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Clyde Cash's Left Teste said:
What do you think is Chris's actual sexuality?
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From my observation? definitely still 100% straight, I think he just "pretending" to be BI-tranny so that he would have a better chance to catch some pussy on his tangled fishing net.

BeatboxBill said:
Will we ever know who this "Flutter" is?
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Knowing Chris, he'll definitely blurted out something about Flutter that would let her into getting doxxed.

AnOminous said:
I hope not. I hope she joins the pantheon of people like The Magic Man where nobody ever knows who they were.
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Or the Lady Managers.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
At the beginning of those comics, it's just a Pokemon and Sonic mashup fanfiction.

By the end of those comics, it is a deranged self-insert with "transgender" stuff.
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You're underselling it. It starts out as a Pokemon/Sonic crossover (along with other media properties the author likes) with a self-insert fighting against fictionalized versions of his IRL "enemies" as a power fantasy, and slowly morphs into a story warped by internet trolling and worsening mental illness that ends with a graphic, gorey execution of four people, a 9/11 style attack by the heroes, and the mass poisoning of the world's water supply to eradicate all homosexuals. Then after a near-decade hiatus, the comic returns and the final completed issue is a rambling, incoherent handwritten manifesto sparsely illustrated with half-finished sketches, in which the author proclaims they have become a magical computer space god and their imaginary universe has been invade by an army of evil time-traveling nazis who rape everything, causing the author himself to almost be raped by his own creation, mirroring the author's own incest controversy not long afterwards.

and that's not even mentioning the graphic, hardcore full-penetration sex scenes that show up in the comic halfway through.
 
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themarchivist2 said:
I do think Chris is actually bisexual, albeit more attracted to women than to men. He did have an aversion to men for a long while, most likely because of the sketchy shit that happened with the principal (and whatever inspired the JenkinsJinkies story), which probably overrode any attraction he had. I think at this point though, he's literally just too mentally unwell for that aversion to continue, so now he's able to feel attracted to men.
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I think he's straight, but just role-plays as gay sometimes to preserve the idea that he's married to Magi-Chan, which wasn't even his own idea. That marriage is more important to him than the act of denying he's gay.

Chris sometimes says creepy sexually suggestive things to men, like to Sockness and Null, and kissed a few men on the cheek years ago, but that seems to be as far as he's willing to go to act out. Like, when Sockness called Chris's bluff and tried to visit, he freaked out and told him to fuck off, so it seems he's fine with role-playing about being attracted to Sockness, but not with actually meeting up with him.

When his hormones skyrocketed during 2021, he once listed out a few people he'd been considering for a relationship, and they were all women he'd been interacting with. If he was genuinely bisexual, then it's odd he wasn't also including the men he was interacting with at the time, like Caden, Naught, WCT, Null, etc.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
I think he's straight, but just role-plays as gay sometimes to preserve the idea that he's married to Magi-Chan, which wasn't even his own idea. That marriage is more important to him than the act of denying he's gay.

Chris sometimes says creepy sexually suggestive things to men, like to Sockness and Null, and kissed a few men on the cheek years ago, but that seems to be as far as he's willing to go to act out. Like, when Sockness called Chris's bluff and tried to visit, he freaked out and told him to fuck off, so it seems he's fine with role-playing about being attracted to Sockness, but not with actually meeting up with him.

When his hormones skyrocketed during 2021, he once listed out a few people he'd been considering for a relationship, and they were all women he'd been interacting with. If he was genuinely bisexual, then it's odd he wasn't also including the men he was interacting with at the time, like Caden, Naught, WCT, Null, etc.
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Yeah, I think he's about as gay as most men, such as having occasionally considered what it would be like, under what circumstances it might happen, but are primarily straight. He just talks about it like he does everything else. With no filter between brain and mouth.

Despite trooning out (for reasons unrelated to body dysmorphia no matter what he tries to convince himself) he's totally still all about pussy.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris sometimes says creepy sexually suggestive things to men, like to Sockness and Null, and kissed a few men on the cheek years ago, but that seems to be as far as he's willing to go to act out. Like, when Sockness called Chris's bluff and tried to visit, he freaked out and told him to fuck off, so it seems he's fine with role-playing about being attracted to Sockness, but not with actually meeting up with him.
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To be fair, Jacob Sockness is one of the most offputting and unattractive sexual deviants in human history, and hearing that he's on his way to your house is akin to hearing that your family is about to be slaughtered.
 
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I've always wondered how Chris managed to guess Anna McLerran's age in The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer (and, going by Chris's word, several other people's ages,) considering his face blindness. You think he just always guessed randomly then walked away awkwardly if he got it wrong?
 
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