Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Debbie Macomber]

People say Chris is the most documented person in history, but I'm not so sure.

A lot of information may have been compiled on Chris, but these days, everyone has a birth certificate, baby pictures, school assignments, bills, and thousands upon thousands of facebook/twitter/posts and texts and emails. Chris has made a lot of videos of himself, but these days, he's probably had less total out put than a 13 year old who makes TikToks everyday.

In truth, facebook and google probably sell just as many terabytes of data on you. Chris just happens to be the person whose data has been paid the most attention to by the public at large.

 

[GumballFapper]

Kengle essentially deprived us of all new milkies from Chris, just because he decided he'd "own" Sonichu to teach Chris a lesson about being the insensitive manchild he's always been. And yet he's still being expected to be written to, like a tard.

Thanks as always, Kengle.

He never sent out the excommunication letter, instead he sent a very cucked out version days later where he just says that he will continue the story but chris will remain the owner

People say Chris is the most documented person in history, but I'm not so sure.

That's just a meme, it's not true.
For instance Robert Shields has a diary where he documented his life every 5 minutes and then published it. In the same wikipedia page you can see the info about many other people who documented a lot about their own personal life. We know tons of embarrassing info about him, but chris isn't that documented and there are many things that are still in the dark regarding him

 

[PsychoNerd]

He never sent out the excommunication letter, instead he sent a very cucked out version days later where he just says that he will continue the story but chris will remain the owner

That is partly true, that also he sent Chris another letter, which was more cucked than the last, but the letter he sent still told Chris "You can only work on the comic quiety in the background, but we still technically own it". Both letters also told Chris that he cannot "represent" the comics, either. In other words, no Kengle still didn't want Chris to "own" it, Kengle had all of the creative control over the reboot now.

https://twitter.com/OnionfarmsMedia/status/1561909813503635456/photo/2

People say Chris is the most documented person in history, but I'm not so sure.

A lot of information may have been compiled on Chris, but these days, everyone has a birth certificate, baby pictures, school assignments, bills, and thousands upon thousands of facebook/twitter/posts and texts and emails. Chris has made a lot of videos of himself, but these days, he's probably had less total out put than a 13 year old who makes TikToks everyday.

In truth, facebook and google probably sell just as many terabytes of data on you. Chris just happens to be the person whose data has been paid the most attention to by the public at large.

I think this is a result of people not being able to tell the different between publicity and knowing his whole personal life extensively. Not even the CWCki has every single detail about what goes on in Chris's life, only the stuff that he himself claimed went on, what family members claimed went on, or stuff that he publically broadcasted himself. We still don't even know for certain if he got the honor roll like he claims (whether you think he did or didn't is besides the point.).

 

[Jon Osterman]

People say Chris is the most documented person in history, but I'm not so sure.

A lot of information may have been compiled on Chris, but these days, everyone has a birth certificate, baby pictures, school assignments, bills, and thousands upon thousands of facebook/twitter/posts and texts and emails. Chris has made a lot of videos of himself, but these days, he's probably had less total out put than a 13 year old who makes TikToks everyday.

I don't know many people who have willingly given up that they're incontinent and get UTIs regularly. Zoomers may spam social media with posts, but all the info they'll give away is pretty surface level compared to the depths of knowledge on Chris. That's not to say that Chris is legitimately the most documented human, and you probably can find more on a lot of idiot kids nowadays, but what you can find on Chris is a lot deeper than just he ate ice cream on a certain day.
As a side note don't forget that Chris also posted a lot on social media.

 

[SwanSwanson]

Why does it need to be a woman?

Chris will be more forthcoming with a woman

 

[Ophelia]

Chris will be more forthcoming with a woman

But anyone can claim to be a woman and he won’t know the difference.

 

[Broseph]

Why didn't Bob and/or Barb walk into the kitchen to ask Chris what's going on when they heard him screaming "I AM A HOMO!!" and "Billy Mays is the mayor of Cwcville!" during the BlueSpike incident?

 

[AnOminous]

Why didn't Bob and/or Barb walk into the kitchen to ask Chris what's going on when they heard him screaming "I AM A HOMO!!" and "Billy Mays is the mayor of Cwcville!" during the BlueSpike incident?

Probably they were so used to him screaming and yelling and acting like a retard that they didn't even react until it started affecting them directly.

 

[Jon Osterman]

Why didn't Bob and/or Barb walk into the kitchen to ask Chris what's going on when they heard him screaming "I AM A HOMO!!" and "Billy Mays is the mayor of Cwcville!" during the BlueSpike incident?

It took three phones and the possibilities Chris would kill himself for Bob to walk in, so they were clearly used to Chris throwing fits. They had heard the boy cry wolf too many times, and didn't want to deal with walking all the way up to the kitchen just to see Chris yelling into a camera.

 

[thegooddoctor]

I don’t know how controversial an opinion this is but I feel Chris never really loved women or really cared about sex, what Chris wanted more than anything else was to live out his fantasy days of high school through his love quest. Back in the late 90s early 2000s women were the only people to ever be superficially’nice’ to him, even though it’s proven they were ‘hired’ help countless times. Chris then idolised this idea of getting laid for years on end which he expressed with his colossal simping, grasping at the straws of social approval.

 

[DrNow]

I just wish he was around to weigh in on Drop Kiwi Farms. Even that Sinseer dude might not be able to handle Chris levels of crazy. They'd be kind of compelled to keep him around as a 'neurodivergent transwoman'.

 

[FamicomGorby]

BRING CHRIS HOME NOW!

Probably best for Chris to be forcibly removed from the internet as long as possible, but I still want him out in the wild to cause a ruckus in the world. Maybe finally go visit Ethan Ralph in Mexico so he can try his excellent spanish skills out on a local cartel member.

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

Will this subforum survive this/next year? Now with the hard content drought and the fact that Null cut ties with Chris and hates anything CWC adjacent, it doesn't seem like it has any bright future to me.

 

[Ass Johnson]

Will this subforum survive this/next year? Now with the hard content drought and the fact that Null cut ties with Chris and hates anything CWC adjacent, it doesn't seem like it has any bright future to me.

Unless something major happens and it involves Chris regaining internet access, it seems like the well has run dry, unfortunately. His next review hearing isn't until August and he's gone dark since the grand jury shit.

 

[themarchivist2]

I got in contact with Praetor out of curiosity and learned something interesting:

This confirms that Chris is still sending letters, so he's almost definitely still in jail. This also means that he likely hasn't sent any letters to anyone other than Praetor in almost three months now, which implies to me that the jail has somehow managed to block his mail to anyone outside of a whitelist (we all know Chris sure as hell couldn't shut up to that degree on his own).

 

[Debbie Macomber]

At this point, the only way to cure Chris would be to straight up use the Ludovico Technique to make him suffer and vomit every time he says or thinks the words Sonichu, Cwcville, Goddess, or Dimensional Merge

 

[Jon Osterman]

I got in contact with Praetor out of curiosity and learned something interesting:
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This confirms that Chris is still sending letters, so he's almost definitely still in jail. This also means that he likely hasn't sent any letters to anyone other than Praetor in almost three months now, which implies to me that the jail has somehow managed to block his mail to anyone outside of a whitelist (we all know Chris sure as hell couldn't shut up to that degree on his own).

Praetor's response is horribly worded so this could be wrong, but are they saying that they're the ones who's keeping Chris from sending mail? They say that "We have to", not that the jail is blocking the mail so the case is easier.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I just wish he was around to weigh in on Drop Kiwi Farms. Even that Sinseer dude might not be able to handle Chris levels of crazy. They'd be kind of compelled to keep him around as a 'neurodivergent transwoman'.

honestly i would love to see how chris would of handled the whole ordeal. i could imagine him trying to play victim only to mess it up and some how get made into some form of secret kiwi spy whos just been deep undercover this whole time or whatever.

 

[Punished Lobsterchu]

Chris is lazy and a trash fire even these freaks don't want to handle. Plus we have actually been nothing but sympathetic towards Chris up until the mother fucking saga. He'd have nothing all that bad to say about us.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I don’t know how controversial an opinion this is but I feel Chris never really loved women or really cared about sex, what Chris wanted more than anything else was to live out his fantasy days of high school through his love quest. Back in the late 90s early 2000s women were the only people to ever be superficially’nice’ to him, even though it’s proven they were ‘hired’ help countless times. Chris then idolised this idea of getting laid for years on end which he expressed with his colossal simping, grasping at the straws of social approval.

Not sure if it’s still a thing but a guy losing his virginity was a status symbol in media (Beavis and Butthead/American Pie style media) and somewhat true IRL too for high school aged teens and to be called a virgin was basically the past version of calling someone an incel.

So since Chris is and was obsessed with media it probably was one of the reasons he got fixated on it, plus more importantly it must have really punctured his ego that he wasn’t considered desirable by women when he himself has an ludicrously high opinion of himself.

But basically I agree that getting laid was more about Chris‘s ego than anything else.