Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Mariposa Electrique]

I've seen alot of people wanting to go on this "Help Chris" thing lately. But, here's the thing. The last major time we helped Chris, after his house burnt down and we sent him money and over a grand in stuff, all he did was say thanks.... And then say that we should be shut down.

Chris may want your help for the attention it brings, especially with the whole begging shitstorm this year but he does not deserve it. If you want to to donate money, give it to someone who actually needs it, or a charity.

Yeah, no, I get the sentiment that since Chris made that post targeting kiwifarms, public sentiment has turned for the worse for America's most "beloved" manbaby.

 

[normankrasner]

how much interaction did Chris even have with other kids outside of school besides somehow getting the galpals to come over for cake and Good Burger?

 

[Trilby]

a woman

Who wants to bet it'll be the same costume as last year?

 

[Silver Octopus]

I think Francine/Jeff Ouzos needs to "open" an online store to sell medallions - that might motivate Chris to go back to etsy and scam people out of money that way instead of begging for cash.

 

[Silvally]

What's Chris going to cosplay as this year?

I'm hoping for like Misty or sailor moon just for the laughs men in those outfits bring

 

[Hubcapdiamondstarhalo]

@CatParty yes I would fuck Anna.

That was a great thread m0ds and you shouldn't have closed it

 

[tonettafan]

♫Despite my age, I am still just a virgin with rage♫

 

[blastoiseplushie]

Just wondering- when was the last time Chris did something TRULY funny recently?

The last recent time, I think, was the 'who's better at sex moves, me or Whatshisname?' poll. This was one of the first videos I ever saw of Chris' antics- and honest to God, I laughed so hard my eyes were watering! Grown man wearing pantyhose in a childish bedroom, lying on his bed, spinning and bouncing his inflatable Waifu around. Normally this isn't the kind of humor I'm into but...I was hooked on CWC from that moment on. I was even driving on the highway later that day, and just the THOUGHT of it made me giggle again. I kept thinking to myself, 'this can't be a real person! It must be an act!'

But he hasn't been doing that stuff at ALL lately. It's like he's burning out, and it's worrisome because of the health/taint thing. Maybe this question needs to be in one of the main threads. Thoughts?

 

[Marvin]

Just wondering- when was the last time Chris did something TRULY funny recently?

The last recent time, I think, was the 'who's better at sex moves, me or Whatshisname?' poll. This was one of the first videos I ever saw of Chris' antics- and honest to God, I laughed so hard my eyes were watering! Grown man wearing pantyhose in a childish bedroom, lying on his bed, spinning and bouncing his inflatable Waifu around. Normally this isn't the kind of humor I'm into but...I was hooked on CWC from that moment on. I was even driving on the highway later that day, and just the THOUGHT of it made me giggle again. I kept thinking to myself, 'this can't be a real person! It must be an act!'

But he hasn't been doing that stuff at ALL lately. It's like he's burning out, and it's worrisome because of the health/taint thing. Maybe this question needs to be in one of the main threads. Thoughts?

Chris doing those kind of things is a function of people being bored enough to get him to do those things. Chris himself doesn't really factor into it that much. Other than he's kind of funny looking, of course.

 

[Guy Smiley]

Just wondering- when was the last time Chris did something TRULY funny recently?

Remember when he publicly stated that he had incestuous thoughts and dreams about his elderly mother?

That was last week.

(Admittedly, the line between funny and horrifying gets very fuzzy when it comes to Chris-Chan.)

 

[blastoiseplushie]

Remember when he publicly stated that he had incestuous thoughts and dreams about his elderly mother?

That was last week.

(Admittedly, the line between funny and horrifying gets very fuzzy when it comes to Chris-Chan.)

To me, that was way more on the side of horrifying. There's nothing funny about that, nor is there anything funny about bitching at schoolteachers on Facebook or TMI'ing about his bowels when he eats a tacoburger.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

To me, that was way more on the side of horrifying. There's nothing funny about that, nor is there anything funny about bitching at schoolteachers on Facebook or TMI'ing about his bowels when he eats a tacoburger.

Sir I respectfully disagree with you on all counts.

 

[Silver Octopus]

To me, that was way more on the side of horrifying. There's nothing funny about that, nor is there anything funny about bitching at schoolteachers on Facebook or TMI'ing about his bowels when he eats a tacoburger.

Well when you think about it, There's nothing funny about Chris because he's obviously a very confused and troubled guy with mental disabilities and we're actually terrible people for laughing at him, documenting his life and sharing it with other people.


But whatever

 

[TopCat]

I wonder, would Chris still be (in)famous if he had discovered the internet 10 years later (i.e. in 2009/10, rather than 1999/2000).

 

[mrmilkman]

IF Chris is in such a financial bind, why hasn't he tried to get a job?

 

[Marvin]

IF Chris is in such a financial bind, why hasn't he tried to get a job?

He's not in such a financial bind.

(I mean, there's a more complicated answer to that, but yeah, that's the gist of it.)

 

[Lipitor]

IF Chris is in such a financial bind, why hasn't he tried to get a job?

He's not in such a financial bind.

(I mean, there's a more complicated answer to that, but yeah, that's the gist of it.)

I don't think it's not that much more complicated. Chris doesn't want a job, regardless of whether he needs one or not. Chris won't even consider the possibility of getting a job, because it's something he really doesn't want to do. Chris is willing to beg the fans (trolls) for money before even resorting to thinking about getting a job, and that begging (sadly) has been very successful. Chris has convinced himself he is too busy/handling too much to get a job, because of his extreme fear of assuming any responsibility over his own life, yadda yadda yad... He doesn't have one, because he doesn't want one, and is accustomed to the idea that he should just be financially supported out of thin air.

 

[Silver Octopus]

I don't think it's not that much more complicated. Chris doesn't want a job, regardless of whether he needs one or not. Chris won't even consider the possibility of getting a job, because it's something he really doesn't want to do. Chris is willing to beg the fans (trolls) for money before even resorting to thinking about getting a job, and that begging (sadly) has been very successful. Chris has convinced himself he is too busy/handling too much to get a job, because of his extreme fear of assuming any responsibility over his own life, yadda yadda yad... He doesn't have one, because he doesn't want one, and is accustomed to the idea that he should just be financially supported out of thin air.

He can't even do prostitution correctly, let alone an actual 9 til 5 job.

 

[Hubcapdiamondstarhalo]

He's not in such a financial bind.

(I mean, there's a more complicated answer to that, but yeah, that's the gist of it.)

THA BEANS, MAN. SPILL IT.

 

[Marvin]

THA BEANS, MAN. SPILL IT.

When Chris cries about needing money, he really thinks he needs money. But nah, he's just blubbering because he's burdened with even the tiniest of restrictions on his spending.