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Mariposa Electrique said:
Well, do you blame him?! Now he's going to be the only lesbian without an NX The reason he'll want this console, he needs it to validate his female soul, so he can carry around with him at LGBT outings and complain why marginal to beautiful women won't approach him. It's going to be all the rage amongst the lesbian community this holiday season; Chris has to have it, or he will die a very theatrical death. I hope they make them in white or Chris is going to have to find another way to be disappointed when he does not get a white one from Fingerhut.
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If they don't make them in white, someone's gonna get maced.
 
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HumanBeanbag said:
Welp, Nintendo just revealed their new console for March 2017.

How likely is it Chris asks for one as a late birthday present and ends up buying it himself?
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Considering that I heard there's going to be a sonic game for it (I can't remember the name and dont really care to remember), I'll be surprised if he DOESN'T do exactly that. After all if it's got sonic in it--even if it causes him to go on a tirade--he's got to have it.

However. . .although the release date for the Nintendo Switch is still a long ways away, Barb's release date from her mortal coil might not be that far away. I mean, the woman--and I use that term loosely--is practically a walking zombie at this point. If she happens to go before the Switch comes out it's Financhu Crisis ho!

Not that I wouldn't put it past him to buy expensive toys when he also needs the money to pay for his dead mother's cremation or funeral, of course.
 
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I don't get why people say the "you don't have to tell me twice.." in Sonichu doesn't make sense. It's just a joke that you actually do have to tell him twice because he gets distracted.
 
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I think he's just rambling about something unrelated to show that he gets distracted ...and does need to be told twice. Like "sonic, run!" "you don't have to tell me twice! But do you know, during the stone age they used to hide in caves from metors" "I said run" etc.
 
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BurningPewter said:
I think he's just rambling about something unrelated to show that he gets distracted ...and does need to be told twice. Like "sonic, run!" "you don't have to tell me twice! But do you know, during the stone age they used to hide in caves from metors" "I said run" etc.
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Yeah, see what you're proposing is just one of many theories. None of which are particularly compelling. That's why it's been such a persistent (admittedly, very dumb) question.
 
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I think he's just rambling about something unrelated to show that he gets distracted ...and does need to be told twice. Like "sonic, run!" "you don't have to tell me twice! But do you know, during the stone age they used to hide in caves from metors" "I said run" etc.
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Videobook elaborates on it a little:
"You don't have to tell ME twice! Return to stone age? Boy you really need to tell those cavemen twice."
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Still doesn't make much sense though.
 
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FightenGnome said:
When I first came across Chris Chan, I figured they leaned left all the way. What with their non-Conservative Church, the welfare, Chris being effeminate and later a tranny. I guess for left leaning people they can paint the Chandlers as conservatives.

In reality though, it seems there is no pattern. I doubt Barb was ever religious and Bob did things more out of ritual. I think they're politically and religiously moderate and a lot of Chris' hardline stances and beliefs came from sources that weren't his parents.
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I figure Barb and Chris are too stupid and self absorbed to have real political opinions. Chris parrots a lot things without understanding them.
Bob is harder to pin down, but I think he was probably an old school Republican (think Eisenhower) who stuck with the party. He may have had some racist beliefs and been homophobic but that's normal for a man of his era regardless of their politics.
When the ED page first went up, Chris wrote to Bill O'Reily for help so Bob was probably a fan.
 
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I was just thinking: are the the subliminal beats pages actually trying to be legitimate or are they a massive ploy by trolls? Or some kind of huckster middle ground?
 
InTheSidePocket said:
Chris with his own talk show.

Christine Now: Hello, all the trolls and loyal fans of the world.
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Christine: Mmm..Yeah so for the uh, the uh next piece we have uh a little bit of a of an interview with the Chris Crocker of that video "Leave Britney Alone." So why don't uh why don't....you tell us something about it?

^ A talk show where Chris Chan interviews other cringeworthy internet people would be a funny premise.

cohensd said:
I was just thinking: are the the subliminal beats pages actually trying to be legitimate or are they a massive ploy by trolls? Or some kind of huckster middle ground?
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huckster middle ground. They are more like a bait page for people who have deep insecurities.

While the idea of of the tranny thing does seem like its geared towards Chris, they also have videos on changing eye colour, for asian people to get rounder and wider eyes, and my personal favourite "Become a Gorilla Fast"

They're just fucking around lol.
 
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@Marvin , in some of those new old content mailbag letters, Chris shows he is aware his life is in a bad place. All in all, how much does it seem to you that Chris is aware his life is in turmoil? Such as, is he aware that subsisting on welfare is below average living? Is he aware that a successful franchise brings in comparably more revenue than Sonichu? Is he aware that someone with his life together can afford a caretaker for an aging mother, or that a financially well-off transgender can easily afford transition surgery, as well as freezing his sperm at a legitimate cryogenic company? etc?

If so, how does he come to terms with those, against his ego convincing him he is great at everything? How much of his own empty boasts does he believe? Does there exist a fine line between delusion and deliberate albeit pitiful attempts at fooling everyone else?

Is there anything at all which he blames on himself?
 
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@Marvin , in some of those new old content mailbag letters, Chris shows he is aware his life is in a bad place. All in all, how much does it seem to you that Chris is aware his life is in turmoil? Such as, is he aware that subsisting on welfare is below average living? Is he aware that a successful franchise brings in comparably more revenue than Sonichu? Is he aware that someone with his life together can afford a caretaker for an aging mother, or that a financially well-off transgender can easily afford transition surgery, as well as freezing his sperm at a legitimate cryogenic company? etc?

If so, how does he come to terms with those, against his ego convincing him he is great at everything? How much of his own empty boasts does he believe? Does there exist a fine line between delusion and deliberate albeit pitiful attempts at fooling everyone else?

Is there anything at all which he blames on himself?
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So, the reoccurring theme I see in Chris' view of any of his troubles is fuzziness. He's got a fuzzy head all the time about these things.

Specifically:

Is he aware that living off of welfare is below average? - Chris always imagined himself to grow up to be Homer Simpson. He's a normal dude, with a family and kids.When money troubles get bad, Chris just then shifts his view of himself from "family man" to "struggling family man". Normal, but dealing with hard times.

Is he aware that a successful franchise brings in comparably more revenue than Sonichu? - Chris doesn't give a shit about franchises anymore. Like, y'know how panhandlers have a sign that says "gotta feed my kids, need money"? Some of them might've had kids at some point. But those kids are probably long gone. That's all that Sonichu is to Chris nowadays, something he draws on a piece of cardboard and holds by the side of the highway to get change.

As far as finances go, I started to quote each one (housing Barb, tranny stuff, jizzsicles, etc) and explain why Chris doesn't notice it / doesn't care, but really, that's all that needs to be said: Chris doesn't care. He's not sweating these things, they might as well be gold plated toilet seats from his perspective. He's just a regular dude, he drinks beer, he loves his family. Rock, flag n eagle, y'know what I'm saying?

And really, Chris doesn't really feel financial pain all that much. Barb does and she passes it along to him occasionally. I say this a lot, but Chris really doesn't have financial problems. He keeps his books, he knows where he stands, and he spends money like he wants.

Chris lives cheaply/lazily regarding everything he doesn't care about. He's the kind of guy to buy toilet paper from dollar stores, and use a coupon while he's at it. (He does weird, cheap old person shit like that sometimes.) With no complaints from him. Chris is as happy as a pig in shit, using single ply toilet paper, sweating greasing through goodwill tshirts, with $400 electronics hooked up to his $200 tv.

And in general, regarding his fuckups: Chris knows he fucks up, but he has a hell of a time figuring out to what degree things were his fault, and then the appropriate way to handle that.

Back to how I started off with this, Chris has a fuzzy head. He knows he's at fault a little, but because he can't find where his crime falls, between first degree murder and petty vandalism, he has a tendency to push the line to the vandalism side of things. It's a persistent "what's the big deal" attitude that's always in his favor.
 
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Marvin said:
As far as finances go, I started to quote each one (housing Barb, tranny stuff, jizzsicles, etc) and explain why Chris doesn't notice it / doesn't care, but really, that's all that needs to be said: Chris doesn't care. He's not sweating these things, they might as well be gold plated toilet seats from his perspective. He's just a regular dude, he drinks beer, he loves his family. Rock, flag n eagle, y'know what I'm saying?
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He does it all while dressed as a five year old girl with severe brain damage, who might have been touched by her gross uncle.
Chris wants high quality and tangible things, but he just does not know what they are because his autism and mental slowness is terrible at distinguishing between what are things that might elevate his social status and what are things that are just stupid (little yellow bow in the hair that probably needs to be washed with formaldehyde)

Just look at this way, when people laugh at Chris for his fashion sense, he has no idea why they're probably laughing, and he just stress sighs and whines until one of his gal-pals has to tell him the truth, then he is aware of it and willing to change it.
 
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