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Another troll as creative as Liquid Chris would be nice. I mean, the w-e-e-n-s have taken over a big part of this community. I miss the good ol' days of 2009

Every ween thinks they're a troll as creative as Liquid.

Liquid didn't even intentionally try to become a troll, it just happened.
 
I want the people who handle Chris to release the majority of their email and text content to everyone when their part in Chris' life has ended. Nowadays it seems like the people involved drop a few relevant texts or emails and then they're done and everyone else is left clueless about what went on during that period of Chris' life. Even the biggest of weens used to troll Chris with the intent of sharing their content with everyone else when their part is over. Nowadays the people who talk to Chris seem to view it as a job for life, sticking around for far longer than they should have. If you're not taking advantage of Chris to entertain others then you're just messing with a retard for your own personal amusement and that stops being funny.

One thing I don't want to see more of is Chris's Lets Play videos. The most boring of Chris videos have always involved him playing video games. Anyone who's desperate to see Chris play video games and thinks the prospect of it is hilarious baffles me.
 
I've been much more keenly interested in following Chris since he's been making videos and livestreams for the past several months and a lot of the content that we've gotten since November has been amazing, from the oestrogel vid to his recent challenge to Johan and filming a very ill Borb right on camera in his latest one.

I'd say this current run of Chris content has been pretty solid, though there have been some bumps here and there. For one thing, his donation videos get really repetitive so I find myself skipping some of those now. If they're live, I just watch them to see the weens in the YouTube chat make fools out of themselves.

I wish Chris would make less of those and purely focus on making the other kinds of videos that he does now. Those are what really satisfies me when I want to watch something truly entertaining out of him. I think his current Facebook posts are fine and also hold a lot of entertainment value in itself and are at least better than going through a whole content drought.

Really I just wanna know what everyone thinks Chris should be doing more or less of and trying to see if the current CWC content is good as it is or could be so much better. I know some people just completely stopped following Chris and don't even bother with any of his new content anymore for various reasons.

I come from the perspective of someone that had heard about Chris before and saw people make comparisons about other lolcows to him even before joining KF last year, so I don't have as much of a problem with following Chris in his current state. This more or less ties into what KatsuKitty was asking last year about Chris himself getting better as a person.

I love those moments where Chris tries to prove to us that he's not completely useless and just fails miserably; moments where he tries to show off how strong he is, how clean he is, or his sexual prowess.
 
The most boring of Chris videos have always involved him playing video games. Anyone who's desperate to see Chris play video games and thinks the prospect of it is hilarious baffles me.

I did watch most of Chris' streams and sorta enjoyed them. Still, I'd say that they're not the most effective in terms of resource/hilarity ratio even though I was surprised that Chris was able to hold as much viewers as he did with the Uncharted stream. Chris might be on camera and talk, but besides the gameplay the content isn't Chris' own and even when it comes to Chris and videogames, the hilarity for me isn't in that he plays bad or has interesting reactions to games, it's rather his spending habits regarding them and the meta culture (i.e getting angry about Sonic's blarms).
In addition, I've heard that getting Chris to stream in the first place is a pain, and if it's something that he doesn't enjoy doing, there's not a whole lot of commentary to Chris himself(he's bad at videogames but not even DSP tier horribad and he can't keep side commentary when playing) then I think it's misdirected effort.

I appreciate the trolls' efforts of trying to switch it up and for the most part I think Chris' handlers have been good at recognizing not to push him into one direction too much. As funny as a lot of troll schemes might be, there's usually only so much content that can be squeezed out of one scheme.

I think hilarity can be found from all Chris content and sometimes a lot of fun can come from a single facebook update or a really short Youtube video like the recent donation one as well as the video contents that we've been getting throughout 2016. I think I prefer to see Chris on video because it allows to observe his tone as well as the body language, and also we get glimpses inside the Chandler household at times. In general I feel like the best Chris content is one that provides insight in the way that he thinks and demonstrates his weird worldview in comical fashion.
 
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.Really I just wanna know what everyone thinks Chris should be doing more or less of and trying to see if the current CWC content is good as it is or could be so much better. I know some people just completely stopped following Chris and don't even bother with any of his new content anymore for various reasons.
My favorite thing he's done recently is the "director's commentary" on the autism tutorial. The chaotic audio and bizarre visuals (plus face cam!) more than made up for Chris's relatively calm, chimpout-free demeanor. If someone could convince him to do more commentaries on old videos, I feel like we could get the kind of CWCism-riddled banter we were hoping for (but never got) from the livestreams.
 
Less tomgirl shit, more anger, more fucking himself over.

And more Smiths. ;)
Chris-Chan has alienated a lot of his admirers with the Tomgirl lesbian of fail
When I was first introduced to Chris-Chan, I enjoyed that he was an average, delusional, and slow guy trying to get a girlfriend.
Now, he is a crossdressing man teetering on middle-age trying to work out some psychosexual kink
If he is not dressing up like his mother, he is becoming a spokesperson for how grown men make small girls afraid to watch certain television shows or wear certain clothing. That is one other thing, I liked how he alternated between disguises but always went back to being a rageful slow person. It would also be nice if Chris acknowledged things people said about him again, just because he is walking around in a magical bathrobe every single day does not mean people do not have an opinion about him.
The forced girl voice is old too, it just sounds like he has a cold
I want to see more dancing and less smug fake lesbian things.
 
What has been the success to engage Tina in a non-troll or non-white knight manner to get him to put out more content? His live streams are boring as fuck (except for the one a few weeks ago when he was farting every 30 seconds.....lolololol ja ja ja ja ja).
 
I've been seeing more and more actual anger towards Chris for weird shit like him buying things. Part of me is starting to think the reason some people are still sending him cash at this point is solely to fuck with the people who get mad at this sort of shit and if so it's fucking hilarious.
 
Does someone have that drawing where Chris jumpstarts some girl by hooking a battery to her tits? Trying to use it for some fan art.
It's actually Chris becoming a tomgirl when some girl jumpstarts him by putting jumpercables on both of their nips.
Yeah i don't get it either.
 
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