1]

Those cost a nice chunk of change. It seems unlikely someone who blows all their money the instant they get it would ever have that all at once.

Chris wouldn't be paying for it, obviously, but you never know to what extent weens will go with their daddys' credit cards.

A Robot Waifu Saga could be hilarious.

GFE appears to mean girlfriend experience

I figured it wasn't Good Faith Estimate. I guess it goes to show what google thinks my search preferences are.

It makes sense Chris would want that. He's always been far more into validation from being perceived as having sex than the sex itself. It's one of the reasons he couldn't help but blab about his "relationship" with Barbie-chan.

part of those blanket "No foreigners" ban signs on the places in Kabukichō are due to how central that place is in the middle of Tokyo + tons of tourist traffic, along with Japan's laws on prostitution and their worry about foreigners (esp. ones not fluent in the language) fucking up and turning what would be considered a legal act in Japan into an illegal one.

I could make a joke here about not wanting their women to realize how small Japanese men are compared to big foreign dicks, but I won't.

It's illegal to pay a stranger for PiV sex in Japan according to the letter of the law

What about TIV sex? I understand that's very popular over there.

If a foreigner is completely fluent, many places that say "no foreigners" can be convinced to make an exception.

It's a brothel, regardless of the technicalities. Brothels always make exceptions if enough money is offered.

Even someone like Chris could almost manage this -- he had Megan around for instance until he fucked it up.

That was then. This is now. I doubt Chris could manage it today.

then you'll have an incontinent crossdressing mentally ill man who thinks he is jesus christ going around to random men offering to suck their cocks for 20 dollars. this would only strengthen the argument that prostitution should remain illegal

I doubt it. There's no real need for a law prohibiting men from paying Chris for blowjobs for the same reason there's no need for a law against punching yourself in the balls. The crime itself would be the punishment.

Hey it's an honest living, probably the only honest living that Chris could manage to do.

Glass doesn't recoil in horror while being sorted.

 

[FinnSven]

It's for extremely lonely guys who can't get a girlfriend, but want the feeling of having one. They want to feel the security of having a partner and the emotional validation of being wanted. They're willing to pay a lot of money and suspend disbelief a bit to experience it.

If they don't fuck you, they're just a friend. That's pretty easy to get, just find one of those girls that is willing to hang out with losers in exchange for nice dinners and gifts. Or just don't be a complete loser and get a real friend. Even someone like Chris could almost manage this -- he had Megan around for instance until he fucked it up. A lot of girls are desperate for guy friends who won't try to fuck them, or give off vibes that they want to fuck them.

If they fuck you without the romantic experience, then they're just a whore. Find one in your price range and get your dick wet. Either guys who are just desperate to get laid do this, or guys who can get laid but don't want complications (the old "pay them not for the sex, pay them to go away afterward" trope).

But simulating an actual girlfriend is a tall order. There are not many who do it, and they charge accordingly.

EDIT: But even if Chris had the money for a GFE session, he wouldn't have enough money for it to be ongoing 24/7, but he'd try to make it happen anyway.

Just as an off topic interjection, not being satisfied with being friends with girls is a big reason lots of these lonely guys don’t get romantic girlfriends.

If nothing else, being friends with a girl means you get to meet her friends. Without being sexist people tend to have more friends of their own sex as a general rule.

Also, if people see you actually hanging out with someone other than lurking alone in a corner or with a group of equally awkward guys, they will find you more interesting.

I of course mean friends who are actually friends, not women who use their femininity to get stuff.
Hang out with them all the time and yes other women clock you as a loser or a creep.

Back on topic, yes if Chris paid for the girlfriend experience he would continue to harass the hooker long after he was out of money and most likely end up getting a kicking from her pimp.

Then he will take to the internet complaining that not even prostitutes are boyfriend free girls.

 

[FalkMariaSchlegel]

For a while I've been pondering on why the classic era of Chris (2007-'11) has such a large appeal to me, more so than any other era that came after it. And I've come to the conclusion that it pretty much boils down to the age I was in when it happened, meaning aged 3 to 7. It's such a surreal thing. Think about it: at the very same time I was, you know, attending Kindergarten/Primary School (occasional field trips included), watching my favorite kid shows (that being Spongebob and mostly british shows like Bob the builder or TTTE), watching the occasional Brickfilm on YouTube (mostly those by Michael Hickox and german YouTuber 69Freshvader69), and just generally doing all the things that kids in that age do...well...all of the Jimmy Hill, Clyde Cash, BlueSpike, Liquid Chris, Asperpedia and Surfshack Tito Sagas (to name only a few) were going on.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

For a while I've been pondering on why the classic era of Chris (2007-'11) has such a large appeal to me, more so than any other era that came after it. And I've come to the conclusion that it pretty much boils down to the age I was in when it happened, meaning aged 3 to 8. It's such a surreal thing. Think about it: at the very same time I was, you know, attending Kindergarten/Primary School (occasional field trips included), watching my favorite kid shows (that being Spongebob and mostly british shows like Bob the builder or TTTE), watching the occasional Brickfilm on YouTube (mostly those by Michael Hickox and german YouTuber 69Freshvader69), and just generally doing all the things that kids in that age do...well...all of the Jimmy Hill, Clyde Cash, BlueSpike, Liquid Chris, Asperpedia and Surfshack Tito Sagas (to name only a few) were going on.

I wonder if Chris would have even hit the internet mainstream* if it wasn’t for YouTube?

(*I mean comparatively speaking for a lolcow in that he’s in the general internet zeitgeist, not that he’s as well known as Johnny Depp or anything)

 

[PsychoNerd054]

I wonder if Chris would have even hit the internet mainstream* if it wasn’t for YouTube?

(*I mean comparatively speaking for a lolcow in that he’s in the general internet zeitgeist, not that he’s as well known as Johnny Depp or anything)

I don't think Chris got "mainstream" until after the Sonic Boom stuff, where his tantrums were on the news. Add to that him interacting with voice actors and internet celebrities, and the online coverage of his activities, and bam he's gotten a wider scope of people who know who he is.

 

[FalkMariaSchlegel]

I wonder if Chris would have even hit the internet mainstream* if it wasn’t for YouTube?

He probably still would have hit mainstream, sooner or later, just not as quick as on YouTube. I suppose this is a similar story to the Parappa the Rapper contest: If Chris wouldn't have lost to Adam S. he still would have lost to someone else.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

He probably still would have hit mainstream, sooner or later, just not as quick as on YouTube. I suppose this is a similar story to the Parappa the Rapper contest: If Chris wouldn't have lost to Adam S. he still would have lost to someone else.

But would the average person even care about him if there was no video footage of Chris?

Those YouTube documentary series would be a lot more dull without them for one thing but I guess as a counterpoint Andrew Dobson is pretty well known despite just drawing art and being dumb online.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

Today I looked up 14BC on Trulia. This is an actual screenshot.

 

[Kirby]

Today I looked up 14BC on Trulia. This is an actual screenshot.

Trulia gets their information from Zillow so it is likely someone claimed ownership of the house and gave it a custom description.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

For a while I've been pondering on why the classic era of Chris (2007-'11) has such a large appeal to me, more so than any other era that came after it. And I've come to the conclusion that it pretty much boils down to the age I was in when it happened, meaning aged 3 to 7. It's such a surreal thing. Think about it: at the very same time I was, you know, attending Kindergarten/Primary School (occasional field trips included), watching my favorite kid shows (that being Spongebob and mostly british shows like Bob the builder or TTTE), watching the occasional Brickfilm on YouTube (mostly those by Michael Hickox and german YouTuber 69Freshvader69), and just generally doing all the things that kids in that age do...well...all of the Jimmy Hill, Clyde Cash, BlueSpike, Liquid Chris, Asperpedia and Surfshack Tito Sagas (to name only a few) were going on.

You mean back when you were the same mental age as Chris?

 

[Hoodie]

imagine 14BLC actually being worth 200k

 

[FalkMariaSchlegel]

You mean back when you were the same mental age as Chris?

Kinda, BUT with one huge difference: my mental age euqualed my physical one (and it continues to ever since), which clearly cannot be said about Chris.

 

[NortonAntiVirus]

imagine 14BLC actually being worth 200k

Housing crisis is crazy enough kekw

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

imagine 14BLC actually being worth 200k

200k straight to the bank.

 

[Altera]

After chris lied to Nulls face and stole money from Barbs account Null had said that he was completely cutting chris off. When(if) chris is rendered homeless what are the chances that null will end up doing something to protect his favorite cow from the harsh realities if the street. And if he actually is going to cut off chris for good, how soon till some mastermind fag ween takes chris into his house and forces chris to write comics under duress like that one book.

 

[Nointey]

After chris lied to Nulls face and stole money from Barbs account Null had said that he was completely cutting chris off. When(if) chris is rendered homeless what are the chances that null will end up doing something to protect his favorite cow from the harsh realities if the street. And if he actually is going to cut off chris for good, how soon till some mastermind fag ween takes chris into his house and forces chris to write comics under duress like that one book.

If a ween were to take in Chris, I believe it will end up as Misery but the roles are swapped so that Chris becomes a carbon copy of Annie

Spoiler: Artists rendition of how it would go within the first month

"You dirty Troll, how COULD YOU!? He can't be dead, SONICHU CANNOT BE DEAD!"
"I DON'T WANT HIM DEAD. I WANT HIM, AND YOU MURDERED HIM!"
"SLIPPED AWAY, SLIPPED AWAY!? HE DIDN'T JUST SLIP AWAY, YOU DID IT, YOU DID IT, YOU DID IT!!!. YOU MURDERED MY SONICHU!"
"...I thought you were good Clyde, but you're not good. you're just another ol dirty dang troll."

 

[FalkMariaSchlegel]

After chris lied to Nulls face and stole money from Barbs account Null had said that he was completely cutting chris off.

To me it's pretty much a miracle Null even had the patience to stay in contact with Chris/be his acting manager (don't know how else to call it) as long as this. If I would have been in his position I certainly would have cut ties years ago, after, you know, Chris proving time and again that he's totallly unwilling to learn from any of his mistakes, I would have been like "Enough of your shit" and just leave Chris so he'd, once again, have to go and fetch for himself.

 

[Abowaffen]

Does anyone know what happened to Bob's first wife? Did she remarry? Is she still alive?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

If a ween were to take in Chris, I believe it will end up as Misery but the roles are swapped so that Chris becomes a carbon copy of Annie

Spoiler: Artists rendition of how it would go within the first month

"You dirty Troll, how COULD YOU!? He can't be dead, SONICHU CANNOT BE DEAD!"
"I DON'T WANT HIM DEAD. I WANT HIM, AND YOU MURDERED HIM!"
"SLIPPED AWAY, SLIPPED AWAY!? HE DIDN'T JUST SLIP AWAY, YOU DID IT, YOU DID IT, YOU DID IT!!!. YOU MURDERED MY SONICHU!"
"...I thought you were good Clyde, but you're not good. you're just another ol dirty dang troll."
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A ween living with Chris would hilarious, I wonder how many days it’d take for Chris to start demanding the ween sleeps on the couch instead of him?