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Would Chris tard rage if he found out that the Wallflower is no longer a boyfriend-free gal?
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All that's left is for Fiona go find her Shrek and that's every girl in Chris's life finding someone who isn't him
Bill Kilgore
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Chances are, Chris probably wouldn't even remember her, even if you knocked out some senses into him, he'll probably just going to either shrug her off like "oh, her" or something like that, or began to blabber about how she was already condemned to go rot in hell forever alongside with the "toxic sinning minority" (I.e Muslims).
What are the chances of Fiona accepting Sockness as a replacement for Chris and settling down with him? Also something tells me that she is now going after Daniel Larson right now.
BubbaRobot887
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Do you think Chris has any sort of logic that governs what he calls right and wrong and why he thinks some people are light powered and back in the day do you think he understood the reason why he said certain things like smoking were bad or do you think Chris just repeated what he heard on cartoons and Bob say and he has never put any thought into it and thus he doesn't have any values of his own?
Personally I think he just repeats what he hears on cartoons and doesn't think about it at all. Most of the times when he lectures people it just sounds like lines he is repeating from the end of a children's cartoon where they explain the lesson they were teaching, I think this may be why he latched onto South Park, because Stan does that at the end of every episode and Chris is not smart enough to figure out it is a parody of the cartoons he normally watches.
Another piece of proof I would point to of Chris not having a mind of his own when it comes to morality is how quickly he turned on a time and decided it was okay to be gay, This seemed to be right around the same time gay characters started to be included in cartoons on cable TV. It may also explain why he decided he was a lesbian, because a lot of those early gay character on cartoons were lesbians and then they through in gay male character latter, mainly because they used the lesbians to cater to the teenage boys who were watching and thought it was hot and then introduced gay male and characters. Cartoons may have had a lot to do with why Chris decided he had to be a lesbian.
Overall I can't think of one time Chris has taken a stance on anything that didn't agree with what the majority of cartoons taught.
I think that if you asked him to explain why he thinks certain things are good or bad without using speeches copied from children's cartoons he would not be able to do it because he doesn't have a clue why he is pro and anti certain thing.
Personally I think he just repeats what he hears on cartoons and doesn't think about it at all. Most of the times when he lectures people it just sounds like lines he is repeating from the end of a children's cartoon where they explain the lesson they were teaching, I think this may be why he latched onto South Park, because Stan does that at the end of every episode and Chris is not smart enough to figure out it is a parody of the cartoons he normally watches.
Another piece of proof I would point to of Chris not having a mind of his own when it comes to morality is how quickly he turned on a time and decided it was okay to be gay, This seemed to be right around the same time gay characters started to be included in cartoons on cable TV. It may also explain why he decided he was a lesbian, because a lot of those early gay character on cartoons were lesbians and then they through in gay male character latter, mainly because they used the lesbians to cater to the teenage boys who were watching and thought it was hot and then introduced gay male and characters. Cartoons may have had a lot to do with why Chris decided he had to be a lesbian.
Overall I can't think of one time Chris has taken a stance on anything that didn't agree with what the majority of cartoons taught.
I think that if you asked him to explain why he thinks certain things are good or bad without using speeches copied from children's cartoons he would not be able to do it because he doesn't have a clue why he is pro and anti certain thing.
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I figured I should ask this here. I am currently making a new Chris Chan archive, which I am making as I feel the other archives, like the Rise and Fall of Chris Chan, is outdated and not terribly well organized, so I am making one that's meant to be more up to date and organized.
However, I am unsure how up to date and complete it is. So far I have Completed (at least mostly) the years from 1994 - 2014. To keep organization simple I split them into different eras (so the numbering resets each era, but they all have an acronym with the Era so it's easy to keep track of, for instance all the 2007-2010 videos are marked GE, as in Golden Era, with the year the video was uploaded with it) which does make things easier to number and keep track of. I am including phone calls/skype calls and such in the archive, as well as some extra videos from fans and trolls.
Currently I can't exactly upload the collection, but within a week or so I can. Would anyone care to check it out? It's still technically a WIP which is why I want to make sure it's all in order before I eventually complete all the eras up to current day and properly release it.
And just so you can see it's legit, here are the Five eras. The first three are complete, fourth is very incomplete, currently working on the Fifth as it's so far short.
However, I am unsure how up to date and complete it is. So far I have Completed (at least mostly) the years from 1994 - 2014. To keep organization simple I split them into different eras (so the numbering resets each era, but they all have an acronym with the Era so it's easy to keep track of, for instance all the 2007-2010 videos are marked GE, as in Golden Era, with the year the video was uploaded with it) which does make things easier to number and keep track of. I am including phone calls/skype calls and such in the archive, as well as some extra videos from fans and trolls.
Currently I can't exactly upload the collection, but within a week or so I can. Would anyone care to check it out? It's still technically a WIP which is why I want to make sure it's all in order before I eventually complete all the eras up to current day and properly release it.
And just so you can see it's legit, here are the Five eras. The first three are complete, fourth is very incomplete, currently working on the Fifth as it's so far short.
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BubbaRobot887
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So here is a question, we all called Chris LOLCow and always have but given what he did to Barb and the fact that he is larping as Jesus and wishing death on people should Chris be "promoted" to the rank of HorrorCow?
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Alright, so I uploaded the first part (The first three eras, due to the period after 2014 resulting in MUCH larger file sizes, so I decided to split them up as I needed to store the second part on different drives due to lacking space) onto Mega.
I decided to just share the link now, though I just want to make sure I ain't breaking any rules, is this alright or does this go against some rule? I dunno if people are really that interested in going over old Christory at this point, though my main motivation was to make it so it was easy to follow and digest (like watching a tv series). I would like to make a thread around it but again, I dunno if people really care or would like that, just figured it may be easier to keep track of what needs improving with it before I put it on the Internet Archive (along with the era from 2014 to 2024 eventually).
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guys I think I've noticed a pattern
Chris: "blah blah blah blah"
Chris: *completely contradicts/disproves self with actions*
Chris: "wah wah wah wah"
Chris: "blah blah blah blah"
Chris: *completely contradicts/disproves self with actions*
Chris: "wah wah wah wah"
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You're like a decade late on this revelation
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hes not really worth serving jail time over, and most of the people that wanted him dead were either teenagers who didn’t know worse existed, or some sort of autistic people who don’t have the means or money
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I think his last chance at being happy ended long before that when Rocky told him to get off the internet around the end of the Ivy Saga. Sitting in his bedroom playing Sonic the Hedgehog and imagining it's Sonichu and himself going on an adventure and that a gf was around the corner was peak happiness for him. He would have gone to the young adults meeting, met Wallflower and have a longer friendship with her and maybe had gone on to meet some desperate mouth-breather woman like himself at a convention.
Why would they? There's nothing to hate about Chris-Chan, he's a pitiful creature. The mere thought of physical real world violence makes him poop himself. When a troll told him Clyde Cash was coming over to kill him in the night, he shat his bed and put a teddy bear in there as a decoy. Not sure if he slept with his mom that night or on the couch or something but she was really mad the next day when she had to clean a bed full of feces.
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What I am shocked about is that Chris has never once been swatted. Considering some much less infamous streamers and cows have it happen multiple times per year, it's insane that it's never once happened to Chris over 17 years of internet infamy and livestreams.
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Chris never did livestreams during the golden age of Chris trolling but he did have other things happen. Hookers at his house, the police showing up, and Bob being told he was going to kill himself. The county police probably showed up one time before they called Charlottesville's SWAT and found out its just a retarded guy who gets messed with on the internet.
People calling in saying he's going to shoot his entire family and kill himself after citing a video where he talks about semen recycling are likely not going to get more than a wellness check.
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Has Christ(tine) or Barb ever rented from rent-to-own shop like rent a center that target poor people with shitty credit who need a TV or couch the same day? They also rent PS5s and sneakers.
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He did some live chats but that was about it (unless you count phone calls with field agents)
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Because there’s some crazies out there. I guess that Jacob Sockness guy is the closest thing.
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Ahh, I do love blueberry pancakes. My one weakness.
Although I had no dead aunts on any of the days that I sought out this hallowed breakfast food. I'm telling you, this is one of those rare times I understand Chris's pain but he needed to go see his aunt one final time especially when she had been very kind to him.
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I think after Chris Fiona gave up trying to date autistic man children
Very true, he even moved on from his fake troll girlfriends pretty fast
I am not sure for certain, but I did read in a Reddit post that she found Sockness quite repulsive and from what we all know, Sockness is only interested in raping Chris
Danderson is the LAST person Fiona wants to date.
From what we.ens have said from their past interactions, Danderson smells like rotting corpses and judging that he sleeps on the streets, doesn't shower and wears the same clothes every single day it is highly likely that Danderson has a few nasty diseases.
If Fiona has to fuck a lolcow so bad, her best bet would be Chibi, at least he showers and gets tested regularly.
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I found this images on an old image archive I had from 2018. I really wanted to know what is the context of this images and who made them:
