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It's August 9. Chris seems to have bounced back rather well from the stress of last month. Remember Barb appeared in a video and begged for money? Remember Chris lying in bed, crashed into slumber? Yeah, that seems to have passed. He's very upbeat in the latest videos.

Also remember Chris's taint wound? Yeah, he's not dead yet. Seems to be healthy, or at least as healthy as Chris can get.

But I assume the next time Chris runs into a roadblock, there'll be another 30-page thread predicting nuclear winter or the equivalent.

This has been a public service announcement reminding you to keep a sense of perspective.
 
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I would love to see Chris on some sort of reality TV show, but what one would he be best on?

Personally, I would put him in a house with Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Have them visit gyms and go grocery shopping together.
 
Another random question that doesn't bear a thread, we know hardly anything about Chris' neighbors.

There's that story about him having his neighbor's dog being put down, but aside from that, I think Chris hardly has any interactions with his neighbors, negative or positive. Like, I bet they see SonChu pull out every once in a while, but beyond that idk
 
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Marvin said:
because of outside intervention.
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Wait, it's not that enough friends/kiwis/weens convinced him he could die; it's that someone is dragging him to the doctors? I'll assume it wasn't Barb cause she really doesn't seem to give a shit about what Chris gets up to.
 
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chris wants to fuck the bird

from another thread
nad7155 said:
I would buy the Chandler house from a repo auction, then open a CWC museum.

The Sonic Totem would be the first thing you see when you enter. It would be in a kiosk that plays CWC voice clips.

It could be awesome, but would probably fail as the fanbase of autistic losers is quite limited, among which.
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i'm picturing a Disney-esque ride that goes through chris' life filled with animatronics quoting parts of chris' life
and a parody of the disney/mickey mouse statue from disneyland but with chris and sonichu
"Remember, that it all started with an atismu"
 
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CharlieBrowns said:
I would love to see Chris on some sort of reality TV show, but what one would he be best on?

Personally, I would put him in a house with Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson. Have them visit gyms and go grocery shopping together.
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I can imagine the opening of the pilot.

And then at that point, Christine, your house started to burn and God himself spoke to you and said this: Bob? “But my name's Christine!" IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!
 
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Silver Octopus said:
Wait, it's not that enough friends/kiwis/weens convinced him he could die; it's that someone is dragging him to the doctors? I'll assume it wasn't Barb cause she really doesn't seem to give a shit about what Chris gets up to.
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The friends/kiwis/weens was the outside intervention I was referring to. My point was that the seemingly hyperbolic posts about how Chris is going to die were all written with the assumption that he wouldn't get it treated on his own. And indeed, they were correct about that.
 
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August16 said:
Oh sweet. Thanks!

So sad these masterpieces were lost to the ages :( Will save this one.

If anyone has the other two, I would be most grateful if you could upload them.
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I'd love to see the "No Darkies, Jerkop!" one personally.

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I used to watch that as a kid. The feels
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I used to see this tape on the shelf at Dollar Tree 15 years back.

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I feel like high school graduation is where it all fell apart. Although I imagine there is no one answer.
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I would put the end of his public education as well, Barb and Bob could no longer just dump Chris off at day care like they did.

Hubcapdiamondstarhalo said:
Yeah. Chris was devastated that the gal pals were not going to be sticking around after high school. They were a gift that was taken from him. In Chris's super coddled life, taking back a gift was a traumatic event. His life took a bad turn after high school that Chris never recovered from. If the gal pals hadn't been employed by Bob, then Chris would have been glad to leave high school and probably would've had a better time in his 20's.
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I would think had they listen to the school district's advice, Chris would've gone to a special school for his Autism instead. None of this gal pals or buying the principal's favors would've been done had they agreed to it.

waffle said:
I wonder if Chris has seen Madoka Magica and if so if he understood what it was supposed to be about or just got rely confused when the tone shifted half way though or so.
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Assuming he even watches anime anymore, and even so, I'm sure it would be too thought-provoking for him to even get through it.
 
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Chris may have been completely pwned in the Father Call, but I actually give him props for sticking around 2+ hours. He could've left anytime.
 
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