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Now that's what I mean by quantifiable. But where do you derive that it's no longer bent? Did he say that at some point?His duck is nearly seven inches (and also no longer bent)
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Now that's what I mean by quantifiable. But where do you derive that it's no longer bent? Did he say that at some point?His duck is nearly seven inches (and also no longer bent)
Issues:I am bored so I decided to write down the total number of issues/hangups/red flags a sweetheart would need to overlook to date Chris. Then I decided to do the opposite. This list is somewhat prioritized with the most important items at the top. I also tried to make this list objective and not open for interpretation (e.g. his attitude, intelligence, and creepiness is harder to quantify).
Issues/hangups/red flags with dating Chris:
Benefits of dating Chris:
- Autistic
- Transgender
- Reputation (famous internet lolcow)
- Childish (Legos, My Little Pony)
- Ugly
- Obese lifestyle
- Poor
- Jobless
- Refuses to work (demands to be stay-at-home spouse)
- Lives with mom (as a 34 year old)
- Criminal Record (GamePlace & GameStop)
- No real friends
- Credit card debt
- Poor familial relations
Please feel free to add to both lists.
- Tugboat (guaranteed income)
- Assets (14BL)
At least we have a name for it!Has anyone else noticed how Chris licks his lips when he's stressed out?
I first noticed it here at 2:22 years ago and have spotted it in a lot of videos since, including yesterday's video just before he says no-one got him the PS4. Like his mouth detected the oncoming stress before his mind did.
I call it "the Autistic Lip-Lick".
Does anyone agree that this is a pattern? I'd make a compilation video but I just don't have time.
Issues:I am bored so I decided to write down the total number of issues/hangups/red flags a sweetheart would need to overlook to date Chris. Then I decided to do the opposite. This list is somewhat prioritized with the most important items at the top. I also tried to make this list objective and not open for interpretation (e.g. his attitude, intelligence, and creepiness is harder to quantify).
Issues/hangups/red flags with dating Chris:
Benefits of dating Chris:
- Autistic
- Transgender
- Reputation (famous internet lolcow)
- Childish (Legos, My Little Pony)
- Ugly
- Obese lifestyle
- Poor
- Jobless
- Refuses to work (demands to be stay-at-home spouse)
- Lives with mom (as a 34 year old)
- Criminal Record (GamePlace & GameStop)
- No real friends
- Credit card debt
- Poor familial relations
Please feel free to add to both lists.
- Tugboat (guaranteed income)
- Assets (14BL)
This is probably an old question, but why does CWC feel the need to emphasize words in writing (via the random and varying degrees of capitalization) in the first place? Is it because he's projecting an inability to determine the tone of writing without it onto others?
Is Chris allowed to earn money while he receives money from the gov?
He's not cheating the welfare office because he's not receiving anything in excess of what he should. He's dodging accountability at most.Yes, but only if reports it properly (which likely means he would have to hire some sort of accountant since he is self-employed).
You can earn up to a certain amount if you report it properly (this is generally done if you are disabled but work part-time to earn some extra cash).
So the answer in this case is no because of the following:
- Chris does not report his earnings to the welfare office
- Chris does not pay taxes on his earnings and does not report anything to the IRS
If he was to report everything properly and pay his taxes and earn under the threshold of X amount (which is something like 800) he would be perfectly fine with keeping his tugboat in addition to the profits from his etsy business.
As it stands he is both cheating the welfare system by not reporting his business and the IRS by tax evasion (which are both likely criminal offences).
Does the Government care about his small etsy shop enough to bust him? Likely not.
At most they'd just collect what they're owed. In the case of welfare, Chris owes $0. And I don't know what he'd owe the IRS. It's not likely that he'd get audited.
CWCville doesn't die when he dies, but without the perfect hero, the trolls and villains will take over (and make it a better place).
Chris is freezing the navy in anticipation of getting de-ducked.I can see the Tomgirl saga ending in a year or so.
Chris is getting tired of playing pretend (cryonavy and lack of pitched voice are proofs) and is balding at a fast rate.
He also failed to obtain china this way, despite his efforts.