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trolls of "The Classic" days:

Alec, BILLY MAYS, BlueSpike, Clyde Cash, Pickle Man...

trolls of Current Year:

"Idea Guys", "Praetor", "Teen Troon Squad"...
 
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In 2017, Chris saw a solar eclipse. It was a partial eclipse in Virginia, but if he had traveled to South Carolina, he could have seen a total eclipse.
There's going to be another eclipse next week, and it will also be partial in Virginia. But a total eclipse is so much better, and if he's willing and able to travel, he could see a total eclipse.
The easiest way for him to do this is to re-create his trip to Cleveland. He's already been there. He wouldn't even have to go all the way there. Just getting to Akron would be close enough, as long as the weather cooperates.
This looks to be the best chance Chris will ever have to see a total eclipse. There will not be a total eclipse in Virginia in Chris's lifetime.
Has Chris expressed any interest in going to see it?
 
Betonhaus said:
I'm just popping in out of curiosity, but how has Chris been since prison? Has he toned down the craziness? Has he built healthy relationships? Has he fucked off to a small town where he can touch grass?
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He is trying to legally change his name to Jesus Christine Christ Chan Sonicchu Prime and he says he only raped Barb in another dimension, how does it sound like he is doing?
 
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Betonhaus said:
I'm just popping in out of curiosity, but how has Chris been since prison? Has he toned down the craziness? Has he built healthy relationships? Has he fucked off to a small town where he can touch grass?
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Oh, you can read all that on Sonichu.com

You don't need us spoiling the fun of reading for you. I'd recommend starting on March of 2023, as it's been a little over a year since his release.
 
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Do you think Chris will make any attempt to take care of Flutter after he knocks her up or will he just leave her to fend for herself while he plays video games?
 
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BubbaRobot887 said:
Do you think Chris will make any attempt to take care of Flutter after he knocks her up or will he just leave her to fend for herself while he plays video games?
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We know he'd want to spiritually cleanse his offspring as soon as possible after their birth. Flutter however he'd probably leave to fend for herself.
 
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BubbaRobot887 said:
Do you think Chris will make any attempt to take care of Flutter after he knocks her up or will he just leave her to fend for herself while he plays video games?
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Depends on this theoretical (remember Chris likely can't father a child anymore given the damage he's done to his own biology) child's gender.

God help us all if it's a boy, because deep down you all know Chris still wants Crystal.
 
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What is Chris doing to his brain by going online all the time? I want someone well-versed in psychiatry or neurology to tell me some fun facts.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Depends on this theoretical (remember Chris likely can't father a child anymore given the damage he's done to his own biology) child's gender.

God help us all if it's a boy, because deep down you all know Chris still wants Crystal.
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If Chris has a boy they will make a horror movie about what he does to that kid.
 
I was wondering, maybe he and and Flutter are on a beach somewhere. If she's going to college this is springbreak, and in the last sighting of them together they were in front of the swimwear section of a store. By that time they already knew they could not go to BABScon.

Chris was last spotted presumably alone near a Target on March 25th, on the same day he accidentally hit stream instead of recording a new "Chris Chan vs AI" song which is not out yet and then nothing after that. His twitter doesn't have any new activity since March 22nd.
 
Ammyterasu said:
I was wondering, maybe he and and Flutter are on a beach somewhere. If she's going to college this is springbreak, and in the last sighting of them together they were in front of the swimwear section of a store. By that time they already knew they could not go to BABScon.

Chris was last spotted presumably alone near a Target on March 25th, on the same day he accidentally hit stream instead of recording a new "Chris Chan vs AI" song which is not out yet and then nothing after that. His twitter doesn't have any new activity since March 22nd.
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Well they do say that spring is when you get twitterpatted.
 
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If Chris won the lottery do you think he would be set for life and so he would just sit back and play video games all day and so we would never hear from him again, or would he blow all the money on something stupid and need to be back to live streaming in a month?
 
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If Chris won the lottery do you think he would be set for life and so he would just sit back and play video games all day and so we would never hear from him again, or would he blow all the money on something stupid and need to be back to live streaming in a month?
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Even excluding Caden from the picture, Chris absolutely would burn that money on stupid shit.

Specifically, I bet he would try to seek out animators online and pay them stupid amounts of money to make new episodes of G4 - remember the $50K Hazbin Hotel fetish animation? And then the few people that would actually even work with Chris in the first place would get fed up because Chris would micromanage the shit out of the process and make constant demands that would invalidate hours of work constantly, as Chris doesn't understand how long it takes to make animation.
 
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Good point, also I am pretty sure he would get sued by Hasbro and Discovery because I don't think he would bother to buy the rights before going into production.
 
BubbaRobot887 said:
Good point, also I am pretty sure he would get sued by Hasbro and Discovery because I don't think he would bother to buy the rights before going into production.
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He'd claim that as Jesus/God/whatever that rights don't apply to him (and then of course by hypocritical and angrily denounce anybody trying to profit off Sonichu without giving him money in turn)
 
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