Cats pretty quickly figure out the real rule is "if I do this when the human is around, I will get sprayed."
Or Chris, for that matter, who has never once, ever, in his entire life, been "of sound mind." That's just madness. Not a single brain doctor has ever given him anything even slightly resembling a clean bill of mental health.
Probably just get archived in spergatory with the rest of the inactive boards. I've thought about this too but it's going to require more "wait and see" especially with these new review hearings. Retiring the chris board would definitely be an end-of-an-era occasion.
Frankly I think the Chris board should be left up even after Chris finally kicks the bucket. As sort of a mommument to what made this site what it is. Though every board save the random thoughts and questions one will have to be locked. Even after Chris and barb are no more it could take years before all the details are sorted through. Not to mention the constant posts to reddit of Chris's grave...assuming he's even considered the idea of having one.
He never believed that. He said it himself: “I was horny.”
My god that moron is beyond redemption
Seems with everything sex based, Chris has no regrets: Him videotaping himself having sex/making out with his blow up dolls, the Attraction Sign (both in poster and sports bra form), Chris advertising himself (both as Carlos Chantor and Stephanie Bustcakes), and Chris on video saying how he will please a woman while wearing the "Mount and Do Me" shirt. And yet for some reason, he isn't on the sex offender registry? Yes, I know incest isn't severe enough to be on the list. But as you pointed out: Chris was horny, and he has a known, documented list of perverted behavior.
The one and only thing Chris has ever had going for him is that he has inexplicably good luck, all the time. Teflon Tard, etc.
Part of that was all the whiteknights, weens, fans who felt sorry for him and actively went out of their way to give him money or go on manhunts for people who were fucking with him. If he'd been allowed to suffer, he might have been able to learn his lesson when he fucked up, but someone was always there to hold his hand through rough patches and feed his ego. He's going to be VERY unlucky this time around, I highly doubt anyone is going to be protecting him from people taking advantage of him or straight up abusing him for being a rapist.
What if the merge hits and Sonichu breaks Chris out of Jail and he finally becomes a true and honest woman/Jesus/CPU goddess?
This reminds me, is Ralph still determined to get Chris on the Killstream in hopes of him spilling the beans on Null's involvement in the motherfucking?
Was the kitchen still hoarded up? If so, doubtful. I'm pretty sure Barb and Chris went to a restaurant/fast food place. Barb had never touched the stove when she made the infamous spaghetti dinner that Chris and Bob never touched. I doubt Barb would start cooking (up until Chris' arrest) now.
