Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Pointless Sperg]

A ween living with Chris would hilarious, I wonder how many days it’d take for Chris to start demanding the ween sleeps on the couch instead of him?

How many days would it take for Chris to demand they sleep in the same bed?

 

[Cold Root Beer]

I do wonder if the explosion in "popularity" of Chris (due to all the youtube videos) could mean that Chris is going to be targeted by more unstable, insane elements. Like, not just the weens, I'm talking crazies who are jealous of his "fame" and try to actually physically hurt/kill him. If we were betting cause of death, I'm currently 70% on "murdered by other crazy person", I dunno.

 

[FalkMariaSchlegel]

Does anyone know what happened to Bob's first wife? Did she remarry? Is she still alive?

Good question. The only Information about her given by the CWCki is that she was still alive at the time of Bob's passing, but that's it.

 

[SwanSwanson]

There's

For a while I've been pondering on why the classic era of Chris (2007-'11) has such a large appeal to me, more so than any other era that came after it. And I've come to the conclusion that it pretty much boils down to the age I was in when it happened, meaning aged 3 to 7. It's such a surreal thing. Think about it: at the very same time I was, you know, attending Kindergarten/Primary School (occasional field trips included), watching my favorite kid shows (that being Spongebob and mostly british shows like Bob the builder or TTTE), watching the occasional Brickfilm on YouTube (mostly those by Michael Hickox and german YouTuber 69Freshvader69), and just generally doing all the things that kids in that age do...well...all of the Jimmy Hill, Clyde Cash, BlueSpike, Liquid Chris, Asperpedia and Surfshack Tito Sagas (to name only a few) were going on.

The reason its so appealing is because there was much more activity to it and Chris Chans insanity was much less pronounced. With modern Chris the only content we were getting was just insane social media ramblings about a dimensional merge.

After chris lied to Nulls face and stole money from Barbs account Null had said that he was completely cutting chris off. When(if) chris is rendered homeless what are the chances that null will end up doing something to protect his favorite cow from the harsh realities if the street. And if he actually is going to cut off chris for good, how soon till some mastermind fag ween takes chris into his house and forces chris to write comics under duress like that one book.

There is a chance some degenerate takes Chris in, gets him addicted to hard drugs and uses that as leverage.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

With what has happened today, I wonder if Chris still wants to have a kid. I'm pretty sure his autistic brain would overload with his wants vs the leftists, whom he befriends, wants.

 

[Altera]

A ween living with Chris would hilarious, I wonder how many days it’d take for Chris to start demanding the ween sleeps on the couch instead of him?

Wake up in the middle if the night, Chris chan looming above you looking down onto you. Ask him what the fuck hes doing... he tells you your aura is damaged and he's going to heal you. Then he starts unzipping his jeans. Tell him to get the fuck out. Next morning when you go outside there's holes punched in all your drywall from where Chris tried to merge our dimensions.

But it's all worth it because chris finally wrote a new chapter. Flip it open to read and it's just 15 pages of Chris chan goddess sonichu beating the shit out of you and calling you a dirty troll possessed by the spirt of the day he graduated highschool.

W-worth.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Can we talk this horrifyingly electric green that they (Chris) decided to repaint their kitchen and 2nd floor hallway in?

It looks like mint green in the sunlight but as soon as electric lights hit it, it's hideous.

 

[Garbage.Theory]

Kinda, BUT with one huge difference: my mental age euqualed my physical one (and it continues to ever since), which clearly cannot be said about Chris.

As others have said, it was just a time of a more innocent Chris. You could kind of laugh at his nonsense and feel a little bad for him at the same time.
I’m an oldfag, a bit older than Chris and for me it went from “this guy is a moron but hey, we all make mistakes at this age” to just looking at him now and wondering what the fuck happened. I always assumed he would “grow up” but if anything he’s regressed. Now it’s just scary.

To me it's pretty much a miracle Null even had the patience to stay in contact with Chris/be his acting manager (don't know how else to call it) as long as this. If I would have been in his position I certainly would have cut ties years ago, after, you know, Chris proving time and again that he's totallly unwilling to learn from any of his mistakes, I would have been like "Enough of your shit" and just leave Chris so he'd, once again, have to go and fetch for himself.

I suspect that, being human, Null felt that he should try to give back a bit to this cow that had unwittingly fueled the Farms and given us all so much milk.

Mid-twenties Chris looked savable. The current iteration is again, scary

 

[Hogar Grupal]

Can we talk this horrifyingly electric green that they (Chris) decided to repaint their kitchen and 2nd floor hallway in?
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It looks like mint green in the sunlight but as soon as electric lights hit it, it's hideous.

I'm surprised Chris didn't go Blue/yellow. Unless he mixed the colors, and that was the result.

Chris proving time and again that he's totallly unwilling to learn from any of his mistakes, I would have been like "Enough of your shit" and just leave Chris so he'd, once again, have to go and fetch for himself.

If only Borb would've done that to Chris. But they had no confidence in him after their mainstreaming experiment failed post PVCC.

 

[PsychoNerd054]

Can we talk this horrifyingly electric green that they (Chris) decided to repaint their kitchen and 2nd floor hallway in?
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It looks like mint green in the sunlight but as soon as electric lights hit it, it's hideous.

Now the whole house has that ugly yellow tint from the classic era videos.

 

[Ophelia]

I guess it depends what Chris was after

Does this girlfriend/prostitute also clean, give Chris money, and tell him he’s a special little guy? We call those “fuckmommys” and really wish Chris hadn’t taken it so literally.

A Robot Waifu Saga could be hilarious.

You know those have to be cleaned, yes? Cause a lot of the people who purchase them don’t.

Just as an off topic interjection, not being satisfied with being friends with girls is a big reason lots of these lonely guys don’t get romantic girlfriends.

If nothing else, being friends with a girl means you get to meet her friends. Without being sexist people tend to have more friends of their own sex as a general rule.

Also, if people see you actually hanging out with someone other than lurking alone in a corner or with a group of equally awkward guys, they will find you more interesting.

Another benefit is these days women like to date men who can be vouched for by their girl friends. “George is great. He’s not secretly a child molester who wanks to trans hitler porn” gets all the pussy. Additionally, “George won’t attack you if you want to break up” is as valuable as “Sheila won’t pretend you raped her if you decide to break up.”

With what has happened today, I wonder if Chris still wants to have a kid. I'm pretty sure his autistic brain would overload with his wants vs the leftists, whom he befriends, wants.

What Chris Wants is always the most important thing in Chris’s universe. He would just consider them Wrong and continue pursuing what he wants.

Now the whole house has that ugly yellow tint from the classic era videos.

And it all circles back…

 

[Hogar Grupal]

What Chris Wants is always the most important thing in Chris’s universe. He would just consider them Wrong and continue pursuing what he wants.

I hope he gets shunned ironically by the people who protect him.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

As others have said, it was just a time of a more innocent Chris. You could kind of laugh at his nonsense and feel a little bad for him at the same time.
I’m an oldfag, a bit older than Chris and for me it went from “this guy is a moron but hey, we all make mistakes at this age” to just looking at him now and wondering what the fuck happened. I always assumed he would “grow up” but if anything he’s regressed. Now it’s just scary.

That's something that gets me about Chris. There were so many opportunities to get better, but he never seized them. Basically every time a major saga ended was a great time to dip out from the trolls and the Internet, and try to make something of himself. The best opportunity being Rollin' and Trollin' in which he at least put up the façade of normalcy. Every time I watch that video I lose it a little bit, because it's a window in what could have been a much better life for Chris than what he has for himself now. Heck, back around 2013-2015 he was doing fine enough selling Sonichu art on Ebay, but he didn't stick to it. I blame in part his parents because Bob told him being on his tugboat would be better for him than working a job and deprived him of developing a good work ethic and Barb did her damnedest to stunt him so he would never be fully independent. Chris is ultimately responsible for going down the path he has, but damn it if I wish he choose even just a slightly better path. Nothing major, just a path in which he doesn't do his own mom. Is that too much to ask?

 

[Garbage.Theory]

That's something that gets me about Chris. There were so many opportunities to get better, but he never seized them. Basically every time a major saga ended was a great time to dip out from the trolls and the Internet, and try to make something of himself. The best opportunity being Rollin' and Trollin' in which he at least put up the façade of normalcy. Every time I watch that video I lose it a little bit, because it's a window in what could have been a much better life for Chris than what he has for himself now. Heck, back around 2013-2015 he was doing fine enough selling Sonichu art on Ebay, but he didn't stick to it. I blame in part his parents because Bob told him being on his tugboat would be better for him than working a job and deprived him of developing a good work ethic and Barb did her damnedest to stunt him so he would never be fully independent. Chris is ultimately responsible for going down the path he has, but damn it if I wish he choose even just a slightly better path. Nothing major, just a path in which he doesn't do his own mom. Is that too much to ask?

Not fucking your own mother is a bar so low that it’s easier to step over it than scuttle under and yet, here we are.

But no, I agree. Part of the mystique of classic Chris was his ability to fall for the same stuff over and over again. I tend to chalk it up to loneliness. I think between not getting any job and having a clingy mother he was just desperate for any kind of human connection.
He’s not that disabled. Certainly not disabled enough that a special school couldn’t teach him how to recognize his disability and fit into society just a little. He might have ended up the friendly weirdo who cleans up after work and likes Pokémon a lot, but he would have had friends, people protective of him and maybe even a girlfriend or two. Ok job, subsidized housing, all that stuff.

Hell, I’d say that was an ok possibility up until the tomboy sagas. He could have walked away, gone to some adult classes, gotten a small job, and yeah, he might have to tell future employers that he had an internet history, but there are places that hire actual felons. Some internet weirdo isn’t going to turn every employer off.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Not fucking your own mother is a bar so low that it’s easier to step over it than scuttle under and yet, here we are.

But no, I agree. Part of the mystique of classic Chris was his ability to fall for the same stuff over and over again. I tend to chalk it up to loneliness. I think between not getting any job and having a clingy mother he was just desperate for any kind of human connection.
He’s not that disabled. Certainly not disabled enough that a special school couldn’t teach him how to recognize his disability and fit into society just a little. He might have ended up the friendly weirdo who cleans up after work and likes Pokémon a lot, but he would have had friends, people protective of him and maybe even a girlfriend or two. Ok job, subsidized housing, all that stuff.

Hell, I’d say that was an ok possibility up until the tomboy sagas. He could have walked away, gone to some adult classes, gotten a small job, and yeah, he might have to tell future employers that he had an internet history, but there are places that hire actual felons. Some internet weirdo isn’t going to turn every employer off.

I agree. If Chris had something to get him out of the house and off the Internet like a job, he would have been loads better off. Aside from Chris himself, Barb Chandler is definitely the person most responsible for why Chris is what he is today. I still can't get over how she threatened suicide if Chris went out for the weekend to some anime convention.

The tomboy saga also sticks out to me as being pretty odd. I know Chris had dressed in his mother's underwear, expressed some thought on gender that fell like foreshadowing in hindsight, and wore a sports bra after Kacey encouraged him to do so during the Liquid saga, but it still felt like it came on pretty suddenly. He just start prancing around in skirts one day and we don't have any record of any troll encouraging him to go full bore with wearing women's clothing or anything of that nature. It feels like he just woke up one day and decided to do that, and that's pretty jarring when you observe a creature of habit like Classic Chris.

 

[Garbage.Theory]

I agree. If Chris had something to get him out of the house and off the Internet like a job, he would have been loads better off. Aside from Chris himself, Barb Chandler is definitely the person most responsible for why Chris is what he is today. I still can't get over how she threatened suicide if Chris went out for the weekend to some anime convention.

The tomboy saga also sticks out to me as being pretty odd. I know Chris had dressed in his mother's underwear, expressed some thought on gender that fell like foreshadowing in hindsight, and wore a sports bra after Kacey encouraged him to do so during the Liquid saga, but it still felt like it came on pretty suddenly. He just start prancing around in skirts one day and we don't have any record of any troll encouraging him to go full bore with wearing women's clothing or anything of that nature. It feels like he just woke up one day and decided to do that, and that's pretty jarring when you observe a creature of habit like Classic Chris.

I suspect that the online trans community, pretty much recruits the same was weird right wing groups do. Find a lonely person, listen to them talk about their problems and then suggest that maybe they are one of them. Given Chris’ past homophobia and casual racism, I suspect either side could have recruited him easily. I think his interests being in MLP and pokemon led him more down the troon pipeline than the incel one, but that’s really it.

Basically i suspect someone was “behind it” but not a ween or a troll, just the fringe troon egg crackers.

 

[Ophelia]

I hope he gets shunned ironically by the people who protect him.

The only people who have protected Chris are trolls like Null and random acts of kindness from those who don’t know him well.

It feels like he just woke up one day and decided to do that, and that's pretty jarring when you observe a creature of habit like Classic Chris.

Chris was never comfortable or happy being a male. He saw an out and he took it. No one made him do it and it wasn’t much of a surprise to some of us.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

The only people who have protected Chris are trolls like Null and random acts of kindness from those who don’t know him well.

Granted. However the people who don't know him well need a reality check.

 

[SwanSwanson]

With what has happened today, I wonder if Chris still wants to have a kid. I'm pretty sure his autistic brain would overload with his wants vs the leftists, whom he befriends, wants.

Chris just wants to go home at this point

 

[Glowie]

Has anyone noticed slight similarity with Hugo the troll and Chris?