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So did he just stop posting, or got banned too? He did bring out useful info though, and its not like Chris needed any of it.
 
GoLancers said:
New lurker and watcher of ChrisChan lifestory...

You know, I'm kinda jealous of Karen Riley- I mean I kinda want a video shout out too and not have to pay for it.
But I also want to get to know Karen as a friend
cause I realized not many other girls my age find Chris so amusing.

I kinda want him to do a video at least 3 minutes long though with more a lot more dancing and singing- shit if I'm gonna pay 50$

You think it might be out of line to ask your S.O. for a ChrisChan greeting/shout out vid, even if they aren't as obsessed as you are... ?
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Welcome to the farms. I just joined recently- ish too. I actually just discovered Chris a couple months ago and I got absolutely hooked.
 
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I wonder who the person trolling Chris now is. I assume the person who came up with Francine/Jeff Ouzos is the same as this lesbian couple and they're just hoarding the information like Catherine did and eventually reveal their side of the story.
But for now I speculate, I like to think it's Hillary Clinton, while she's not campaigning she's trolling Chris and reading the forums...

Also do you guys think Chris could or will ever become an SJW or Feminist?
I'd like to see him fail at that like he did with his 'rights for women'
 
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Also do you guys think Chris could or will ever become an SJW or Feminist?
I'd like to see him fail at that like he did with his 'rights for women'
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He already thinks he's a feminist. It's just that thinking about stuff gives him prickly-wicklies, so he thinks going on about how women are great and stuff is all there is to it.
kimmy the dolly said:
is no one else concerned that barb looks like she's knocking on death's door??
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Ha ha, no. She's a horrible person and quite frankly, I wouldn't be surprised if she's faking the "Momma's dying" look. She probably does it to get her own way when Chris is being too slow with the Q-sands.
 
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fucking chris is starting to look more and more like old greg

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GoLancers said:
I knowwwwwww ):


Which is why I havent come out to my boyfriend to ask him to get me one.
But i WILL pay for 10 glorious minutes if you guys don't stop me

Karen Riley is a sweetheart and she found me through one of her minions
And we had a good convo.

I'm going to rethink my actions and my priorities.... and give more thought on getting a personal shout out from chris.



Though I still want one with a little belly dancing .
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Why do you want a personal shout out from Chris?

And he isn't going to belly dance for you. And why the hell would you even want to see it? It wouldn't be funny, it wouldn't be trolling him. It would be Chris trolling you by conning you into giving him your money. If you give him $50, he will just say your name and that's it. If you want to give away $50 badly enough, just give it to a charity.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Why do you want a personal shout out from Chris?

And he isn't going to belly dance for you. And why the hell would you even want to see it? It wouldn't be funny, it wouldn't be trolling him. It would be Chris trolling you by conning you into giving him your money. If you give him $50, he will just say your name and that's it. If you want to give away $50 badly enough, just give it to a charity.
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This is how most video requests (and pretty much any Chris-related deal goes), but mostly because people don't bother negotiating with Chris.

I'm not sure why. Maybe they think Chris scares too easily? You don't need to worry about scaring Chris. Even with the Mr Smith thing, he got Chris to apologize and he still got his merchandise.

If I was going to buy a performance from Chris, he'd fucking earn his money.

If you've got a fistful of dollars and you tell Chris to jump, he'll ask you "how high?". But no one ever bothers. They just get a video of Chris mumbling through a script and they think it's the tits. (Or that it was the best they could've gotten.)
 
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I found out about Chris recently and over the past few months I have been fascinated at the amount of documentation, videos, and information contained on the wiki and here.

It is immensely entertaining, and just amazing someone like this exists, the choices hes made, and the masterful trolling that has been done over the years. I've even gotten a handful of people at my job to follow him as well.

I cant believe he has gotten this far without working. I know about his tugboat, but even still how are all the bills paid? Bob's death leave them some money? Was the house paid off?

Do you see yourselves following Chris 10 years from now?
 
Beard_Chan said:
I cant believe he has gotten this far without working. I know about his tugboat, but even still how are all the bills paid? Bob's death leave them some money? Was the house paid off?
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Bob's death left them money, but it was all spent during the Snyder accident saga. Supposedly they have a mortgage on the house, but I don't remember who said that (it might have been @Marvin )
 
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Bob's death left them money, but it was all spent during the Snyder accident saga. Supposedly they have a mortgage on the house, but I don't remember who said that (it might have been @Marvin )
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Chris says there's a mortgage. However, when this topic has come up in the past, people said they couldn't find any publicly listed liens on 14BC. So that seemed to suggest that there isn't a mortgage.

At the very least, there's some kind of monthly payment on par with a mortgage payment. Maybe it's something else, legally speaking? No clue.

I'm almost certain the original mortgage was paid off at some point. So that'd make this a second mortgage.
 
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Chris says there's a mortgage. However, when this topic has come up in the past, people said they couldn't find any publicly listed liens on 14BC. So that seemed to suggest that there isn't a mortgage.

At the very least, there's some kind of monthly payment on par with a mortgage payment. Maybe it's something else, legally speaking? No clue.

I'm almost certain the original mortgage was paid off at some point. So that'd make this a second mortgage.
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It makes me mad he can live a life of doing nothing living off of our tax dollars. "High functioning autism" is not an excuse, he is capable of work, hes just lazy as fuck. Look at his closet in his latest video, he cant even clean up his own room, he would rather play vidya all day and slumber.

It makes me mad idiots give him money. This manchild already gets money each month for jack shit, and he begs for more with his lies. Hes a bum who relies on the autism excuse for everything.

It is hilarious watching him though, laughing at his misfortune and his massive ego is great. I dont feel bad either because hes a lying bum.

Once Barb is gone things are really going to get interesting. Its possible the very best of this Internet legend is yet to come.
 
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Beard_Chan said:
It is hilarious watching him though, laughing at his misfortune and his massive ego is great.
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Unfortunately, his misfortune is almost nonexistent. It's like fatty is coated in teflon. It'd be cool if he spent a few months in jail.

When it seems like he's suffering from misfortune, he's really just complaining about tiny, tiny inconveniences in his life.
 
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So I take it we're entering the e-begging saga?
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I don't think this is a saga. I think that, like the Tomgirl thing, this is something that Chris will stick with basically forever - it's money for very little effort.

Of course, as soon as Chris is on to a good thing, he'll always find some way to ruin it by being even lazier. I suspect at some point within the next few months we'll get a video saying, "My mommy and I need money for food and whatever, donations via Paypal... and y'all should replay this video every day."
 
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