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Marvin said:
Any reconciliation he's referring to is her just saying something like "... fine, we're cool, just stop talking to me..." I'm guessing.
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I figured it was most likely something like this.

I like how Chris says he can tell the email messages are coming from an impostor though. He's shown himself to be really poor at impostoring others, yet he expects that they will fall for it; somehow I don't expect him to be too great at determining others' impostorous natures lol
 
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I like how Chris says he can tell the email messages are coming from an impostor though. He's shown himself to be really poor at impostoring others, yet he expects that they will fall for it; somehow I don't expect him to be too great at determining others' impostorous natures lol
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I don't think it's that complicated. It's pretty much "they're being mean to me... something is wrong... being mean to me? ME??"
 
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I always find it hard to believe that Chris has a driver's license, as I would have thought driving would have been a stressful activity for him. I imagine him stress sighing constantly. Then again, he can be belligerent sometimes, so maybe he drives selfishly.

I guess it's one of those things he is fairly normal at (minus that time he tried to run someone over).
 
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HumanBeanbag said:
I always find it hard to believe that Chris has a driver's license, as I would have thought driving would have been a stressful activity for him. I imagine him stress sighing constantly. Then again, he can be belligerent sometimes, so maybe he drives selfishly.

I guess it's one of those things he is fairly normal at (minus that time he tried to run someone over).
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That's probably why he deserves his handicap parking spots.
 
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I always find it hard to believe that Chris has a driver's license, as I would have thought driving would have been a stressful activity for him. I imagine him stress sighing constantly. Then again, he can be belligerent sometimes, so maybe he drives selfishly.
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From all accounts, he drives very timidly and below the speed limit, which is probably a good thing.
 
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Dragonmatsuko said:
At this point, with our help or by a miracle from godjesus. Could Chris ever turn his life around and become somewhat normal?
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I think Chris could hold down a crappy job and stay out of trouble, but that's not our job.

No dweeb on the internet is obligated to protect Chris from himself, same as no one's obligated to protect the people of Virginia by keeping Chris screaming at his camera.
 
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According to his PSN Profile, Chris has been playing Zombi on the PS4, aka the game that was originally ZombiU for the WiiU. I recall that Chris played this game on the WiiU when it first came out.

It's free this month with PS+, so he hasn't paid for it twice or anything. He must have liked it first time round to play it now instead of all his newer PS4 games.

Interestingly, it's a horror game, which I thought Chris normally wasn't too fond of. It would be great if he streamed it.
 
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HumanBeanbag said:
According to his PSN Profile, Chris has been playing Zombi on the PS4, aka the game that was originally ZombiU for the WiiU. I recall that Chris played this game on the WiiU when it first came out.

It's free this month with PS+, so he hasn't paid for it twice or anything. He must have liked it first time round to play it now instead of all his newer PS4 games.

Interestingly, it's a horror game, which I thought Chris normally wasn't too fond of. It would be great if he streamed it.
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Chris' tastes are more varied than some realize. He may like it for stupid ass reasons (he's the only person who thinks the Saw series has a good story) but likes it nevertheless. The thing is he likes the fuck out of the shit with most associate with Chris.
 
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Is Chris still obsessed with tribbing? I don't think he's mentioned it for a while. Does he still use that strap/pad thing to hold his dick 'n balls back?
 
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Two questions that are semi-related:

1. Is there a girl out there that would be in a relationship with Chris (or is obsessed with Chris in a stalker-like way)? The reason I pose this question is because, well, it's common knowledge that some women really get off on the idea of a man who is famous, or notable in some way. It doesn't matter what they're notable for either, because as has been seen, there are women who fall in love with men who are in prison for murder (or murders) and reach out to them with their romantic interests. There are women who endlessly defend that Boston Bomber kid because they find him attractive. However, physical attractiveness is not always a prerequisite. Some women are purely enchanted by the intrigue of the fact that the man they are "in love with" is famous in some way. Well Chris certainly fits that bill. He is famous in his own right.

But if you look at most of the women who pine after these wastes of human life, the serial killers, the terrorists, etc, you can see that most of these women are...well, to put it kindly, "rough around the edges". So even if there is a woman out there that would give Chris EXACTLY what he has been looking for, would he even want her? Because chances are, she ain't beautiful, if she even exists.


2. What exactly is Chris' idea of beauty, when it comes to women? We know based on his "Love Quest" sign, that he is looking for a certain type of woman, but is that his unbreakable standard, or just hopeful optimism? We also are aware that in the past he has fallen for trolls using pictures of beautiful women (including, ridiculously, Vanessa Hudgens), but aside from his lack of awareness, I don't think we can blame him for that. He legitimately believed they were real at the time, and if you try to put yourself in that mindset, having the same lack of awareness, wouldn't you have done the same thing?

However, there are certain things that beg the question about Chris' standard of beauty. In one video, he has said that "all women are beautiful" , and while he isn't ideally looking for a fat girl, he was quoted to say he would date a girl "up to 250 pounds"

....So, that can be taken two ways. One, it's either Chris not having a basic understanding of weight (again), because a woman who is 250 pounds would be morbidly obese (unless she was about 11 feet tall), OR his standards are really not that high. He's just optimistic. We can see evidence of that by the fact that he went on a date with the unnamed "Hambeast" (found on the CWCki)

So is Chris just showing typical beta male behavior when he says he is looking for a beautiful woman to make into his sweetheart, "but ALL women are beautiful!" and he is just putting them up on a pedestal? Or does he really have such unrealistic expectations for his love life?
 
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Galvatron said:
1. Is there a girl out there that would be in a relationship with Chris (or is obsessed with Chris in a stalker-like way)? The reason I pose this question is because, well, it's common knowledge that some women really get off on the idea of a man who is famous, or notable in some way. It doesn't matter what they're notable for either, because as has been seen, there are women who fall in love with men who are in prison for murder (or murders) and reach out to them with their romantic interests. There are women who endlessly defend that Boston Bomber kid because they find him attractive. However, physical attractiveness is not always a prerequisite. Some women are purely enchanted by the intrigue of the fact that the man they are "in love with" is famous in some way. Well Chris certainly fits that bill. He is famous in his own right.

But if you look at most of the women who pine after these wastes of human life, the serial killers, the terrorists, etc, you can see that most of these women are...well, to put it kindly, "rough around the edges". So even if there is a woman out there that would give Chris EXACTLY what he has been looking for, would he even want her? Because chances are, she ain't beautiful, if she even exists.
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The phenomenon you're describing isn't for famous men in general, but specifically serial killers. It's called hybristophilia. Famous men do attract women, but they almost always need something attractive along with the fame. It's not like Wesley Willis had women hanging on him all the time.
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2. What exactly is Chris' idea of beauty, when it comes to women? We know based on his "Love Quest" sign, that he is looking for a certain type of woman, but is that his unbreakable standard, or just hopeful optimism? We also are aware that in the past he has fallen for trolls using pictures of beautiful women (including, ridiculously, Vanessa Hudgens), but aside from his lack of awareness, I don't think we can blame him for that. He legitimately believed they were real at the time, and if you try to put yourself in that mindset, having the same lack of awareness, wouldn't you have done the same thing?

However, there are certain things that beg the question about Chris' standard of beauty. In one video, he has said that "all women are beautiful" , and while he isn't ideally looking for a fat girl, he was quoted to say he would date a girl "up to 250 pounds"

....So, that can be taken two ways. One, it's either Chris not having a basic understanding of weight (again), because a woman who is 250 pounds would be morbidly obese (unless she was about 11 feet tall), OR his standards are really not that high. He's just optimistic. We can see evidence of that by the fact that he went on a date with the unnamed "Hambeast" (found on the CWCki)

So is Chris just showing typical beta male behavior when he says he is looking for a beautiful woman to make into his sweetheart, "but ALL women are beautiful!" and he is just putting them up on a pedestal? Or does he really have such unrealistic expectations for his love life?
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It's not even that he's looking for a certain type of woman. Chris puts out his desired specs, but because of perception issues and desperation, I think he has trouble even identifying the features he claims to want. I mean, if you line up two girls and ask him to pick the prettier one, Chris might be able to pull that off sometimes. But in isolation? Doubtful.

Like you note, he was into the hambeast. At the date, if you look at the pictures, he was creeping on her hardcore. Then there was the wallflower, who was pretty mediocre, looks-wise, to say the least. Megan wasn't that bad, in the right light, but still, she wasn't the supermodel that Chris' standards would lead you to expect.

I think Chris has perception issues. Chris can point out tits or long hair as being feminine, but more subtle features are hard for him to identify and evaluate. Facial blindness, y'know.

Like, as long as a girl doesn't have a giant boil on her face, or some deformity, Chris will creep all over her. And not even out of desperation, but just because all girls look the same to Chris.

Oh, though for the 250 pound thing, I think that's less Chris having loose standards, and more that Chris picked a number somewhat above his own weight. I don't think Chris gave any thought as to how fat a 250 pound woman would be.
 
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Galvatron said:
Two questions that are semi-related:

1. Is there a girl out there that would be in a relationship with Chris (or is obsessed with Chris in a stalker-like way)? The reason I pose this question is because, well, it's common knowledge that some women really get off on the idea of a man who is famous, or notable in some way. It doesn't matter what they're notable for either, because as has been seen, there are women who fall in love with men who are in prison for murder (or murders) and reach out to them with their romantic interests. There are women who endlessly defend that Boston Bomber kid because they find him attractive. However, physical attractiveness is not always a prerequisite. Some women are purely enchanted by the intrigue of the fact that the man they are "in love with" is famous in some way. Well Chris certainly fits that bill. He is famous in his own right.

But if you look at most of the women who pine after these wastes of human life, the serial killers, the terrorists, etc, you can see that most of these women are...well, to put it kindly, "rough around the edges". So even if there is a woman out there that would give Chris EXACTLY what he has been looking for, would he even want her? Because chances are, she ain't beautiful, if she even exists.


2. What exactly is Chris' idea of beauty, when it comes to women? We know based on his "Love Quest" sign, that he is looking for a certain type of woman, but is that his unbreakable standard, or just hopeful optimism? We also are aware that in the past he has fallen for trolls using pictures of beautiful women (including, ridiculously, Vanessa Hudgens), but aside from his lack of awareness, I don't think we can blame him for that. He legitimately believed they were real at the time, and if you try to put yourself in that mindset, having the same lack of awareness, wouldn't you have done the same thing?

However, there are certain things that beg the question about Chris' standard of beauty. In one video, he has said that "all women are beautiful" , and while he isn't ideally looking for a fat girl, he was quoted to say he would date a girl "up to 250 pounds"

....So, that can be taken two ways. One, it's either Chris not having a basic understanding of weight (again), because a woman who is 250 pounds would be morbidly obese (unless she was about 11 feet tall), OR his standards are really not that high. He's just optimistic. We can see evidence of that by the fact that he went on a date with the unnamed "Hambeast" (found on the CWCki)

So is Chris just showing typical beta male behavior when he says he is looking for a beautiful woman to make into his sweetheart, "but ALL women are beautiful!" and he is just putting them up on a pedestal? Or does he really have such unrealistic expectations for his love life?
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I suppose anything is possible, but I don't think Chris is famous enough to be particularly desirable for a woman who was after a famous guy.

But that pattern is something the troll sweethearts used, by saying how much they wanted to date the creator of Sonichu. That certainly fed into how Chris sees Sonichu, women, and the world in general. I think he pictures his fame as one of his most attractive features to women, albeit he sees it as through Sonichu not through trolls. But that may have been caused by the troll sweethearts more than anything. Some aspects of Chris and trolls are real chicken and egg scenarios.
 
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I kinda wanna know if Chris bought one of those rubber duckies I've been seeing scalped for like about a hundred bucks because they were signed by the guy that voiced Megatron or whatever. I've been seeing them all over lately and it's fucking weird. Somehow it seems like a thing he'd spend his tugboat on.
 
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