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Optimus Prime said:
He'd claim that as Jesus/God/whatever that rights don't apply to him (and then of course by hypocritical and angrily denounce anybody trying to profit off Sonichu without giving him money in turn)
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I would love to see Chris get sued and see the look on his lawyer's face as he or she tries to argue that in court because Chris insists they use that legal tactic as a defense.
 
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Glowie said:
How does Chris cope with the reality that he can't any offspring? I'm little out of the loop if Chris picked up anti natalist policies.
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Reality? His cope is waiting for the Dimensional Merge to happen, which will solve all his problems and give him "fully functional" female parts. Going by his comic, he's going to impregnate himself somehow and then he will ignore his children and let a Mexican nanny raise them.
 
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Glowie said:
How does Chris cope with the reality that he can't any offspring? I'm little out of the loop if Chris picked up anti natalist policies.
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By calling Sonichu his son, because during the 'Sonichu possession' stint, he pretended to be Sonichu and always referred to himself in the third person as 'mama' which was really fucked up.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
By calling Sonichu his son, because during the 'Sonichu possession' stint, he pretended to be Sonichu and always referred to himself in the third person as 'mama' which was really fucked up.
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Coping with the fact that he will never have fruits of loins around him (Thankfully for society Chris can't procreate for multiple reasons)
 
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BubbaRobot887 said:
So when Chris gave birth to Sonichu did Sonichu come out of Chris' asshole or penis?
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He'd probably chicken out and claim it was some kind of Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends situation where he just thought really hard about Sonichu and POOF! - there was an electric hedgehog. Which is pretty much literally how Chris outright described 'creating' Sonichu to begin with for the CD cover art project that led to Chris needing something other than Sonic.

This is in line with how Chris believes all cartoons are real and the pictures he drew are 'windows' into an alternate cartoon reality, though Chris just declares anything he doesn't like as 'non-canon' in violation of the rules he himself vaguely establishes. This is why Simonla was such a problem - Chris himself created her trying to rip off somebody else's idea, so he'd given 'life' to the character and he was in a position where he'd have to take that life away and couldn't just ignore it like he usually does other people's creations that are not of his own characters.

Glowie said:
Coping with the fact that he will never have fruits of loins around him (Thankfully for society Chris can't procreate for multiple reasons)
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Nah, more a mutation of the fact one of his earliest inspirations for Sonichu was a scene in, weirdly enough, 'The American Rabbit' which is a pretty brainless animated cartoon movie Chris naturally latched onto. If you go back to the original cover, Sonichu directly is saying "I will, thank you father!" and when Chris remade this cover years later, he just changed it to "mother" because he really wants to be trans.
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Nah, more a mutation of the fact one of his earliest inspirations for Sonichu was a scene in, weirdly enough, 'The American Rabbit'
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Autistic tangent 'american rabbit' was uploaded to YouTube with comment section talking about Chris Chan than the weird roller skating rabbit of patriotism and piano music.

I don't get it, do I have to be Autistic to see the deep lore and appeal?
 
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whitepaws said:
In 2017, Chris saw a solar eclipse. It was a partial eclipse in Virginia, but if he had traveled to South Carolina, he could have seen a total eclipse.
There's going to be another eclipse next week, and it will also be partial in Virginia. But a total eclipse is so much better, and if he's willing and able to travel, he could see a total eclipse.
The easiest way for him to do this is to re-create his trip to Cleveland. He's already been there. He wouldn't even have to go all the way there. Just getting to Akron would be close enough, as long as the weather cooperates.
This looks to be the best chance Chris will ever have to see a total eclipse. There will not be a total eclipse in Virginia in Chris's lifetime.
Has Chris expressed any interest in going to see it?
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It's looking like the whole path of totality will be covered in clouds across the US.
Chris will need to get a passport to see a total eclipse in the coming years or somehow stay alive until 2044. Maybe then he can go to Minot and watch one with Ulillillia. There's another one in 2045 that gives a wide range of options, but the Redneck Riviera in Florida could be a good choice.

For anyone curious, the partial eclipse thing is not the same as a total eclipse at all. A partial eclipse is the thing where people make pinholes in paper and look at the shadow cast underneath, aside from a few who just look through the pinhole and burn out their eye, or Trump who just fucking stared at it.
A total eclipse is almost life-changing. It's one of the most impressive things I've seen in my life. You get to see the sun's corona and it's almost like it's alive. The air cools and the sky darkens and stars become visible. Birds and insects become confused at start doing their night time behaviors.
ToroidalBoat said:
Didn't he derp about it being "poetry in motion"? Where'd he parrot that line from?
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Possibly the song by Johnny Tillotson. He could be corrupting music of the spheres though, which refers to the music-like operation of the solar system.
BubbaRobot887 said:
If Chris won the lottery do you think he would be set for life and so he would just sit back and play video games all day and so we would never hear from him again, or would he blow all the money on something stupid and need to be back to live streaming in a month?
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Lottery winners often spend all their money extremely rapidly. If they were good with money they wouldn't be putting money into lottery tickets. Basically if Barb is dead or out of the house, maybe he could pay off the debts and keep 14BC. Then he could fill it with toys and junk until there's another fire and the house just collapses on him.
 
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Why are Tom Hanks and Margot Robbie so insanely popular, even though they basically play themselves? Or might as well.
 
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Because people actually like Tom Hanks and Margot Robbie, so when they play themselves, they're playing a likeable character.
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Yeah, I guess I understand that. It's just I like to try my hardest to suspend my belief, and I can't really do it with those two. I did like Saving Private Ryan and The Terminal, though. Just saying.

@derpi Who? Hanks?
 
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What if I were to make up an original fiction in which no fiction was ever made up anywhere in the universe?

If "all fiction is real", that one would cancel out the entire "fiction dimension" according to the "logic".

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With the history of youtubers covering Chris becoming cows after they try to start heavily white knighting him and crying over muh transphobia. What's the odds? The fake Reddit psychologist will be the next Chris-Chan history channel. Sonichu Psychology will be the next big cow? His Null video is nothing but him bitching about tranny jokes and advocating for Kiwi farms to be shutdown. Nigga even said Yikes unironically.
 
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At almost every convention I've been to since seeing the real Chris at BronyCon, I have seen at least one or two people cosplaying as Chris. Since Chris got kicked out of one convention and preemptively banned from another, could other people be kicked out of cons for cosplaying as him?
 
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