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Subconcious Offense said:
Bob is not entirely innocent. He did deny proper care for Chris and opted to raise Chris as if his mental problems didn't exist. Whatever shitstorm he deals with are just results of his bad decisions 20+ years ago catching up.
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Yeah, he did bury his head in the sand, enable Barb, and didn't get Chris into the proper special education programs that could have helped him. I think ignorance and his generation was at fault, too. He was old-school and probably figured it best that exceptional kids be locked away and hidden, like they did in the earlier part of the 20th century.

And you have to hand it to good ole' Bob- in light of the recent shitpost this morning, he was still in pretty good form at age 80! :lol::lol::lol:
 
I've only seen Chris upload shitty Smash videos with his inbred miis dicking around. I know he buys video games for fuck all, including street fighter and both versions of Smash 4, but is he actually good at fighting games? I doubt it, but the guy spends all day doing nothing
 
'Ello.

Who from Chris's clown-shirt, troll-raging past excluding his mom and Anna still communicates with him?

That's a big question, I suppose. Who hasn't Chris run out in some form or another?

But no really, who's left? Excluding Kiwis as well.
 
A special treat for all you old school fans and felow spergs out there:

I miss the old Chris Chan, drink his own sperm Chris Chan
the "I'm working on it" Chris Chan, beat up the trolls Chris Chan
I hate the new Chris Chan, the tomgirl Chris Chan
The lazy fuck Chris Chan, mutilate his taint Chris Chan
I miss the sweet Chris Chan, making them comics Chris Chan
I gotta say, at that time I'd still prefer not to meet Chris Chan
See I invented Chris Chan, it wasn't any Chris Chans
And now I look and look around and there's so many Chris Chans
I used to love Chris Chan, I used to love Chris Chan
I even had the striped polo, I thought I was Chris Chan
What if Chris Chan made a song, about Chris Chan?
Called "I Miss The Old Chris Chan," man that would be so Chris Chan
That's all it was Chris Chan, we still love Chris Chan
And I love you like Chris Chan loves china
 
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I'm fucking retarded, when people call Chris OPL, what does OPL stand for?
 
As gloriously autistic as it is, every shirt Chris has worn has been categorized and subsequently named. What would you name the yellow, my little pony, shirt Chris has worn in his recent videos?
 
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Chris can have an interest in major world events if lesbians are involved.

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Cackman said:
Do we have any information on Chris' relationship with alcohol? My impression was he was teetotal and that his vice/addiction of choice was LEGO.

But the revelation that his mangina was the result of him getting drunk and cutting himself up obviously debunks that. Does he drink regularly? How much does he typically drink in a session?
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My understanding is that he isn't a heavy drinker at all. Notoriously, he used to add sugar to beer because he didn't like the taste. I think alcohol is just one of those things he feels he needs to do because he's a grown-up. Don't know about this latest revelation though.

TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
If someone wrote an autobiography about Chris, do you think that shit would sell?
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Pretty much everyone who's interested in him has already read the CWCki, so I doubt it would sell to the wider public until he shoots up a mall or something. So at the current rate of degeneration, about 2018.

blastoiseplushie said:
I wonder why Bob left his wife and 2 kids for Barb, anyway. I guess that's ancient history, who knows the real reason.
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My understanding was that he left them before Barb was in the picture.

jc17 said:
Okay... Let's be hypothetical and pretend Chris was redeemable... At this point, what would Chris have to do to turn his reputation around and look like a half way decent human being?
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Fake his death, move to a different state and stay off the Internet.

Chomping Chalupas said:
I've only seen Chris upload shitty Smash videos with his inbred miis dicking around. I know he buys video games for fuck all, including street fighter and both versions of Smash 4, but is he actually good at fighting games? I doubt it, but the guy spends all day doing nothing
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He used to threaten to beat people up in Soul Calibur, and he struggled on Easy. I don't know if he's improved since then, but given that he never improves at anything...
 
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Sounding like a silly question, would Chris play "No Man's Sky"? Just noticed this review and thought to ask...
 
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Probably has been asked before in the past, but:

Do you think there could ever be a biopic movie made about Chris' life? Not in the next few years, but off into the future- when Chris has either already passed, or he's faded away to the point he can no longer type or communicate with the world.

If there was, what kind of film would it be? A drama, or a strange cult comedy?

ETA: The T-shirt...wow. I wouldn't know what to call it besides an abomination, also wondering how he found one which fit him if it only comes in junior girl sizes.
 
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was going to post this in the new etsy thread but.. it's better here
Take a good look at me in my latest video on my YouTube channel.
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Take a look at my chris-chan
he's the only one i got
not much of a chris-chan
i never seem to get a lot

take a car ride, across the country
like to see that julie girl
see that girl in state of ohio
I'm hoping that my quest's done
or else i'm going to look dumb

could we have naners for breakfast
mummy dear, mummy dear
they gotta have them in new york
cuz smithy is a millionaire

I'm a roller, I'm a troller
do you want my autograph
I'm a lesbo, not a homo
not tribbing much and that's true
there's not a lot that i do
 
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jc17 said:
Okay... Let's be hypothetical and prentend Chris was redeemable... At this point, what would Chris have to do to turn his reputation around and look like a half way decent human being?
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Years of occupational and emotional therapy, an extreme fitness regiment, a name change, and to win the lotto.
 
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