Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Autistic Phil Collins]

Chris hands out mini Sonichu medallions, of course.

 

[Betonova]

White homemade lollipops.

 

[qld]

Chris's hand-painted candy hearts with phrases such as "Want Woman," "Searching for a Boyfriend-Free Girl Age 18-34" and "Noviophobic." This is the damned reason he can't get the medallion orders filled, folks.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

I don't think I'd be surprised if Charb have thought of charging for Halloween candy.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I can imagine Chris in full 'troon drag coming to the door, and inadvertently scaring off the trick-or-treaters.

Chris: "Hey ya'll cute little kiddies, take a look at mai sugar cookies and then help yourself to some Holloweenie treats. You there, little black boy on da end, don't be shy, mamma's got plenty to go go around"

Kid: "Um...sir, I'm white, and all you've got in that bucket is some expired packets of ketchup from McDonald's and a tampon applicator"
Chris: Who sent you, the Jews, the gay men, Megan, or was it that one Jew, Snyder? I told everyone, my name is Christine now, and that means you can't hold me responsible for anything!

 

[Beauty]

If someone trick-or-treats Chris he's left the choice of either giving away candy or risk being a prank victim. This will cause him to stress sigh and shit himself, the latter being an excellent defense mechanism to repel unwanted guests. Clearly, Chris is the next step of human evolution.

 

[JohnLenin]

Nothing. Before Chris can even reach for candy to give he scares off the trick or treaters.

 

[ShavedSheep]

We should put a kiwi farms sign on his lawn

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

Chris's hand-painted candy hearts with phrases such as "Want Woman," "Searching for a Boyfriend-Free Girl Age 18-34" and "Noviophobic." This is the damned reason he can't get the medallion orders filled, folks.

made this a long time ago

 

[ZehnBoat]

chris would mace the kids and steal their candy

 

[Subconcious Offense]

 

[Slowinthemind]

I bet the Chandler house is infamous and the local kids are shit scared of it, the stench alone would put anyone off the treats.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

 

[Apocalypso]

 

[Postal Dude]

I hope OP gets arsenic in his candy.

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

I thought they stopped giving out candy after that one kid from their neighborhood mysteriously disappeared.

Spoiler: Last known photo

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Chris doesn't give out candy, He's the one going trick or treating. He probably doesn't see anything wrong with a 34 year old doing it either.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Legend has it that Old Manchild Chris will take in curious kids and soften them in up in his putrid taint pus so that his dead-eyed, soulless momma can gum them down more easily because donations weren't great this month.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

I bet Bob & Barb were the type of parents who thought Halloween was a pagan holiday and shouldn't be celebrated because it's ungodly. Would keep in step that the Chandler household has always been joyless.

 

[MrTroll]

Pieces of undigested corn that Chris picked out of his poop.