Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Holdek]

I've been wondering this. When Chris spent time in jail before he was bailed out do you think some of the nice inmates fucked his ass and made him suck them off? I've been wondering this because Chris is so against homosexuality, that when he was in jail i bet he was against being put in the protective gay pods and demanded general pop. If he came in wearing a bra, his gaytard Sailor Neptune outfit, makeup and pretending to be a girl it probably followed him up and he was probably getting ass rammed the next day.

You dont need to look like a woman to get jail raped. You just need an ass for someone to put a dick into.
Imagine chris and his willingness to volunteer information telling someone that hes a transgender woman or go on about recycling. It probably took the inmates less then 5 minutes to start taking advantage of him and use him as a fuck toy.

What the hell is wrong with you?

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Chris looks like he's in his 30s there.

I think it's the combination of pedo-stache and 70s glasses. Although in general, he hasn't aged well. I can't think of a photo post puberty where he doesn't look at least a decade older than he is. I'd say that between his weight, his hair, his fashion choices and his general grooming standards, he looks about 60 now.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Puberty produced a reasonable-looking Chris-ape (when he was in his 20's) but now, eh... no.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Lol, he was just happy because he thought lesbians really wanted to smash his girlduck.
I think those are the same sneakers he wore to Omegacon and to sit alone on the blanket, just in new condition. I think Chris is somewhat taller than he claims to be, he dwarfed that poor woman and almost ripped her arm off.

After "dancing" with that girl for less than 30 seconds Chris seems to tire of the formality and grabs her by the hand, intending to drag her back to 14B so she can meet mother before they trib. I wonder if afterward Chris thought something along the lines of "Almost had her, but damn autism!"

 

[Goochole]

I think Chris should start talking with a lisp.

 

[Pop]

When did the nickname "Chris-chan" first appear? Was this in this video? https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Chan_in_the_PokéNews

 

[IslamicContent]

New pics of 14 BLC
Didn't post as thread because John Goodman will lock it like he does with every other good thread.

Basically just a bunch of trash, managed to get 2 pics before I saw a light turn on in the house so I scramed.

 

[Lurkman]

New pics of 14 BLC
Didn't post as thread because John Goodman will lock it like he does with every other good thread. Feel free to use these in a thread, I'm not risking getting banned.

Basically just a bunch of trash, managed to get 2 pics before I saw a light turn on in the house so I scramed.

hi @garbageraider

 

[Buck Mullet]

New pics of 14 BLC
Didn't post as thread because John Goodman will lock it like he does with every other good thread. Feel free to use these in a thread, I'm not risking getting banned.

Basically just a bunch of trash, managed to get 2 pics before I saw a light turn on in the house so I scramed.

Why leave? Just sit in one of those neglected lawn chairs and loiter. If the Chandlers get pissy and tell you to go, ask them "So, in other words, am I banned from your property?" If they say yes, then whip out a contract for them to sign proclaiming the ban be lifted due to discrimination.

 

[HumanBeanbag]

When did the nickname "Chris-chan" first appear? Was this in this video?

Interesting question. I'm fairy sure they don't actually mention his name in that video. I did do some looking on the wiki though. This is what I found:

• Chris made his Magi-Chan character no later than February 2nd 2004. This shows him using the -chan suffix. He may have thought up his Chris-Chan Sonichu character around the same time.

• The first recorded use of 'Chris-Chan' specifically seems to be in a strip from Sonichu #0 drawn May 8th 2004 where Sonichu says 'I'm with you Chris-Chan'.

At a broader level, this also ties into the 'perfect storm' element of Chris's life. It's crazy to me that he just happens to share part of his name with 4chan, one of the websites involved with popularising him.

 

[Staffy]

Why leave? Just sit in one of those neglected lawn chairs and loiter. If the Chandlers get pissy and tell you to go, ask them "So, in other words, am I banned from your property?" If they say yes, then whip out a contract for them to sign proclaiming the ban be lifted due to discrimination.

Shouldn't pepper sprays be necessary too? Just in case Chris and Barb or someone disagrees and starts to call the jerkops he could just whip out the pepper spray and spray it on their bellies.

 

[WEEDle]

New pics of 14 BLC
Didn't post as thread because John Goodman will lock it like he does with every other good thread. Feel free to use these in a thread, I'm not risking getting banned.

Basically just a bunch of trash, managed to get 2 pics before I saw a light turn on in the house so I scramed.

It's light outside though? Why would they turn a light on and why would you even notice?

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I don't know if anyone's mentioned this before, but I just noticed that Sega follows Chris's twitter account. I thought that was kind of interesting.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

Was there ever a period in Chris' life that you ever felt genuinely sorry for him?

Not his saddest moment, but for some reason that video where Jackie made him sing the Full House theme makes me feel sorry for him, he looks like he's feeling utterly miserable. Almost like he is mildly aware that he is making an ass of himself and Jackie is just fucking with him, but he is so desperate that he's willing to take the risk.

Was Chris graded on a different curve than the other students at his high school? I fail to see how he was on the Honor Roll otherwise.

Acording to Bob himself he didn't (around 11:00). In any case, if he made it he didn't deserve it. We have seen his homework and it was unequivocally Chris-like.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Why has there been no content from Chris-chan lately? Why has there been such a dry spell recently?

What happened to the troll earlier in the year that got him to do the lesbian sleepover, and sex contest, and enterprise? I'm not condoning the trolling, I'm just curious why they stopped...

 

[Goochole]

Why has there been no content from Chris-chan lately? Why has there been such a dry spell recently?

What happened to the troll earlier in the year that got him to do the lesbian sleepover, and sex contest, and enterprise? I'm not condoning the trolling, I'm just curious why they stopped...

And even long after that I thought something was definitely stirring with Chris.

Maybe their plan failed, whatever it was?

 

[TheRollinWonder-]

So what gender is Chris? I seriously can't tell what what that thing is.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

What is the purpose of sonic totem? Is it Chris trying to achieve I immortality through the dark arts?

 

[Silvally]

So what gender is Chris? I seriously can't tell what what that thing is.

at this point i dont think he has a gender and lets be honest here nobody really wants him in there gender

 

[Sniper King]

I have recently been following a youtuber known as Sachumu. After seeing his documentary of Chris, I've also been watching his podcasts.

I was wondering if are there anymore accurate documentaries about Chris and his antics, and probably a nice analysis and breakdown of his misadventures.