Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

Subconcious Offense said:
I have been wondering this random thought. How much of his bullshit is him genuinely believing from beginning to end that he is doing the right thing?
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I think it's that, like a small child, he believes he is the most important thing in the world. So he does things that are stupid and selfish and inconsiderate, but it's okay because he was the one doing them.
 
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I chortled.
 
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Can Chris' recent e-begging spree be considered it's own saga or does the tomgirl/selling-out saga encompass everything that's happened so far?
 
pickledance said:
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I chortled.
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Just add a medallion, change the text to "Overweight Autistic" and it's all set. Hell, if he changed the logo, Chris could probably get some bucks by selling that idea.... which is why we'll never see it. *sigh*


Now, something I was thinking of: We already know that Chris doesn't get a job because, in his mind, he does not need to. Is there any chance of that changing if the the circumstances forced him to? (Let's say, Barb dies and so and so). Just curious.
 
Apocalypso said:
So whatever happened to Skyraider, ahem, I mean @garbageraider? Sorry, I haven't been following.......
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Skyraider stood to be what became labeled as a "Tryhard" but the Inner Circle, as usual, thought he had problems in his own way of trolling just like Kacey and even YouDorks of the Batman Call.

However, people seemed to miss one big fact about him, and how he came to be a CWC Troll in the first place.

It was obviously his real-life job to be dealing with Chris and Barb at this time.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
Skyraider stood to be what became labeled as a "Tryhard" but the Inner Circle, as usual, thought he had problems in his own way of trolling just like Kacey and even YouDorks of the Batman Call.

However, people seemed to miss one big fact about him, and how he came to be a CWC Troll in the first place.

It was obviously his real-life job to be dealing with Chris and Barb at this time.
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So he's not coming back here? (Not that I'm against it or anything)
 
TrippinKahlua said:
Skyraider stood to be what became labeled as a "Tryhard" but the Inner Circle, as usual, thought he had problems in his own way of trolling just like Kacey and even YouDorks of the Batman Call.

However, people seemed to miss one big fact about him, and how he came to be a CWC Troll in the first place.

It was obviously his real-life job to be dealing with Chris and Barb at this time.
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Yeah, he was pretty obviously with the insurance company or the cleanup crew but no one wanted to address the elephant in the room.
 
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I'm probably going to regret this but, if Chris doesn't "do" anal, then what's with all the sex toys? He had a dildo just *there* in that sex audition video. What's he planning to do with a dildo, if it's not his own butt?
 
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CharlieBrowns said:
I'm probably going to regret this but, if Chris doesn't "do" anal, then what's with all the sex toys? He had a dildo just *there* in that sex audition video. What's he planning to do with a dildo, if it's not his own butt?
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He's probably tried it at least once than decided he didn't like it. That or he did and just refuses to admit that in public because of his absurdly overblown dislike of anything involving penises.

Chris often comes off like he has spent his entire life trying to run from his own secret love of cock.
 
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I kinda wanna see Chris get something expensive again solely to watch the ensuing mass of kiwis losing their god damn minds over it. I originally wanted them to just stop but it's now clear people will never cease frothing at the mouth over "Christine's" purchases and/or gifts. the ratio of jokes to legit angry sperging is fucking baffling.

Also I can't seem to find Chris's ass pic anywhere lately. was Chris's entire ass purged from the internets?
 
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feedtheoctopus said:
He's probably tried it at least once than decided he didn't like it. That or he did and just refuses to admit that in public because of his absurdly overblown dislike of anything involving penises.
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Chris keeps trying to jam sex toys (well, and things that aren't sex toys too) in his butthole. No lubrication, of course. And every time it's painful and terrible. He's confused why that is, because in all his pornos, awkwardly jamming things in orifices always results in a waterfall of orgasmic pleasure. I mean, c'mon, listen to how loud that woman is moaning. She can't be faking that. That's real.

How is this not working??

But he keeps on trying. If Chris is anything at all, he's certainly persistent.
 
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Is anybody surprised he did no 4th of Julay announcement? Old Chris would have promised something autistic for the world. I miss old Chris.

Would it be his lazyness, his dislike of the world Jul(a)y or thinking that Murrika is for Trumps and not True and Honest tomgirls?
 
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