Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Waifu Days]

I was under the impression that Clyde Cash was three different people.

Yes, many have taken the mantle but the original Clyde(s) is an uncertainty.

 

[Jon Osterman]

If he had wanted anything expensive like fancy colored pencils or paint he could probably get a ween to buy it if he e-begged enough.

My bad, I should've said he chooses to use pens and markers for his adult drawings instead of the varied supplies he had from his classes. But now that you mention it was there ever a reason he chose crayola markers and cheapo pens of all things. All I found was an old mumble chat where he just says he prefers them for whatever reason. I guess it's just more of Chris being a manchild.

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

My bad, I should've said he chooses to use pens and markers for his adult drawings instead of the varied supplies he had from his classes. But now that you mention it was there ever a reason he chose crayola markers and cheapo pens of all things. All I found was an old mumble chat where he just says he prefers them for whatever reason. I guess it's just more of Chris being a manchild.

I'm not sure about the pens, but Crayola is the gold standard for children's art supplies. It won't break the bank but the quality is pretty good. The alternative is Roseart, for kids whose parents don't love them.

 

[BobJones997]

I would assume that the standards of a high school art class and a college art class would be very different, although imo his high school pieces are significantly better than what he's put out in his adult years, so he probably lost a lot of his talent after graduating (that or it's because he had access to actually good materials and not pens and markers). Maybe if he kept momentum and took art classes in PVCC he could've been an actually competent artist.

Tbh I though Chris's Flipnote Hatena sketches were his best work. They definitely were similar in quality to some of the youtube animation of the mid-late 2000s. His voicework wasn't all that awful either, although it might have sounded better since the 3ds has a shit microphone. Sometimes I wish the trolls had just left him alone at that point, who knows maybe I'm a bit optimistic but he might have gone on to do something cool (probably not, but still...). Of course he still managed to do some cringe stuff such as one where he got a boner in a labyrinth of water, but all in all I thought some of his sketches were at least midly interesting.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

But now that you mention it was there ever a reason he chose crayola markers and cheapo pens of all things. All I found was an old mumble chat where he just says he prefers them for whatever reason. I guess it's just more of Chris being a manchild.

Cost and accessibility, Chris already thought he was a master artist using those tools and didn't see the point in changing as he's already good enough with them.

Quite a lot of his artistic, musical and linguistical problems are caused by thinking he is far more intelligent and skilled than he really is causing a false sense of pride combined with a ego puffed up to it's largest possible size and low general intellect prevents him from even possibly admitting that there is room for improvement.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

I would assume that the standards of a high school art class and a college art class would be very different, although imo his high school pieces are significantly better than what he's put out in his adult years, so he probably lost a lot of his talent after graduating (that or it's because he had access to actually good materials and not pens and markers). Maybe if he kept momentum and took art classes in PVCC he could've been an actually competent artist.

Doubtful. In college level art schools, the student buys all the material. Contrary to what folks think, there's instruction for most of the day in foundation year, but the proceeding years, there's less and less instruction and more on the student to finish larger projects, with the teachers more acting as guidance as needed, rather than holding someone's hand through the entire 2 or 4 years.

Given that Bob was basically doing all of the "hard work" for Chris in relations to his homework, Chris would have bombed out of art school pretty quickly, notwithstanding his poor skill, but also because they don't have finals in art school, they have "critiques", where teachers and other college bodies sit around you and critique your projects. That would have made Chris insanely mad because they nitpick everything.

And there's also getting into art school. He would have to show them his high school art, and other art he was working on, and they would make a decision on that. Now there are the fly-by-night and crappy "art schools" that just take checks, teach barely anything, and really don't provide much actual art instruction.

Lets also not forget, that this was a guy who was passing trigonometry, at the same time he was being demoted to the short bus for getting into a race/fight with another kid on the normal bus. In art school, Bob wouldn't have been able to help Chris at all.

 

[anti SJW]

I have a feeling that we will find out about Barb passing before we get any good, solid info on Chris.

 

[Jon Osterman]

Quite a lot of his artistic, musical and linguistical problems are caused by thinking he is far more intelligent and skilled than he really is causing a false sense of pride combined with a ego puffed up to it's largest possible size and low general intellect prevents him from even possibly admitting that there is room for improvement.

That's true. Not only does he claim he is a master artist, he then has the audacity to criticize other people's drawings. I remember one time he got a piece of Sonichu and Rosechu art that looked far better than what he could ever do, but he still makes some petty remark about Rosechu's tail being off and decides to make his own version that is of course, far worse.

 

[Ophelia]

Cost and accessibility, Chris already thought he was a master artist using those tools and didn't see the point in changing as he's already good enough with them.

Quite a lot of his artistic, musical and linguistical problems are caused by thinking he is far more intelligent and skilled than he really is causing a false sense of pride combined with a ego puffed up to it's largest possible size and low general intellect prevents him from even possibly admitting that there is room for improvement.

This is true of a lot of cows. From Yarrow’s patches to classic PT cosplays to Fatrick’s books. Let them be a lesson to you, friends: we can always get better. Stay humble and listen to advice and constructive critique. Never stop learning. Don’t be a cow.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

That's true. Not only does he claim he is a master artist, he then has the audacity to criticize other people's drawings. I remember one time he got a piece of Sonichu and Rosechu art that looked far better than what he could ever do, but he still makes some petty remark about Rosechu's tail being off and decides to make his own version that is of course, far worse.

Yea and that Plush he got really stand out to me there are people in the CWC following that are legitimately skilled artists who before raiding the coochie jar where trying to be nice to him and send him things and he did nothing but bitch an moan about them not being up to his standard.

This is true of a lot of cows. From Yarrow’s patches to classic PT cosplays to Fatrick’s books. Let them be a lesson to you, friends: we can always get better. Stay humble and listen to advice and constructive critique. Never stop learning. Don’t be a cow.

Added the emphasis there, it doesnt matter how long you have been doing something, no matter how long you've been practising a art, skill or science there is ALWAYS something new to learn that will improve your work in some way, shape or form.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

This is true of a lot of cows. From Yarrow’s patches to classic PT cosplays to Fatrick’s books. Let them be a lesson to you, friends: we can always get better. Stay humble and listen to advice and constructive critique. Never stop learning. Don’t be a cow.

Don’t you talk shit about our one true queen.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

That's true. Not only does he claim he is a master artist, he then has the audacity to criticize other people's drawings. I remember one time he got a piece of Sonichu and Rosechu art that looked far better than what he could ever do, but he still makes some petty remark about Rosechu's tail being off and decides to make his own version that is of course, far worse.

It literally is like that every single time, i don't know why people still sent him fan art just to get roasted or be dissmissed as the most likely outcome. Some of it has looked really good and had effort into it too.

 

[Glowie]

If you were able to meet Chris in real life, would you meet him?

 

[Ophelia]

raiding the coochie jar

Oh my god.

Don’t you talk shit about our one true queen.

PT actually has put some effort into improving, judging by recent cosplays.

i don't know why people still sent him fan art just to get roasted or be dissmissed as the most likely outcome.

It gets them attention and notice from people who do appreciate their talents. So there’s that. I hope no one thought Chris’s response would be positive.

 

[Jon Osterman]

It gets them attention and notice from people who do appreciate their talents. So there’s that. I hope no one thought Chris’s response would be positive.

I remember the person who sent the Sonichu plushie got pretty damn mad. Honestly it's no wonder people decide to A-log Chris considering how awful of a human being he is (not saying that getting publicly mad at someone who's never affected you is good, just that Chris makes it very easy to).

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Oh my god.


PT actually has put some effort into improving, judging by recent cosplays.


It gets them attention and notice from people who do appreciate their talents. So there’s that. I hope no one thought Chris’s response would be positive.

he gets a lot of shitty sonichu OCs from weens being ironic (there was a weird trend for a minute of e-girls referencing him and sonichu) but some just look like earnest people who must have thought they were doing something nice for a misunderstood bullied uwu middle aged autist boy.

 

[AnOminous]

he gets a lot of shitty sonichu OCs from weens being ironic (there was a weird trend for a minute of e-girls referencing him and sonichu) but some just look like earnest people who must have thought they were doing something nice for a misunderstood bullied uwu middle aged autist boy.

And they got the lesson they deserved.

 

[Debbie Macomber]

Long ago a kiwi said, "Don't get your hopes up that the genodoc will make Chris see the error of his ways, even if you did a fucking 3 ghosts of Christmas, Chris would just say "That's not how I remember it" shit himself and learn nothing".

Since tis' the season, let's imagine how a Chrismas Carol would play out.

Spoiler: A Chrismas Carol

Chris is in his solitary jail cell sighing as he watches the snow fall out the window. He goes back to massdebating about Sonic and Pokémon when he notices something peculiar, the keyhole to his cell door lock seems to be growing.
"It's here! My second coming dimensional merge is finally breaking me out of jail!"
The lock grows into a miniature metal Bob head.
"Chris! Chris!"
"AH!"
He looks again and it is just a regular lock on the door.
"Ah, man, I STILL have to wait for my second coming?"
"Chris!"
Bob's shackled ghostly form is now in the cell with him. The chains dragging on his arms and legs trail out of the cell and down the hall.
"Robertchu! Is this the dimensional merge? Are you here to break me out of jail!"
"No, Chris. I'm here to slap sum sense into ya to show you why you ended up here in the first place. Do you see these chains on me? They bind me to this world because I can't get no sleep in my grave while you're such a fuck up! Every fuck up of yours is another link in my chains because I'm your father, your sins are on my head! Being a troon ain't so special in this perverted world anymore, but somehow, you managed to sink even lower than that bar for depravity! I got you on the Social Security, left you money, the house, and you pissed it all away and ended up in jail for fucking your own mother! Even you know better than that."
"You're not the real Robertchu! You aren't in your Sonichu beaver form, and the real Robertchu understands and appreciates that I healed Barb!"
"Boy, listen to me, I'm not your made up shit, I'm actually the ghost of your father. Do you realize, do you realize, that if you don't repent you'll go to Hell, and you won't get out of it?"
"I won't go to Hell! I'll reign for eternity as the Jesus Christine CPU Goddess of the recombined Earth, and all the haters will be left behind."
"You will be visited by three spirits who will show you where you went wrong in the past, present, and your future if you don't change."
"I'm visited by spirits everyday! I astral project and talk to the ghosts of girls who were murdered."
"I told you this ain't any of your made up shit! The first ghost will come when the clock tolls 1:00, and every hour after. I told them they're wasting they're breath 'cause I tried for damn near 30 years 'n couldn't get through your thick head, but like you, they wouldn't listen."
Bob flips Chris off and fades away, back into his eternal torment of having Chris for a son.

At 1:00 AM comes the ghost of Chrismas past
"Yay! The dimensional merger is here to break me out!"
"No, I' here to show you your past and where you went wrong."
"Eh, don't need that, I can already see everything that ever happened past present our future through the Akashic records because I'm the real player one!"
The ghost of Chrismas past just rolls her eyes and takes Chris back to when Barb bought him transformer toys for sounding out their names.
"This is when your sense of entitlement took root, because you were given anything you could ask for."
"Barbi-chan was a good mother! I remember those toys."
The Ghost of Chrismas past takes him to when he won the Sonic says Watch and Win sweepstakes.
"I just had to watch Sonic, and listen to what he says at the end of it, and write it down, and it had to be pulled out of a hat, and I just won!"
"This is when your worldview that everyone should give you whatever you want like your parents was confirmed by the outside world. Ever after, you expected everyone, in your home or out, to give you whatever you want."
"I remember this! What a great day! I obviously won the contest because it was preordained, me being the Real player one Jesus Christine CPU goddess and all."
The ghost of Chrismas past shows his long history of troll girlfriends such as Julie.
"Because of your terrible personality, you never made any real friends, much less a girlfriend, only trolls. You didn't deserve what they did to you, but your own actions made it possible."
"Julay! Julay!"
"Why do you torment me spirit?"
"These are merely shadows of what was, that they are what they are, don't blame me."
The ghost finally takes Chris to 2021.
After over a decade of sexual frustration, and a lifetime of entitlement fostered by your mother who was rapidly declining physically and mentally, the disgusting but inevitable climax finally came.
"L-Let me loose you silly goose."
"I love you Barbi-Chan, you're my new over 50 girlfriend!"
Barb mumbles incoherently as Chris mounts her.
"Barbi-Chan needed to be healed, and sexual is only a SMALL PART of soulbonding. I did nothing wrong. I never even touched Barbi, besides, she was the one grooming ME!"
Barb was always an inappropriate slut, but that doesn't justify what you did when she could no longer fight back."
"I told you I didn't do it!"
"We're watching it happen right there! You even could've gotten away with it if you didn't have to brag about it to Bella, just to show off for raping your senile mother!"
"That was a test for the faithful, and one many woefully failed! They will be left behind in the dimensional merge."
"Ugh, your father was right, I'm wasting my breath!"
Chris is sent back to his cell, where he finds a giant man dressed in green.
"I am the ghost of Christmas present, and I have some 2,021 brothers before me!"
"That's how many years ago I died on the cross!"
"...Uh, A.D. stands for Anno Domini, year of the Lord, as in after Jesus' birth, not After Death, so it hasn't even been a full 2000 years after the crucifixion yet, oh, never mind."
He takes Chris to a nursing home were Barb is currently being cared for, outside of Chris's reach.
"Here you see your mother is much better taken care of than you ever could, and no one is raping her! And notice no one is missing you because you're a disgusting rapist who deserves to be in jail! If these shadows remain untouched, I see an empty seat at your table, not because of you, she's getting old so she'll eventually die of natural causes, and even if she isn't dead by the time you're out, I hope you never see her again."
"I've accepted that because of a time paradox beyond what the so called "legal" restraining order is, I can never see Barbi-Chan again in this life. Besides, her soul is mostly gone and the zombie like Barb left needs to die so I can have her house!"
"Oh, for crying out loud! You're father's right, I'm wasting my breath, and I only have a 24 hour life span because I die as soon as Christmas present ends."
The bells toll midnight Christmas night, and the ghost fades away.
"Oh well, he's been merged with his C-197 counter part."
The ghost of Chrismas future arrives in his grim hooded form. He shows Chris a bearded old man shivering in an alley.
"This is Christmas 2036, you are 54 years old now. You have already been shat out of the legal system for your crime, been kicked out of any home that would take you, by every ween that would take you, raped and discarded by all the socknesses of the world. Now, you are only one of many homeless messiahs with frost crystalizing on his beard."
"That's not true! I get pardoned by President Joe Biden and move back into 14 Branchland Court after zombie Barb dies, besides, we've already merged with Cwcville by now! I'd be mayor with a fortune in C and W quarters!"
The ghost of Chrismas future sighs and shows him praetor rummaging through Chris's drawings and Sonichu medallions.
"Shame the sod had to go 'n die, we were makin' bank off him."
"Oh, well, his art is such shite we can keep making childish crayola marker drawings of Sonichu 'n sell 'em as's art for years."
"Whew, wouldn't wanna be that guy."
The ghost groans and shows Chris his frozen body in the city morgue.
"As usual, no one claimed this John Doe in 30 days, so time to burn him up and sprinkle him outside the city limits."
"Her!"
Chris watches as his body is incinerated then scattered by a highway, no one even there to care."
"Obviously that won't happen, this body is immortal, it will live billions and billions of years, and rule for all eternity as Mayor of Cwcville, CPU Goddess of the commodore consoles, Messiah, Lord, God, and Savior of all!"
"Jesus fucking Christ!"
"Don't take my name in vain!"
"Your father was right, you never learn, and not just because you're retarded, because you're selfish, and willfully in denial about everything, to the point that your fantasy world has galvanized you against ever learning and improving. You're not a sad story of someone who was broken by the world, you're someone who had a good life and opportunities, and you squandered them time and time again for short term selfish gains. Even if you were never going to have a career or a wife, you could have lived out the rest of your life in 14 Branchland Court off tugboat with maybe Null as an accountant, you certainly didn't have to FUCK YOUR MOTHER and end up in jail, that was all you, not the trolls, not the autism, not your upbringing, you! And you'll never except that, you'll just keep getting worse, probably even taking a toddler off a playground to soulbond in the park bathroom with, and you'll never learn. You deserve everything coming your way and everything that's ever happened to you."
Chris wakes up in his jail cell.
"They did it all in one night! They're spirits, they can do that sort of thing! Oh well, back meditating my way to Cwcville."
Then Chris shits himself and learns nothing.

 

[Rupin]

I wonder what Chris thinks of Sonic Prime? Will it‘s multiverse storyline validate Chris‘s delusions even more?

 

[I swear she's 18]

This is true of a lot of cows. From Yarrow’s patches to classic PT cosplays to Fatrick’s books. Let them be a lesson to you, friends: we can always get better. Stay humble and listen to advice and constructive critique. Never stop learning. Don’t be a cow.

You forgot the musical and autistic artistic God known as Cyraxx. It's all those dirty damn trolls and kiwi farmers stopping them from becoming bazillionaire celebrities!