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Autism Speaks

Autism needs to shut the fuck up because they all sounds like tards.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Has Chris ever gotten into serious trouble in public school for acting out, outside of the Greene County thing?

He fought someone on the school bus, which resulted in him getting transferred to the special ed. bus.

Kacey: Well, I mean, OK, have you ever started a physical fight, like you accuse other boys of doing? [pause]

Chris: Yeah, I can honestly say I have not started a physical fight, even though I was physically beat on myself a few times in my life.

Kacey: Did you swing back? I mean, did you do anything? [pause]

Chris: Yeah, I did fi-I did fight back. [pause]

Kacey: When? Like, do you know of a time when you did that?

Chris: Oh, yeah. Yeah. I know this one-yeah, I know the one time when on the scho-on the… uh… school bus, on the way home. It’s like, you know, I was a constant-I was, like, in constant... you know, I was sitting in the front seat of the bus, and this guy was sitting across the aisle, in the front seat as well… and uh… it’s like, you know, we were in constant competition with each other, and then when he… and then-and one of those times, when he really wanted to really get the jump on me and be the first out of the bus… it’s like, you know… yeah, he gave me-he gave me a physical… hit in the… hit in the-I don’t remember exactly where. But, yeah-but, yeah. Then I pun-then I punched back and then… and then… a couple more punches and then… he kno-he punched me so hard in the face, it knocked my glasses off. He knocked my glasses off! [pause]

Kacey: Well, did you bleed?

Chris: Yes, I did bleed.

Kacey: Like, from your nose or something? Or your lip?

Chris: Yeah, I had a few bleed spots from my face. I think-yeah, I had a nosebleed.

Kacey: What did your parents do? O-or was that when they took you off the bus and put you on the short bus?

Chris: That was when-right after that happened, they took me off the regular bus and they put me on the stupid handicapped bus.

In his Negative Life Events list, he mentioned these incidents (the first one probably refers to middle school):

- Dragged to Principal's office by the ankles for something I did.

- Manchester High School: Mrs, Laurie Jones emptied my locker; I felt violated and squirmed on the floor.

 

[Pikonic]

- Manchester High School: Mrs, Laurie Jones emptied my locker; I felt violated and squirmed on the floor.

That locker event gets me everytime. Id love to travel back in time and watch a teacher try to nicely explain to Chris that he needs to take his stuff home (possibly for the summer, or because he had so much shit in there it needed to be cleaned) as he convulses and rolls around on the floor, possibly moaning and crying.

 

[MrRenegadeRooster]

How has Chris reacted on the announcement of the Sonic movie? He mention it or hear about it yet?

Edit: Also Is Christines hair Green because he died it or, is it the more likely it hasn't been washed in an ungodly amount of time?

 

[Vault Boy]

How has Chris reacted on the announcement of the Sonic movie? He mention it or hear about it yet?

Edit: Also Is Christines hair Green because he died it or, is it the more likely it hasn't been washed in an ungodly amount of time?

He dyed it blue to go with a MLP cosplay last Summer. He fucked up with the dye, and given how rarely the lazy bastard showers, his negligence has turned the hair into that sickly-green color. I think that the hair is unsalvageable at this point, and it would be wise of Chris to shave it all off and start wearing a wig.

 

[Ravenor]

It's become much more blatant in the last couple of years, but he used to talk about how he didn't really like men apart from himself and Bob. It's only since he really got into the Tomgirl bullshit that he's become militant about it. I think using "male" as an insult appeared c.2014.

I have often wondered if that hate is because men where always authority figures to him that wouldn't put up with his shit or pander to the special kid as often as a woman would, or possibly could if he was having a tantrum.

 

[Marvin]

I have often wondered if that hate is because men where always authority figures to him that wouldn't put up with his shit or pander to the special kid as often as a woman would, or possibly could if he was having a tantrum.

Women and men can both be cruel as shit. It's just that women are cruel more by being catty, which flies over Chris' head. The guys were telling Chris he was a faggot to his face, which hurt his feelings. The women were calling him a faggot behind his back and laughing at him. Chris probably just thought he told a funny joke.

 

[Ravenor]

Women and men can both be cruel as shit. It's just that women are cruel more by being catty, which flies over Chris' head. The guys were telling Chris he was a faggot to his face, which hurt his feelings. The women were calling him a faggot behind his back and laughing at him. Chris probably just thought he told a funny joke.

Very true I posted that last one in haste so I'll elaborate.

What I meant to say was this hate seemed to start around the period of time Chris was in high school, from the sounds of things and the Green County Conspiracy he already wasn't a fan of school, and when he got to High School this was a big shock to him and the teachers more likely to put up with him where women and the ones more likely to discipline him where male, there is this odd split in education where women are more likely to be early years, teachers than men in secondary education it's about a 70/30 split of women an men then in further education it's a roughly 50/50 split but adult special needs tends to favour women, there is also a odd split with women taking more shit from students than men at all ages but it's also muddied by the subject being taught with men preferring the more practical skill's or less popular classes * (your more likely to find a man teaching Design Technology / Wood Working an metal work than you are English, Cookery or Art say but in some subjects it's split in roughly the same ratio for the age group).

Chris wasn't happy with this change of events he just wanted to do his own thing and had less of a chance to do so, mix that with general teenage pecking order / rampaging hormones and this could really stress out some one who wasn't all that together in the first place (hell it even breaks normal teenagers at times) like Chris was oblivious like you said to off handed sarcastic humour but the more direct insults he was able to catch and understand came from guy's, combine that with male teachers being less willing to put up with him gradually turned into what we see today, the problem is for people like Chris (and Phil now that I think about it) when they don't like something they take it to the illogical extreme with a few exceptions for people they know and like be it family or one or two "friends" they have, they don't realise that for the most part this is a normal and rather short period of time people are like this and most people are not dick heads in perpetuity no he learned his lesson that all men bar a very select few are jerks, this has only been reinforced over recent years women saying they have a boyfriend, Security in shops that he's banned from, his main trolls have always been men (as in our hero in the pickle suit, Clyde & Tito etc).

*=My source for this is I currently have 4 teachers in my family who all talk about this subject who reference the TES about this issue regularly, and a local business group I am part of that used a government survey about the gender split in teaching as part of a campaign to diversify the teaching of some subjects.

 

[milkshark]

Chris' Lovequest is currently in a coma, on life support. The chances of Chris finding a partner are so fucking bleak at the moment that he's actually resorted to having strictly platonic female friendships that will never result in sexual activity. Perhaps this is as it should be. Chris is most likely terminally undateable, having far too many shortcomings and nothing but a bent to offer a romantic partner. Countless times over the years Chris has expressed his desire for a mate who met a laundry list of qualifications. This is a common occurrence for white men Chris' age with little to offer, they still expect a partner that matches up to their attraction to the women they watch on TV and in porn. Some of these guys are willing to take the overweight Twilight loving girl who works checkout at the local Walmart. Maybe that Twilight fan loves to suck dick, and when the lights are out it doesn't matter that her face looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man's.

So should Chris chuck that list of qualifiers out for good? Should he look for somebody that's just as pathetic as he is? Do you think there's somebody who actually would want to live with Chris at 14BC and have a sexually intimate relationship with him? Is there any chance that Chris will ever get the beautiful, perfect woman he's been asking for all of these years?

 

[ZombieFromWork]

Does this really need its own thread?

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Chris should kill himself.

 

[Petronella]

Should he look for somebody that's just as pathetic as he is?

That's not possible.

Do you think there's somebody who actually would want to live with Chris at 14BC and have a sexually intimate relationship with him? Is there any chance that Chris will ever get the beautiful, perfect woman he's been asking for all of these years?

No.
/thread

 

[Not-NiGHTS]

He's not going to. That's the thing.

 

[SuperJ]

No. He should definitely keep aiming for a good looking, wealthy lesbian who doesn't have a problem being with a shut-in girlfriend with a bent duck. It's worked so well for him. He just needs to hold out hope for a little longer.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Basic points.
- Chris will never be disabused of the notion that he deserves the hottest, smartest, richest woman in the world. So he will never lower his standards.
- In reality, his standards are non-existent. He will take what he can get. He doesn't actually care as long as she has a functioning vagina, and it seems likely that he can't actually tell what constitutes beauty anyway.
- But it doesn't matter, because he won't ever do anything to actually make himself attractive. And he will continue to believe that there are hundreds of women waiting to ride his bent duck if he can find the right cheat code until the day he dies, four years from now in a hoard collapse.

 

[Milktheturtle]

he's actually resorted to having strictly platonic female friendships that will never result in sexual activity

We actually dont know that,Chris is recently more focused on money,vidya and wanting a new PS4,so that's probably why we dont hear about it so much ,Chris hardly changes over the years,he still probably wants china,he's just not showing it like he used to.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I have often wondered if that hate is because men where always authority figures to him that wouldn't put up with his shit or pander to the special kid as often as a woman would, or possibly could if he was having a tantrum.

I think this is part of it. The impression I get is that when he was growing up, Bob was the one who'd try to get him to do stuff and tell him off when he fucked up, while Barb indulged him most of the time in the hope that he'd never abandon her like that awful Cole.

 

[John Daker]

Chris should wait and get a true and honest supermodel before he sires Crystal

 

[trueandhonestfan]

Should he? Yes. Will he? No. Do we need this thread? No. We know he won't lower his standards, and we know nobody's going to go out with him other than a troll.

 

[Ravenor]

I think this is part of it. The impression I get is that when he was growing up, Bob was the one who'd try to get him to do stuff and tell him off when he fucked up, while Barb indulged him most of the time in the hope that he'd never abandon her like that awful Cole.

I think that's part of it, but Chris liked Bob so he was more willing to do something he didn't want to do, because Bob would ask him over and over till it was done and a little bit out of respect for Bob.

I have a unpopular theory that Barb only kept Chris around because it kept Bob around at first, once it became obvious lil'Chris wasn't quite normal it almost "trapped" him for lack of a better term, I know he got divorced once before but he was younger then and was a little enamored that a younger woman was into him at first, then came the Woop's moment of OPL's conception and Bob thought bugger here we go again, Barb still hat Cole at home during that period of time but he was more of a normal kid, once Chris was born and his deficiencies became obvious Bob was locked into the relation ship and Barb was less nut's, over time Barb realised that OPL might make quite the useful helper monkey later in life at some point and fear'd "Empty Nest Syndrome".

Scootch forward 10 years Bob's living on his own with Chris obestnsably "For the Boy's Education" He and Chris seemed happy if oblivious while Barb stewed in her own juices Chris finishes school and Bob's retired so they move back in together as a family, to Bob by this point OPL is a bit of a embarrassment, and he's moved back in with that women he's in a loveless marriage with, but he owns the house and he's to old to do anything about it now so he's resigned to what he thinks is his fate.

In Bob an & Chris's absence Barb's taken to "collecting", starting in a minor way he or they write it off as "We'll I have my Vinyl, Chris has his Sonic stuff who am I to judge, and not wanting to argue over the stack of stuff she just brought home".. over time this turned into Bob having a single room of his own, that he essentially lived in, and OPL's room being the only places not consumed by Barbs collecting.

By this point Bob didn't care any more, he wanted to live what time he had left in peace his kid's from the first marrige didn't want to talk to him, his ex-wife wast interested, his current wife was a mistake and his youngest son was anything but normal but he loved him non the less even if the ment mindless chats about kiddy toys and eventually setting him up with the tugboat.

In his final day's Bob was just resigned, he hadn't ended his life on a high note he's sitting in a room with a impressive if obscure music collection, a wife who didn't really care for him and a son who he loved but was a mistake. that caused more trouble in the end but it was his son and he loved him non the less, and his "wifes" collecting got him a bunch of insect bites didn't help non either.

Given all that, I couldn't help feel for Bob he tried to do everything right but towards the end he just stoically took it.