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BubbaRobot887 said:
I saw some Axe body spray in the store yesterday and suddenly it made me nostalgic for the classic days when Chris was demanding that somehow Axe stop gay people from buying their products and was making ads for it in his comics.
That is one of the most underrated arcs in my book and I miss those good old days of Chris making a foll of himself without any outside help.
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Chris's "ads" for his favorite brands/franchises were always one of the best parts of Sonichu. In his mind, this was the epitome of WAY PAST COOL:
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Also, "scentally delicious and confident" deserves a spot among the random.txt.
 
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Crass_and_Champ said:
Chris's "ads" for his favorite brands/franchises were always one of the best parts of Sonichu. In his mind, this was the epitome of WAY PAST COOL:
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Well, how can you beat a shower in a can, so that you can replace your natural aroma of rotting watermelons with the extremely manly combination of rotting watermelons and cheap body spray?
 
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Hopkinsville Goblin said:
Maybe Flutter didn't get enough vitamin D as a child? Her height is stunted after all. If she experienced food insecurity in the past she could be a sympathetic person who cares about people at the bottom of the social strata, and Chris fits that description since he's a famous motherfucker.
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Or she just wants rock hard throbbing girl dick that tastes of barbussy?
 
Crass_and_Champ said:
Chris's "ads" for his favorite brands/franchises were always one of the best parts of Sonichu. In his mind, this was the epitome of WAY PAST COOL:
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Also, "scentally delicious and confident" deserves a spot among the random.txt.
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God I love that the confident "No, I used Orion scent" was written without a hint of irony: Chris absolutely considered it a legitimate substitute for bathing/showering. Actually, if anything, his ad is saying that it's an improvement over bathing.
 
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Look, I love the smell of cologne and body spray too, but typically accompanying freshly showered male.

Not rank, sweaty balls male.

You can take that back to the store and get your money back I don't care if it is axe
 
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Crass_and_Champ said:
Chris's "ads" for his favorite brands/franchises were always one of the best parts of Sonichu. In his mind, this was the epitome of WAY PAST COOL:
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Also, "scentally delicious and confident" deserves a spot among the random.txt.
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I'll never forget 2009
 
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It was such an innocent and fun time on the Internet, my Kiwibros. I didn't get into Chris-Chan until 2013 or so, but damn what a genuinely fun rabbit hole it was to dive down back then without degeneracy like today. (REAL degeneracy, like mother-fucking. SheCame4CWC and the FapCup were downright wholesome in comparison) I'll always miss those years but I will never forget them.
 
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The Un-Clit said:
It was such an innocent and fun time on the Internet, my Kiwibros. I didn't get into Chris-Chan until 2013 or so, but damn what a genuinely fun rabbit hole it was to dive down back then without degeneracy like today. (REAL degeneracy, like mother-fucking. SheCame4CWC and the FapCup were downright wholesome in comparison) I'll always miss those years but I will never forget them.
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ToroidalBoat said:
I started reading the CWCki around then. Looking back, I think I would've been better off if I hadn't, as the concept of "Chris Chan" can be like an annoying song stuck in the head -- like that concept is loitering and ban evading, like the real freak used to do IRL.
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I think I got in to watching Chris a year or two after he became internet famous (2008, 2009, 2010. Somewhere between that period), but I did not get too deep anything until he was in his Tom Girl phase, right before the Idea Guys showed up.

To be honest, Chris trooning out, the Idea Guys brain washing him with the dimensional merge along with Chris having his retarded messiah complex and fucking Barb kind of ruined the lore for me, I always find myself going back and rewatching Geno Samuel’s videos featuring just the Classic Era.
 
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BeatboxBill said:
To be honest, Chris trooning out, the Idea Guys brain washing him with the dimensional merge along with Chris having his retarded messiah complex and fucking Barb kind of ruined the lore for me, I always find myself going back and rewatching Geno Samuel’s videos featuring just the Classic Era.
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The "Tale of Fail" is like an endless downward slope, with a number of cliffs along the way down. Back when "Honor Roll" started "going tomgirl" around the time Bob passed away was one drop off. Another one was when the "Idea Guys" really messed him up -- even more than he already was. That incest "healing" was an especially long drop, which was followed shortly after by the freak claiming he's Christ. And though it may not feel that way, "Honor Roll" has been "tomgirl" for much longer than "Classic Era" days.
 
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ToroidalBoat said:
The "Tale of Fail" is like an endless downward slope, with a number of cliffs along the way down. Back when "Honor Roll" started "going tomgirl" around the time Bob passed away was one drop off. Another one was when the "Idea Guys" really messed him up -- even more than he already was. That incest "healing" was an especially long drop, which was followed shortly after by the freak claiming he's Christ. And though it may not feel that way, "Honor Roll" has been "tomgirl" for much longer than "Classic Era" days.
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Agreed, all of those events were his biggest downfalls, the Idea Guys have really fucked up his mind to the point where it is too late and he is so far gone from reality, now Chris just reminds me of some crazy homeless drug addict lurking in the streets rambling on about apocalypses after suffering a bad hit or one of those annoying bible bashers trying to manipulate me in to buying a copy of the Watchtower.

Even though Bob had his own flaws, if he was alive today, I would feel so much sympathy for the man, he probably would feel more shame than ever if he saw how Chris is today, I can just imagine Bob being like "Is this what it has come to? My own son digging up rocks in the front yard to sell? Where did I go wrong?"

I really miss seeing that fat racist homophobe searching for china whilst arguing with people who don’t exist on Youtube *sigh*
 
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BeatboxBill said:
Agreed, all of those events were his biggest downfalls, the Idea Guys have really fucked up his mind to the point where it is too late and he is so far gone from reality, now Chris just reminds me of some crazy homeless drug addict lurking in the streets rambling on about apocalypses after suffering a bad hit or one of those annoying bible bashers trying to manipulate me in to buying a copy of the Watchtower.

Even though Bob had his own flaws, if he was alive today, I would feel so much sympathy for the man, he probably would feel more shame than ever if he saw how Chris is today, I can just imagine Bob being like "Is this what it has come to? My own son digging up rocks in the front yard to sell? Where did I go wrong?"

I really miss seeing that fat racist homophobe searching for china whilst arguing with people who don’t exist on Youtube *sigh*
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I miss the old Chris very much as well. What we have know is much more lame. A gender queer, furry, pervert with a Messiah complex, having a tantrum because his pony cartoon got cancelled. It all went to shit when he went full tomgirl.
 
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King Metalia said:
I miss the old Chris very much as well. What we have know is much more lame. A gender queer, furry, pervert with a Messiah complex, having a tantrum because his pony cartoon got cancelled. It all went to shit when he went full tomgirl.
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Even though it sucks donkey dick Chris trooned out, he probably still would have done it anyway.

Many people have suspicions that Chris only decided to become transgender in order to get laid and I admit that I was ignorant enough to think that too, but like the Cwcki states, there was many signs showing some dysphoria like for example him wearing Barb’s underwear and hating his own male body, that is often the case with trannies.

What I do agree with though is him being polyamorous and being attracted to all species is complete bullshit the Idea Guys filled his head with.
At most I think Chris is just only bi-curious, not bisexual as in having full attraction to both genders, but bi-curious as in he has the occasional homoerotic tendies because even when he was in contact with Sockness and considered him a possible sweetheart, Chris said in a tweet "We might be dating, but we are not going to kiss just yet" or something similar amongst those lines he still showed no general interest in having any physical intimacy and the only thing that came close to genuine attraction was when he wrote that gay poem for Bryan Frogman or whatever his name is.

But yeah, I’d give anything just to see the pre-Tom Girl Chris come back, he was more funny and didn’t sound like a complete nut job! (:_(
 
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